Totes McGotes

@totesmcgotes.bsky.social

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I must remain anonymous on here for work reasons. You’re looking at my cat.

Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock saying “I should have worked more” on his deathbed
Rubio wearing Florsheim shoes Trump bought him that are obviously three sizes too big
Todd Packer from The Office saying he’s the biggest queer on Earth
A screenshot of 30 Rock in which Tracy Jordan says to Liz Lemon “Whoa, you watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand,” and then the back of his hand is revealed to have a note taped to it that reads, “please be nice to me.”
An excerpt from Ta-Nehisi Coates’ famous Atlantic magazine essay “The First White President.” (Which is itself an excerpt from one of his books, I believe)
The Giant from Twin Peaks saying “it is happening again.”
CPI chart showing prices going up and then down over the last 5 years
Yogurt from Spaceballs
Prince, exemplifying the maximum possible amount of positive, raw, charged, masculine sexuality you’ve ever seen in your filthy life
Me watching the sunrise in Sedona, AZ with my infant son asleep, head resting on my shoulder.
Sunrise over Sedona, AZ
A Homeland Security tweet in which Merry from Lord of the Rings says “there won’t be a shire, Pippin”
Stormfront from The Boys
A post with two typos on ExTwitter from Elon Musk that reads “Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid. And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.”
Phony ad in the print edition of The Onion: the company Covenant Eyes saying “We know about your secret iPad, Mike Johnson.”
A post from Conceptual James Lindsay on exTwitter in which he says “Woke means having a critical consciousness. That’s the only thing it means. Nothing more, nothing less.”
Father Paul from St. Paul’s in South Philly with the new Pope
A post on X of a woman crying with the caption “just got robbed $1550 within 10 minutes of landing in Nice, France” and then the dumbest person on earth replying “@gork what happened?”
Pete Hegseth making an “aw shucks” face like a real doofus
Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons making air quotes with his hands, saying: I mean, we can’t be “policing” the whole city
Screenshot from X in which Joe Rogan asks who shot JFK and a Nazi replies with a low effort meme: Jews killed JFK