Toxic

@toxic.sf.ca.us

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I built some notable pieces of web 1.0, including some services/sites that you probably used if you're old enough. Now I'm getting very grumpy about what our creation has become.

He might be showing her his O-face.
A picture of a plaque attached to a palm tree, reading "On this spot in September 1977, Ralph and Shirley McGowan of Minneapolis, Minn., participated in their first orgy, with a pleasant-smelling couple from Pennsylvania. They can’t remember their names.” In the lower right corner is the Club Med logo.
A garden gnome in a lotus position, with each of his hands giving the bird.
A picture of a still, in front of some red flowers.
An album cover for an album named "...and the horses they rode in on." It depicts three horseback-mounted police with large wooden sticks, chasing a long haired man with a bad mustache and a lit doobie on the streets of Los Angeles.
The last time John Waters made an appearance at Amoeba Records in San Francisco was back in 2007, when he was promoting the vinyl release of his one-man Valentine’s Day show, “A Date with John Waters.” The legendary filmmaker, known for off-kilter cult favorites like “Pink Flamingos” and “Hairspray,” remembers the afternoon well: There was a huge line out the door, and one person waiting among them was completely nude. “It was a straight guy, and he told me, ‘I just want to sit on your lap and take a picture of it and give it to my mother for Christmas,’” Waters recounted in a new episode of the store’s “What’s in my Bag?” series. “I always had really good experiences at Amoeba Records. So I’m happy to be back.”
Tray of fresh baked rolls
An AI generated image of a mylar ballon in the shape and likeness of Osama Bin Laden. There is a green laser dot on the baloon, and a plan in the distance behind it.
A mylar party baloon in the shape and likeness of Osama Bin Laden, floating in the sky. There is a commercial aircraft behind the baloon, and a green laser dot on the balloon's lower chest.
The abrupt closure of El Paso’s airspace late Tuesday was precipitated when Customs and Border Protection officials deployed an anti-drone laser on loan from the Department of Defense without giving aviation officials enough time to assess the risks to commercial aircraft, according to multiple people briefed on the situation.
Seven drunk people, each wearing a banana costume, posing behind two police officers on motorcycles in a parking lot
A sumo wrestler in the ring, prepared for the match to begin.
Screenshot of a section of Proposition 50. The full text is here: https://elections.cdn.sos.ca.gov/statewide-elections/public-display/prop-50-text.pdf
Warning sign identifying an Explosives Area.
A picture of a trailhead, with a Federal Government marker saying "Leaving Public Lands", in front of a Monterey County Parks trail marker.
Photo of a Philadelphia Eagles player taking a piss on the sidelines, as an equipment manager holds up a towel and goes out of his way to look elsewhere.