Erik Tanouye

@toyns.bsky.social

180 Followers 109 Following

Historically a writer/performer at UCB. Constantly trying to quit social media. And yet here I am writing another bio for a new account. Also into beans and bags.

A Netflix recommendation suggests that because I liked Lawrence of Arabia, I will enjoy the film Song Sing Blue.
Wha then? Soul. Soul? Soul? Soul. Dublin soul. Outspan laughed. Dublin soul sounded great. Another thing, said Jimmy. Ya aren’t And And And anymore.
A headline in Deadline says Dwayne Johnson’s Oscar snub “lit a fire in his spire”
A photo collage featuring two picture of Joel Dommett and two B/W pictures of actor William Devane. Both men have similar faces.
Large concrete cubes in a desert landscape
Text reading: “Long silence. Made what would later prove fatal mistake: spent hours playing mah jong on my phone, under impression I had unlimited roaming data in EU
A headline reads “Court of Appeal says it cannot rule on which identical twin fathered a child”
A sign reading Hal Holbrook Hall
The lower portion of a poster for the film Dial M for Murder, which says it was written by Frederick Knott.
A brown door with a peephole is labeled “A” and “Not Super”
A poster for All the President’s Men with Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman erased, and the title now says “None of the President’s Men”
Al Pacino in And Justice For All, but the subtitles read “I suck? The system sucks. This job sucks.”
“Guernica,” a black and white painting by Pablo Picasso
Willem Dafoe says “Try the Lindo brand. I think you’ll like it” in a scene from Clear and Present Danger.
Sanjeev Bhaskar uses his phone in an attempt to read a QR code printed on Alex Horne’s jacket on the TV show Taskmaster
Taskmaster sidekick Alex Horne runs away from a contestant while wearing a QR code on his jacket.
Emergency rally Foley Sq Wednesday 6pm
A year-end summary revealing a “most watched actor” is Ving Rhames and “most watched director” is Mike Leigh.
Jodie Foster being interviewed, saying “No, that was a total improvisation.”
Andy Rooney complains about something on 60 Minutes
Contact information for Brian Cole Bail Bonds in Virginia
A pop up ad asking an IMDB user to rate an episode of Law and Order features a jarring picture of Sam Waterston with his mouth open.
Nicolae Ceaușescu gives a speech on December 22, 1989. It does not seem like the audience is enjoying it.
Flea wears a suit similar to Nicole Kidman’s iconic AMC theaters suit at a Rock N Roll Hall of Fame event.
Some grasses, a bare tree, and the blue sky in autumn.
Trump stands inertly near his desk while colleagues surround a man, whose legs are in the air, his body obscured.
An Instagram post featuring the Broadway cast of Chess, which looks like the cast of Slow Horses.
Photos and captions of actors Cole Doman and Colman Domingo
Text saying “ Well, the next time someone brings up a terrible anecdote about Cambodia or Vietnam, I will definitely drop the Star Wars story to show that people have two sides.”
Jay Leno smiling like a schemer
Jimmy Fallon rubs Donald Trump’s head in The Tonight Show
Movie posters for Hamlet, Hammet, and Hamnet.
A picture of a shooting suspect in what looks like a college dorm room with an Amazon delivery box under his bed
A photo of the person of interest in Utah shooting making a fist like animated cartoon character Arthur Read.
A drawing of a couch with an enigmatic dialogue between JD Vance and IKEA written on it. Also, JD’s signature looks like jizz on the couch.
Dana Carvey portrays Tom Brokaw prerecording news broadcasts with a recent photo of Donald Trump over his shoulder.
A highway sign in Ohio designates the exit for Etna Pataskala
A license plate saying RM 50ED
The cup of water shaking on the dashboard as a T-Rex approaches in Jurassic Park
Text reads: One wonders whether our own situation is much different, and, even more gloomily, whether there will be anyone to say, as Conquest did not but might as well have, “I told you so, you fucking fools.”
A person who looks like the fictional character Jon Snow is seen in the background of Brad Lander being detained by men assailants claiming to be ICE officers.
A person in half a Spider-Man costume jokes up a wet piece of cardboard on the street during the No Kings protest march.
An interview misquotes the end of Dr. Strangelove, replacing “Mein Fuhrer” with “Monsieur”
A sign that says “Dr Christine M Scrodanus” Optometrist
A sign with an arrow pointing to the office of “Dr. Scrodanus”
A piece of candy with Cyrillic writing on the label.
Text reads: How many Hollywood movie plots hinge roughly on the idea that the hero will do anything, anything at all, not to be shipped back to the suburbs?
JD Vance grabs the hand of Pope Francis, who is seated, presumably on a couch
A screenshot of the Avengers: Doomsday cast announcement livestream but with Jeffrey Goldberg’s name on a chair.
Chuck Schumer with reading glasses riding real low on his nose.
Useless Senator Chuck Schumer looking like an armchair had outsmarted him.
An actor in The Hunt for Red October who asks his counterpart if he’s lost another submarine.
In a scene from Casablanca, Victor Laszlo welcomes Rick back to the fight.
An email from Delta announcing that Multi Factor Authentication is Here
A Google search for the words “will no one” where the first suggested search is “will no one rid me of this turbulent priest”
A doctored Truth Social post about a plane crash fr on Donald Trump suggests the plane should have been made out of the black box material, the complains about airplane snacks and Tim Burton’s career.
Neel from Skeleton Cree pictured with Neil from the 7 Up series in 49 Up
A news story notes the passing of author David Lodge, accompanied by a photograph of him.
“I was completely shocked that you wanted to do an anniversary of this,” Delia Eoheon is quoted as saying in the article.
A blue skinned alien looking in the mirror