Tracy

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Wedding photographer. South Woodham, Essex. Got Rage to number one at Christmas. https://tracymorter.com she/her

Screenshot from LWT (Royal Variety Performance) 6th of March 1983. Showing Pepe the puppet's face with massive eyes. Text says "Tommy Boyd. Here's maggie Philbin and Keith Chegwin. Now being presented, Roger Stevenson with Pepe."
Table of weather stats from a weather station. from July 1, 2026 to July 31, 2026 First number is the high. Second number is the low. Last is the average. Temperature. 36.7 °C 10.4 °C 22.0 °C Dew Point. 19.9 °C 5.4 °C 13.4 °C Humidity. 93 % 22 % 61 % Precipitation. 0.00 mm - -
Explosion in Essex.
Screenshot of weather forecast from Netweather. " 01:00 to 04:00 C 12°C 5-7mph 12°C 1025mb 04:00 to 07:00 C 11°C 6-10mph 10°C 1025mb"
A game cartridge in an N64 console. The game International Superstar Soccer 2000 on the tv screen.
Packet of marinade in a supermarket. “Schwartz RUBS • OF THE WORLD RUB. COOK. ENJOY.”
Footage from full council meeting of Essex County Council on the 14th of July 2026.
Minutes from the Corporate Policy and Scrutiny Committee meeting in October 2024. They are discussing MedTech in which ECC invested 500K. "Medtech Accelerator Ltd • Medtech was set up as a vehicle to invest in medical technologies. All funding had been allocated on the merit of projects, and none had been in Essex. The Page 6 of 48 Thursday, 26 September 2024 Minute 3 _______________________________________________________________________________ company had allocated all funding and there was no future investment anticipated as a result. • Medtech had invested in medical technologies that would be launched into the market. Their ability to launch was impacted by the pandemic. There was a profile of when the products were expected to launch into the market, and this would result in the Council starting to receive increasing levels of income. • Each of the organisations which had established Medtech had the right to a representative. There had been recent turnover of these, however, all organisations were still active. It was likely that Medtech would wind up in the future, however, and one partner would take over the monitoring to ensure income was collected. "
Rik Mayall in knight armour with a sword looking threatening down the sword.
Label “WOOLWORTHS 12" DESK FAN Sku No.: 260H0630 Model No.: BD30 220-240V~50Hz 45W S/N: 0607 CE”
Tuxedo cat showing off his beans while sleeping on a grassy patch.
Tuxedo cat in the background looking at a grasshopper that has made its way indoors. RIP grasshopper.
BBC 3D experience of hydration break with glitches. Players in the air, wonky.
Henry Kelly on Going for Gold. A man with blonde hair and wearing a blue blazer with a red patterned tie. The caption says "only 40 and in good health".
The rose bush Flower Carpet Coral, inside a flower is a ladybird suspended in the web with the spider.
Map of personal weather stations in South Woodham Ferrers all reading 37 degrees.
Tuxedo cat yawning under a blue sky next to a fence. Taken with an iPhone on selfie mode laid on the bench he was sitting on.
Smug croissant guy. Man in a blue shirt, tie, pale trousers, newspaper on his lap, holding a drink and a croissant. He appears to be on a rooftop.
Video of the self checkout in the Co-op. An empty basket. The music is the theme from Naked Gun.
Post on facebook from the East Anglian Daily times. "This crisp collector's journey is anything but plain. Man who discovered Coldplay writes book about 50 year crisp packet collection" with picture of man eating crisps.
MacBook air on a table in the garden. Dogwood, coral carpet rose bush, hawthorn and a birch tree in the background.
Tuxedo cat on a windowsill with a net curtain on his head looking surprised.
Tuxedo cat with a pink nose sitting in long grass.
Tuxedo cat in the garden looking up. His little chin. Whiskers in the sunlight.
Tuxedo cat in a sunny garden with a blue sky. He probably could do a good cat version of the disaster girl meme with a look like this.
Adolf Hitler relaxing in a deckchair at Berchtesgaden with a black dog at his side circa 1933.
Screenshot from instagram. SNLUK @ We got plenty. #SNLUK 1d fowerairkers (George Fouracres) Plenty to go round! 1d
Tuxedo cat curled up sleeping on a bed with a navy and white patterned duvet from M&S.
Limes guy meme. A man struggling to hold lots of limes, some are falling from his arms to the floor. An advert in George, the clothing brand in Asda. With the words "So many nonces".
Oranges background. ASDA PRICe 98P each Sweetclems
Glass of Aperol spritz on a garden table. Hawthorn in the background and a blue sky.
Screenshot of Waitrose recipe. WAITROSE & PARTNERS Cauli korma A simple, creamy curry to answer those takeaway cravings. (4) starts Rate this recipe
Screenshot from BBC Newsnight on 07/04/2026. Michael Baumgartner on screen saying "what the British did against the Nazis in the Second World.." and a picture of the damage to a building in Tehran today.
Black and white tuxedo cat with a pink nose curled up asleep on a white duvet.
Dr Erica McAlister showing John Cooper Clarke her jar of flies as she says "They have some of the most extraordinary genitalia". They are sat on an orange sofa on The Harry Hill Show.
Benny Hill's face put on on Leonardo DiCaprio's face meme raising a glass.
Scene from the film Threads of Anne Sellors credited as Woman Who Urinates on Herself. Text saying "Primark's £16 'cute' pink cardigan perfect for spring fans say they 'love'"
A beige sofa and a white wall. On the wall are the words "THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN'T THINGS"
Seven-spot ladybird on a garden chair.
View of pumps in a pub. Yakima Gold and Billericay Dickie labels.
Blue sky reflected in the water of Clements Green Creek in South Woodham Ferrers.

A red Escort XR3i parked somewhere in Yorkshire. Mum and two daughters. I am the one in the pink standing up inside the car.
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Scene from Look Around You. Pam Bachelor talking to Patricia (her surname is silent) about her invention The Petticoat 5. The first computer designed for women.
Photograph of Brixton Academy at night. Maxïmo Park sold out. 14th of February.
iPhone screenshot. BBC sounds playing BBC 6 music, Deb Grant DJing. M&S notification. Saying “M&S Suede's having a moment.”
Tuxedo cat looking out the window in the sunshine. He has a pink nose.
Screenshot from an email. "Our article also refers to a "biological male" and we understand some audience members object to this phrase. In this case we considered it was important to understand the whole case hinges on whether a transgender woman should have access to a "woman-only" space and an explanation of what these terms mean was important to understand the story. In this our language is similar to the terminology used by the Supreme Court in its recent ruling."
Yellow crocus in the lawn.
Tuxedo cat sleeping on a floral duvet.
Discovery box from Etat Libre d'Orange. Lots of samples in white boxes. Fat Electrician on the top.
A midwife in St John's Hospital, Chelmsford, in 1999. Wearing a blue outfit, she has dark curly hair and is wearing glasses and a smile. A trolley behind her with tea and toast.
Tabby cat outside a second floor window looking in.
The sun sets in early January over Fenn Creek in South Woodham Ferrers. A clear, still, day. Pylons in the distance.
Spotify Screenshot. Song - Jim'll Fix It For You Album - TV Themes
A meme scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A French castle guard in medieval clothing, leaning over a stone battlement and taunting King Arthur. Text added to image saying "your home has the aesthetic of a dentists office and the comfort level of an airport lounge"
Oh my. People in the sea, woman with dark hair looking at the camera. Scene from Jaws.
Tuxedo cat with green and gold wrapping ribbon in his mouth. A Christmas tree behind him.
Teasels in the winter sun, pale blue skies and small white clouds.
Council gritter, flashing orange lights, going down a road with the grit coming out to form a pleasing pattern. The song Jingle Jangle Jewellery posted on youtube by Rob Manuel 19 years ago (how is that 19 years ago) is now in my head.