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Back at it again on this stupid site She/her

A slightly blurred image of a red fox, curler up and sleeping in the middle of the road, taken through a gap in my blinds
Lionel Messi crying in the Power Rangers "cry harder baby" meme
Garth Merengi saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
TV gardener and occasional chat show host Alan Titchmarsh, on the floor planting some little pink flowers. I don't know what kind, I'm not a plant shagger
A screenshot of the quoted post above, which reads: I'm a woman. I disagreed with Widdecombe on almost everything. I don't celebrate her murder because I'm not a cunt. I have yet to be convinced that this woman isn't a cunt
Scottish Sickos!!
A transparent blue Hello Kitty themed Dreamcast in virtually perfect condition, with a matching controller, VMU and keyboard. There is also a Hello Kitty game included, but I don't speak Japanese so haven't got a clue what that's about
Jeff Stelling waving his hands in an animated manner while presenting Gillette Soccer Saturday on Sky
Cilla Black on Surprise, Surprise, with the caption "he's a landlord ladies and gentlemen"
Bagpuss with his mouth wide open and a speech bubble at the bottom of the photo. I'm so sorry
A man standing with a megaphone at an outdoor rally. To the right of the image, a red banner is raised, reading "Shut Up, Paul Mason"
A GIF of Pikachu in a big fluffy hoodie, marching up and down and waving her arms, with the caption "I'm losing my fucking mind"
An excerpt from the bbc weather forecast for my area on June 25th at 11am. No rain expected. A moderate breeze that will not reach me. Supposedly it's only 24 degrees but it feels like 29 degrees because of the hateful 70% humidity. It's so hot I've been rubbing my skin with condensation off a can of irn-bru just to cope. I've never felt less clean in my life
A slightly blurry photo of the information panel on my fan, saying it's 33 degrees Celsius in my bedroom. As I write this it's just gone 10pm and my room hasn't cooled at all
Hysterical crying and wailing emoji
Andy Burnham has Shinji Ikari in the Congratulations scene at the end of Neon Genesis Evangelion
A packet of S&B Mild Japanese Curry blocks
A tuxedo cat with little white socks, laying on the shaded part of the patio beside a green bin. He's so angry
An edited image of Evangelion Unit 02 being impaled with the Spear of Longinus, except I've turned the other end of the spear into a rake and added Sir Keir Starmer's head on to the eva. I really will miss the comedy value this rake stepping war criminal provided (and absolutely nothing else, I hope his wife fucking rinses him in the inevitable divorce)
David Miliband looking awkward and holding a banana in an ill-fitting suit
The two guys from Pawn Stars behind the counter of their shop, presumably about to horrifically low-ball someone
A flash frame from the 1997 show "Brass Eye", with the text "Grade is a cunt" partially concealed in the centre of the frame. Yes, it refers to Michael Grade, then the chief executive of channel 4, who tried to interfere with the content and style of the show. Anyway Michael Grade IS a cunt.
A table listing notable opponents to the UK Government's proposed Assisted Dying bill. All the groups are pointing out the lack of adequate safeguards and the substantial risks this poses to older people, mentally ill people, and people with life limiting but non terminal illnesses. Opponents to the bill include the Royal College of Physicians, the Royal College of Psychiatrists, Liberty, the government advisor on suicide prevention, the Association for Palliative Medicine, MIND, domestic violence charities, the National Down Sundrome Policy Group, and the British Association of Social Workers
Eva the secretary from Grim Fandango (1998), sat at her desk and checking her nails instead of working. She's just like me for real
Niles Crane from the show Frasier, but photoshopped to be dressed as Waluigi
A partially drunk bottle of zero sugar cherry irn bru that I found in a local corner shop. It tastes dreadful