transiit

@transiit.bsky.social

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that guy

You can tell it’s authentic! Tastes just like Whiskey Pete’s dipstick!
Nom nom nom
-12….but it’s a dry cold.
9 out of 10 national weather services agree that it's darn cold out there.
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Could be cat treats, could be trail mix. Snack roulette.
Richard Scarry’s pig works as a butcher.
Festively dressed porch skeletons
(Non Egg) Nog
“Regular” Egg nog