Static et alia

@transsexual.gay

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Alli is eating a comically oversized blue raspberry freezer pop. she has a blanket haphazardly draped over her torso but this only does so much; the entire side of her left breast is still uh pretty visible. she looks like she's enjoying herself

Alli in a blue and green patterned surgical gown and a lavender kn95 mask. she's in a chair and although you can't tell from the picture she is in the recovery area post surgery

alli is standing at the bottom of a very plain flight of stairs. she's wearing a purple kn95 mask and a green dress and is carrying a small snow leopard kitten stuffed animal. this is the last time any of you will see her before yet another surgery happens

the world's happiest snow leopard is making deeply satisfied sounds as they roll around in front of what is presumably a trailcam

cursed Instagram ad for bumzzy razors with the caption "how T girls get a razor-close shave without the rash"

two pairs of loop earplugs on a keychain that alli's holding. you can't tell but her climbing gym membership tag is also attached to this keychain, because of course it is.

an iridescent star hangs from the branch of a tree. the speaker behind it makes it pulse in time with the beat.

static in a black crop top with "dilating & dilating & dilating & dilating" in the soulsource colors on it and light blue festival shorts. she is smiling at you.

alli in a very high crop top (heather purple with "girlkissers" in a lesbian gradient baseball team kinda font), vibe necklace, black hip pack, and white shorts

static wearing a lavender kn95, a t4t shirt designed by @literallyjustadog.online, and a pair of black festival shorts. she's on a brooklyn bound A train in nyc.

static's ankle deep in the tide as it rolls in. she's looking back at her phone camera and smiling. blue bikini and purple hair. open ocean behind her. god, she's pretty.

alli in a bright blue bikini, lying on the beach. her leg tattoo - a vine trellis in the shape of an estrogen molecule - is visible, and she is smiling at the camera as she holds it above her head.

Alli across the bay from NYC, the skyscrapers visible in the distance. she's standing in a park smiling at the camera. her hair has tinges of purple in it. she's wearing a pendant necklace and a blue and white linen dress

a copy of "coping with trauma-related dissociation" held on my lap. in the background a Delta CRJ900 safety booklet is visible in the seat pocket in front of me

static mirror selfie. she's wearing a blue and white linen dress and a light cardigan. her hair looks darker than usual; if you look close enough you can see little streaks of purple in it.

static out for a walk on a nondescript sidewalk in a nice white floral spaghetti strap crop top and short teal shorts. there is genuinely nothing else to say about the setting but she is very pretty

Alli is lying on a brown couch. A line applies her face and upper body between light and shade. Her arm is extended and she's smiling at the camera. She's wearing a red dress and her cleavage is uh pretty dang visible.

an old flatbed truck with a tractor on the back. both the truck and tractor are labeled "bill's post hole service"

static looks so delighted. she's standing in front of a bookshelf, wearing some light cargo pants and a floral print spaghetti strap crop top thing that looks real cute. more importantly she has snow leopard ears and a tail and oh dear she might have accidentally gotten really really euphoric about this

a tortico cat rests her head on someone's hand as she sideeyes the camera

a still from the movie "phantom of the paradise" featuring the fictional band the juicy fruits. a group of men are crouched in the middle of the frame - heavily styled hair, one of them has sunglasses, mouths open as they hold a note. behind them, "the Juicy Fruits" is stitched in sloppy cursive on the set backdrop, which is lit by small red and green squares of light.

Instagram story from @groupwork.fyi with me and @bloobyrose.transsexual.gay dancing our hearts out right in front of the decks. blue lighting and joy and a beat that grabbed a hold of us and made us move 💜

Alli outside grinning, wearing a black graphic tee with a trans colored wave design on it. She looks so happy.

alli and @bloobyrose.transsexual.gay at a rave. grinning at the camera through masks. Alli's wearing a pink :3 tank top that she bought from mox's store.

confirmation email static going to t4t luv nrg pride

static on a couch wearing butterfly fishnet leggings, a criminally short black faux leather skirt, a bright red top that barely holds in her tits with how deep the scoop neck is, and a black leather collar.

a small tortoiseshell cat looks up from a tile floor, demanding attention.

static is wearing a gray hoodie and sitting on an olive green couch. she's so pretty. she has a big wide smile on her face and a fresh haircut.

static is leaning on a bookshelf behind her. she's smiling at the camera and wearing a pink tank top with ":3" in big bold white text on it.

static is kneeling on the floor in front of a brown couch. she's smiling at the camera and wearing a heather purple crop top with "Girlkissers" written on it in a baseball-team-like font with a lesbian flag color gradient.

static's outside! she's wearing a purple tanktop and smiling at the camera

alignment chart for lawful/neutral/chaotic top/switch/bottom:

lawful top:
- knows what they want (highlighted)
- big strap/dick energy
- will cook food after (should be highlighted, will become clear why it isn't later)

neutral top:
- spouse material
- wines and dines you
- will fuck you as soon as you get home (highlighted)

chaotic top:
- way into dirty talk
- keyboard smasher (highlighted)
- wants to order pizza after

lawful switch:
- sex toy hoarder (highlighted)
- "making you cum is my job" (highlighted)
- secretly wants to bottom all the time (highlighted)

true switch:
- kinkier than you
- low-key horny 24/7 (highlighted)
- aftercare monarch

chaotic switch:
- brat 24/7
- always flirty (highlighted)
- might fall asleep during sex (I ONLY DID THIS ONCE I AM BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS)

lawful bottom:
- desperate to please (highlighted)
- will call you daddy/mommy
- will cook food after, naked (highlighted, and now you understand what happened up in the lawful top square)

neutral bottom:
- just happy to be topped (highlighted)
- very soft (highlighted)
- will take nap after

chaotic bottom:
- goblin (highlighted)
- makes jokes during sex (highlighted)
- demands candy after

user @janofficial.bsky.social replies to this post with "VI/VIM eww 🤮
You should try nano.. much better". I reply with "l've been admining Linux from CLI for well over a decade. I don't need to be condescended to about my choice of text editor. What made you think this reply was appropriate?"

static with a surgical bra and a loose navy shirt. sitting up in a hospital chair. she's smiling at the camera behind her lavender kn95 mask

static in a lavender kn95 mask and a blue hospital gown.

Tumblr post from user orcboxer

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Tumblr post from user orcboxer

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

verdict for @pussygirl.org

@pussygirl.org is a pillow princess.

alli, lit by the camera flash. a maroon dress and a gray kn95 with a sip valve. a seductive glance at the camera as the music fills her soul.

countdown app widget 22 days left till my breast aug

wikigacha card for the self-medication article. 4297 atk 5236 def.

Blurb: "Self-medication, sometimes called do-it-yourself (DIY) medicine, is a human behavior in which an individual uses a substance or any exogenous influence to self-administer treatment for physical or psychological conditions, for example headaches or fatigue."

trans values quiz results

socials axis: Private Quote Tweeter
75.8% twitter
24.2% 4chan

Truscum Axis: Xenogender Enjoyer
21.7% truscum
78.3% selfid

HRT Access Axis: Lena Juicer
100.0% diy
0% restricted

Trans Liberation Axis: Stonewall Fan
26.4% assimilation
73.6% liberation

big pot of gumbo

holy trinity + chocolate colored roux in the same stockpot

roux a golden brown in large stock pot

amber glass bottles on paper towels laid out on the floor. one is in a lukewarm water bath, the other has a red plastic funnel on top of it and is awaiting its turn in the bath.

double boiler now with melted oil and a ton of little wax pellets swirling around