bobby_hill_real

@trashmuppet.bsky.social

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internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet) he/him visit my booth at space ghost con 97 three hams will thrill me

picture of a tree trunk, paper-thin and peeling red bark over a smooth green skin in front of a blurry background of an evergreen forest
Tom Bosley as Father Dowling, a Catholic priest who solves murders. he is wearing what seems to be a black cassock with a white collar visible under the neckline. Bosley has brown eyes, a jowly face, grey-to-black hair, and large dark arch-shaped eyebrows
Op image but poorly edited so the green sign says "S an S rd" with an image of Sans(a pixelated, short skeleton wearing a blue jacket and black pants, his hands in his pockets) from undertale
A street sign in front of a leafy green background. At the top a dark green sign with white text reads "Swan Bay Rd", below it is a yellow sign with black arrows pointing left and right, and at the bottom is a brown sign with a boat on a trailer going down a ramp into some implied water, and an arrow pointing left depicted in white
Photo of a cloudy, darkening sky. In the right third a rainbow can be seen. In the distant background a range of white-capped mountains (the cascades) can be seen. Bottom of the picture shows the railing and parking area of a ferry dock. There are a silver car, a red car, and a black car on the deck. A lamppost exists
Photo of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, some with evergreen trees on top of them, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation covering it
black text on white background that reads "How does cum-cum work?"
Todd, a small black anthropomorphic squirrel, stabs Pat, a larger anthropomorphic cat, in the ankle. A speech bubble coming from Todd reads "Shank 'em if ya got 'em, fellas!" and one from Pat reads "AAAAIIIAUGH". Black and white line art, from webcomic Achewood
Todd, a small black anthropomorphic squirrel, stabs Pat, a larger anthropomorphic cat, in the ankle. A speech bubble coming from Todd reads "Shank 'em if ya got 'em, fellas!" and one from Pat reads "AAAAIIIAUGH". Black and white line art, from webcomic Achewood
Screenshot of a dark-mode Google Search result from Bloomberg.com that reads: "Bloomberg.com https://www.bloomberg.com Chris Cocks, Hasbro Inc: Profile and Biography Christian P Cocks "Chris". Chief Executive Officer, Hasbro Inc ; PREVIOUS POSITION. President/COO, Wizards of The Coast Inc USA ; EDUCATION. Harva"
a pitcher with a plain grey jersey that says EAT TAINT in tiny letters on the front
still from the intro to Twin Peaks, depicting a mountainous forested landscape, a road on the right and a sign that says "welcome to twin peaks, population 51201" against a painted image of two mountain peaks. In the center of the image is green-outline text that says "THE MUPPET SHOW", but in the center of the O there is a tiny Gonzo (a purple and blue muppet, dressed in a purple tuxedo) with a lavender background. gonzo is blowing a trumpet
same image as the OP, but the text reads "THE MUPPET SHOW" and inside the O a very small Gonzo, a blue and purple puppet with googly eyes and a curved proboscis-y nose wearing a purple-and-white tuxedo, blows a trumpet at the viewer. also the interior of the O is lavender and magenta
Same image as OP but with text that reads "you know you want me baby!"
Same image as OP but the text reads "Earth vs. Soup"
Same image as the OP but the text reads "Co-Producer Speed Weed"
gif of Joe Don Baker as Mitchell (from Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 5 episode 12), sitting in a car at night talking into a walkie-talkie. superimposed on the bottom of the screen are the shadows of two robots and a human sitting next to each other in a row of theater seats
homer simpson lying on his back in a hammock, resting a beer on his belly and using his other arm as an impromptu pillow. text caption is "Yeah, they'll do that." (from s04e15 of The Simpsons, "I Love Lisa", at 10:45
Wiktionary screenshot: Alternative forms edit Panican Etymology edit From panic +‎ -an (possibly influenced by American or Republican). Coined in 2025 by U.S. president Donald Trump, in reference to people panicking about the stock market's response to his trade tariffs. Popularised by Donald Trump's supporters. Noun edit panican (plural panicans) (neologism, US politics, derogatory) One who becomes easily panicked.
amelia (r.i.p.), a brown-and-white fluffy cat looking down from the bare branches of a mossy apple tree. her eyes are glowing like small suns due to the light from the flash of the camera
Google search results for a search for "mitch hedberg truck" (without quotes). The first result is from a Facebook page called "All Things Comedy" that has part of an improperly phrased Mitch Hedberg joke, "Last week I helped my friends stay put. It's a lot easier to helping someone move." Below the search result it says "missing: truck", a bar, then "show results with: truck", implying the search result does *not* contain the word "truck" in it anywhere
a balding man in a red Tshirt stands in a bathroom; he has two clumps of fairly long beard on the sides of his face. The clumps have been dyed green (left, looks rather brown though) and red (right, same color as the shirt). The expression on his face says "I have made a mistake and I hate this"
Ray from Achewood (an anthropomorphic cartoon cat wearing glasses and a medallion on a chain) sitting in a high backed leather chair, says "can't talk now, bro. I'm three-ballin'" in a speech balloon. Drawing is black and white digital line art
shot of bluesky's "trending" tab, says "NBA Cup", "Rick Scott", "Knicks", "Mozilla Firefox", "Waterfox", "ACC Scheduling", white text on very dark blue-grey
(screenshot of a fb post; white text on dark-grey background) I believe myself to be one of the world's leading experts on this subject and so I will just share some new words in Quenya that were needed for our modern times Aucircoroni -- Orchiectomy Puccocarmë - Vaginoplasty Vinyapucco -- Neovagina For you transmascs out there we have Aucirtitti, for top surgery, Puncilcarmë, and Vinyapuncil.
A jar of Nalley brand small garlic & dill pickles; humorously they are labeled "baby dill wholes"
same as above, but "leonardo dicaprio" and "sean penn" have been replaced with "seymour skinner" and "gary chalmers"
in the background the scowling face of Superintendent Chalmers looms large, while in the foreground Principal Skinner apepars to be running across a road (in fact he is doing isometric exercises). an orange gradient has been applied to both characters to match the color scheme of the poster it is intended to parody. the text still reads leonardo dicaprio sean penn benicio del toro regina hall teyana taylor chase infiniti written and directed by paul thomas anderson ONE RATTLE AFTER ANOTHER only in theaters september 26
poster for One Battle After Another. looming large in the background is leo dicaprio, with brown wavy hair and salt-and-pepper-ish moustache/beard and a serious expression, in the foreground is (i think) chase infiniti, running across a road and carrying a pistol + having handcuffs hooked onto her belt, with a desperate expression. most of the color is washed out by sunset-orange tones. white text atop the image says leonardo dicaprio sean penn benicio del toro regina hall teyana taylor chase infiniti written and directed by paul thomas anderson ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER only in theaters september 26
Kiryu from yakuza, wearing a white jacket and a red shirt, holds an upside-down bicycle, preparing to smash it down into an unseen opponent. the background appears to be urban japan
(screenshot of fantasiehund.de website, auto-translated from German to English) The best dog in the world? A fantasy dog. We think everyone should have a dog. And every dog should do it well have. But what if it just doesn't work? Then it's time for a fantasy dog. It is invisible, easy to maintain and very entertaining.
screenshot from the Archer episode "Placebo Effect"; A cartoon man is firing a pistol with one hand at the camera, he is wearing a red bandana atop his head and a black jacket. he is gaunt, has pale skin and dark circles around his eyes, and you can see something under the bandana covering his ears. he is standing in front a background of trees. he is squinting and has a neutral expression.
black and white line-art image of a wizard looming above you and staring intensely, with dramatic shadows. he has long hair, full mustache and beard, and behind him you can see a bookshelf.
black and white cartoon, two panels. Both feature an anthropomorphic cat wearing a Lincoln beard and talking to someone on the phone. First panel's speech bubble reads "Heh heh that's right", the second's reads (in quotation marks) "The wine so bad it made the news". Between the two panels it says "© 2003 Chris Onstad www.achewood.com"
picture of "Doctor Amigo", the mascot of a doctors' office that once appeared in terrible commercials. The mascot is a person wearing a foam head that badlyresembles Mario from the Super Mario video games with uneven green eyes, a mustache and an open mouth, but he has a doctor's uniform on instead of overalls, complete with white coat and stethoscope
A round torte with numerous small dark purple plums dotting its surface, still in a metal pan resting on a cooling rack. There are visible swirls of cinnamon marking its light brown surface.
transparent-background png of the marge simpson "i'll krump with you sweetie pie" meme; marge is in an awkward position with both knees bent in different directions (one foot is flat on the floor, the other is at an angle) and both of her elbows are bent behind her with her hands into fists. her skin is yellow, she is wearing a green dress and red ?flats?. she has a blue bouffant hairdo. her face has been replaced by stephen fry as Jeeves from "Jeeves & Wooster". the still of the simpsons is from season 19 episode 6 "Little Orphan Millie", and the still of Jeeves is from season 1 episode 1 "In Court After The Boat Race (or, Jeeves' Arrival)
Blue MTG card titled "Cheatyface", with a picture of a mischievous djinn stealing one of the three blue mana the spell costs. Type "Creature - Efreet". Text of the card reads "You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game. Flying." Power/toughness 2/2, art by Doug Chaffee
madeline kahn as Mrs White in the "flames on the side of my face" scene from the movie Clue. she has pale skin, black hair in a bob haircut, is wearing a strapless black dress and black armbands, a pearl necklace, a jewelled bracelet and red fingernails (her hands are held on either side of her face simulating flames). behind her stands Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard, he has brown hair and a mustache and is wearing a white dress shirt with suspenders and brown pants. they are in the hallway of a well-kept mansion.
ai-generated picture of an unknown white lady's head labelled *unreadable text* HARRIET TUBMAN
Dennis Flynn @tincan-vet.bsky.social Your hateful response is exactly why Democrats are losing elections [reply to the previous post i made] Aprin 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM & Everybody can reply
Chibi robo, a small silver humanoid robot, stands to the left plugged into a wall socket with a black cord. To the right is Homer Simpson, head in his hands, and the disembodied head of Bart Simpson. Homer has a speech bubble that reads "chibi robo please our power bill was $8,000 this month we had to sell most of bart", Bart had one that says "cabunga"
Picture of a blue sky post: Graham Kirwin @grahamkirwin.bsky.so... - 10m I'm here you fuckaas bitch (Image below text is of the front of a Home Depot store and part of its parking lot)
screenshot of a tweet im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420 man: doctor i am depressed dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing man: but doctor dr: i know who you are 3:25 PM - Mar 26, 2019
Spicy Uh What book is this? Sounds wild. 1h ago Reply brookcburton Girl serpent thorn, aside from that it was really boring 1h ago Reply
All usews must be tweated with wespect uwu
the "Funputer" from Tom Goes To The Mayor, a laptop that's for children. it is bright red with a small grey LCD screen that reads "WORD NOT RECOGNIZED:". it has the word "FUNPUTER" in a yellow-to-green gradient, a white knob on each lower corner (resembling an Etch-A-Sketch) and sad-looking eyes that protrude above the top of the otherwise rectangular case, as well as four diagonal vents (for speakers, perhaps?) on the left and right side.
the cheat, a yellow creature with black polka-dots who is shaped like an irregular trapezoid and has two flipper-like arms, wearing a brown cardboard box that almost covers him completely, with a crudely-painted picture of himself on the front and the words "the cheat" complete with quote marks below, on a green background
screenshot of https://bjs.ojp.gov/topics/crime/violent-crime defining violent crime: "violent crime includes murder, rape and sexual assault, robbery and assault"
zorak, a bipedal 6-foot tall evil green mantis creature, wearing a klingon military outfit with shoulderpads and a sash or some sort of bandolier, and a poorly-fitting mask against a red background with white spatters or streaks
someone with black hair, a red shirt and brown ?jacket holding up a sign that reads "MARK MILLAR LICKS GOATS" from the cover of a Nextwave comic
image of the LA Noire "DOUBT" meme: a man wearing a brown suit jacket, white shirt and red tie, and a hat of some sort with a vaguely sarcastic look on his face on a black background and a blue X button next to the text "Doubt"
image of the box of Durvet Ivermectin Paste 1.87%, an "Anthelmintic & Boticide" medicine for horses (a horse is on the left of the box). on the right side of the box is a picture of apples with the label "Apple Flavored!"
recipe for steak with "STEAK." in large italic font as the title. it is from what is supposed to be an old-fashioned book so it has some of those lowercase letter Ses that look like lowercase letter Fs and reads "Take 1 good Steak and Peper it. Peper it squarely. Sizzle the Meat. there is also a box labeled "Queftion Korner." that reads "'Q' Is the Steak unfatiffactory? 'A' Sizzle the Meat, it /muft/ sizzle."
map of "chuckanut junction", with Interstate 5 sign
multicolored bucaneve or "snowdrop" pasta, which allegedly looks like a snowdrop flower but also kind of looks like a butthole. colored orange, yellow, green, red and white