🌲 TreePDX 🍄

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Fiancée of the crungled carrot 🥕 Tree in reality, mushroom lady in VR I post pics of mushrooms I find while I’m walking, and dumb unfunny jokes that make my brain giggle.

Four panel comic Panel 1: brown haired person is talking to a cute green frog sitting on a table. “I’m so depressed” Panel 2: brown haired person says “Maybe I should get therapy” Panel 3: zoom in on frog, brown hair person no longer seen. Frog says: “Or maybe you should get…” Panel 4: Frog is smiling devilishly and is holding up a picture over their head of a Warframe bundle for the new character Nokko
Just basic white vinyl window blinds with the lil plastic twisty thingy that reveals the outside so you can creep on neighbors
Closeup photo of my hand holding a simple geometric rabbit printed in white PLA with a black smiley face printed on the head in black PLA.
ReviewBrah thumbnail image that has been photoshopped where he is no longer holding a fast food item from taco bell, but is now instead offering the viewer a blunt that is already lit. The title of the video is "Everything Keeps Getting Worse"
Cute lil Quar on a single tank tread motorbike driving to the left “Me omw to your mom’s house” (For tea and mothcakes) Same cute lil Quar on a single tank tread motorbike driving to the right “She was out of mothcakes” (I’m picking some up for her)
“OMW to fuck your mom” Cool Quar on a single tread motorbike driving to the left
An absolutely adorable little Quar farmer with their watch beetle.
Large patch of brown mushrooms on bright green grass. There are a few knocked on the ground with their bottoms facing upwards
Luigi being escorted by way too much police in NY with the text: Me getting arrested for my views (I like vanilla ice cream)
a fallen tree covered in mushrooms and moss
Ramen being cooked in a pot on the stove, with a forks worth pulled up to show off the waviness
Grey resin print of a greyling from Valheim being held by a blue nitrile gloved hand. If you want a more descriptive alt text check my other post I’m lazy.
Light grey resin print of a greyling from the game Valheim. A treelike enemy with glowing yellow eyes, and the shape of a human nose and eyes with a bark like beard for the rest of the face. They have a giant mound of dirt and rocks on their back, and scraggly long limbs that look like branches with 3 pointy fingers and toes on each limb. Holding the figure is a blue nitrile glove, and visible in the background is a garage with a shelf covered in odds and ends, and there is an out of focus foot wearing a red sock. The floor has a black mat under the red sock.
Oil painting of a sunset next to a volcano. There is a lake reflecting the sunset in the right of the painting, with a waterfall cascading down below the sight line.The waterfalls has a rocky cliffside. On the left there is a large sprawling rainforest, with a person walking with a white llama.
Soaking wet white puppy that fits in the palm of someone’s hand, with a little heart and blushes drawn on top
Dark metal statue of chimpanzee sitting on a concrete slab. Someone put a used swisher in his hand
Nazi rally at Madison square garden in 1939
Big white moving can with the name “Blusky” on the side
Conman in suit bowing his head saying “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
Stone statue base with metal figures climbing on it, with a sign on the stone base reading “please do not climb on sculpture”
Grey wall with red sign. The sign has white text that says “Pets are accepted upon request”
Absolutely massive red capped mushrooms with white stalk and white pores. Looks like Pac-Man with his mouth open wide from the top cuz it split down one side. It’s surrounded by dead leaves and has some ivy and other green plants growing around it
Three small and very crungled orange/yellow/tan capped mushrooms. The stalks are either covered in dirt/mud, or are a dark brown. The ground is covered in dead leaves and debris, and is mostly dark dirt/mud. In the background there are green leaves visible.
I got so excited thinking it was some kinda weird mushroom from a distance, only to realize it was half of a pomegranate discarded in the grass next to the sidewalk. It is surrounded by yellow leafs on the ground, as well as some green and yellow grass to the left. There is a dark dirt visible underneath all the plants.
Stumpy red capped mushroom with white stalk and white pores surrounded by tree fallings.
Black splattered paint in a scratched up stainless steel sink dotted in spots of water. The paint is in the shape of a dick and balls with a long stream coming away from the dick itself. This was an unfortunate accident from cleaning my airbrush in the sink.
Small very round mushroom with a red cap, white stalk, and white pores with a bite out of it. The mushroom is surrounded by dead leaves, and a stone wall with a metal railing is further in the background.
Two warhammer minis primed with black primer, one with citadel chaos black primer, the other with matte black army painted primer. The citadel primed mini is significantly smoother looking, and it preserves the details way better.
Warhammer 40k Ork with a big ol rocket gun with two rockets loaded. One rocket has a >:) the other has a :)
A tall gay woman holding a cool as fuck file folder. It’s a black background, with a white grid landscape and an airbrushed white unicorn as the central image. It does not need to go as hard as it does but it is and will continue to.
A closeup photo of a 108 key keyboard featuring Kamistry keycaps, where the theme is each letter is an element on the periodic table. Given there is no J or Q, “J” is “jodium” and q is “quantum”.