Big Gay Poodle

@treppan.bsky.social

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Treppan, 37, They/Them (or "Dog") Barking around the Bluegrass (Lex KY) Former telecom worker. Gardening, nature, computers and games. In a polycule with other weirdo furries and one normie that tolerates us. Ask about my AD, I guess?

Screenshot from the game "Warframe," showing a kneeling Gauss Prime frame with a variety of cosmetics, still sparking from Redline, with a Perigale Prime strapped to their back and an Incarnon'd Laetum in-hand. More importantly, there is a panel to the right featuring the True Master emblem, that reads: You have earned the mastery rank TRUE MASTER (30). Rewards: Relay Blessing True Master (Emote) True Master Sumdali True Master Chat Emoji +3 Umbra Forma +15 Loadout Slots +30 Riven Mod Slots +500 Daily Standing Limit and a button that says Continue.
The conservative podcaster pooltoy from the movie "Airplane," moments before springing a leak from his neck.
A store display with several bottle brushes branded "Safety 1st." The brushes have a typical bottle-brush or toilet-brush like head, but the brightly colored handles look suspiciously like butt plugs, and the base of each is a flared suction cup, furthering the "this goes in your butt" impression. It's hard not to get some particularly vivid mental images about what a creative and enterprising individual might attempt.
Screenshot of a Nextdoor post with some details redacted. Redacted Name, Redacted Neighborhood, 2 Days Ago We are afraid of spider. We are professional in organization. There will be 3 of us. Call or text XXX YYY 12133. (Number was partially redacted but the last section left visible to show that there are too many digits.)
A screenshot demonstrating the chrome://flags menu, with various options disabled, such as "AI Mode Omnibox entrypoint" and "Prompt API for Gemini Nano."
Burger King logo, but it says: Femboy Bussy Inspector Having It/They My Way
A screenshot from Warframe, showing a crop of the trade window where "pazzermine" is offering two gold mods: Pain Threshold, and Void Hole. Note: Fel's name is normally "Passermine," but she was forced to censor it, possibly due to strict naming conventions introduced with iOS/crossplay.
Neil Newbon (Astarion's voice actor) doing a YouTube video reading and bullying people about horny Baldur's Gate tweets. In this case, the clip starts with him saying "[...] 'vamp dick.'" and continues with: "Passermine. Karlach can smash my pelvis into powder while Astarion bites my throat. T, B, H." The clip ends with a pointed look at the camera.
Screenshot of a blank profile for why.bsky.team with the icon blurred, posts hidden, and a banner saying "User Blocking You." For context, this is one of the vibe-coding devs for this site, mostly famous for gloating about vibe coding immediately before a series of outages (caused by bluesky doxxing itself), and also destroying a phone by "dipping" it in a swimming pool because it was overheating in the sun.
Pokemon Go screenshot showing several Riolu acquired in a row, including three yellow Shiny ones.
Mel, at a table in a coffee shop, smiling slightly and looking off camera while adjusting his sick-ass pink Gengar shirt, worn over a lace-up black tunic. He's also wearing multiple bracelets on one wrist (ranging from pride-themed kandi to viking-like leather and metal stuff), and a leather cuff on the other that kind of looks like a pussy-deflector but is much cooler because it has a pentagram and baphomet on the metal plate instead of some Naruto bullshit.
Screenshot of a Discord conversation between Treppan (me, with a poodle icon) and Fel (aka "passermine," with a kobold icon). Fel: it really slapped Treppan: Grand Grandpa Fel: my fighrt Treppan: Dam giirl do uou ddo youu fighrt wiitth that thhh attt as wiith thast asss Fel: agfsfvczf Treppan: Do youu smell snmells thatt remn Remnamnoon? Cardon nonnoxiido detlecttrs. Fel: [A voice clip that is definitely her reading the previous message out loud.] Treppan: holy fuck I love you
Screenshot of Google's security alerts informing me that a password I had saved for the account "admin" at 192.168.0.1 and 192.168.1.1 (extremely common local IP addresses for routers) had been "found in a data breach." The password is "password" in this case, because that was the default for almost every router we installed during setup.
A very drunk fox girl at a pub holding a phone with a server config file in one hand and an empty cocktail glass in the other.
A screenshot of recent Pokemon Go captures, including three shiny Scorbunny.
A photo of one half of Ethereal Pub's beer menu board. Sorry, I'm not typing out a detailed caption at the pub.
A shot of Ethereal Public House in Lexington, KY.
it's one of the saddam hidey-hole diagrams but saddam's hole is filled with copied and pasted Shahed drones (labelled "10k Drones"), the lean-to is filled with Arduinos (labelled "Chips") and the shack (labelled "Bomb Stuff") is filled with, uh.. Da Bomb hot sauce from Hot Ones, one of those LED Mooninite boards that caused the 2007 bomb scare when the Bush-era US was just as stupid as it is today, Zeeky H. Bomb from an old flash cartoon. Boris Badenov is standing outside the shack, holding a shitty little cartoon bomb, because why not?
It's a classic Chevy truck, sky blue, modified to have a pair of ridiculous exhaust pipes sticking up from the steps at the front of its bed. They are so thin and spindly they look ridiculous, they need heat shields or something. Beautiful.
Shot along East Main Street in Lexington KY, capturing a briefly empty road, showing the marquee of the Kentucky Theater, several business and bank buildings, and the Tallest Building in the World in the distance. The sky is an almost perfectly flat, bright blue.
Screnshot from Pokemon Legends: ZA with a very large, black (shiny) Furfrou posing majestically at an outdoor café table, while its trainer (some kind of purple-haired thing with pronouns and programmer socks) drinks coffee and stares lovingly at the beast.
A manic-looking anthropomorphic Poodle, clearly moments from losing their mind, holding up a tiny, doe-eyed Kobold inches from their face. The Kobold says "grandma minion jail," exuding an aura of innocence and adorableness that would provoke the prey-drive of nearly any predatory creature larger than a squirrel. The Poodle asks, "What the FUCK is 'GRANDMA MINION JAIL??'" The outlook for the Kobold's survival is not especially great.
A doodle showing a tiny, very excited kobold girl with big shiny eyes staring open-mouthed at a small Valentine's Day card, probably making some kind of happy gasping sound or perhaps a cartoon squeaky-toy noise. The card is being offered by a much larger anthropomophic poodle, smiling slyly down at the kobold and holding a claw-hammer behind their back. This is in reference to the quoted picture, featuring a store display that says "Surprise Your Valentine," with a bunch of hammers hanging below the sign.
Screenshot of a Tweet from October 29, 2020, shortly before Amy McGrath lost yet another easy fight against an unpopular Republican opponent. "Big Gay Poodle" (aka RockMeAsmodeus) posts a representative shot from one of Amy McGrath's actual campaign ads, showing her Marvel-movie walking in front of an out-of-focus fighter jet, with the text "Amy McGrath: Former Marine Fighter Pilot" centered on the screen. The text caption on the tweet reads, sarcastically: I'm Amy McGrath. I was in the Military. You may have heard disturbing things about me, that I'm "Progressive." I assure you, I'm practically a Republican. I just want cheap healthcare for my fellow Straight, White, Christian Americans. I've blown people up. You hate Mitch.
A portrait of the author, an unfortunate-looking bespectacled person with ragged, partially-frozen facial hair and a much longer mane of hair currently tied back, though a few strands have blown loose in the wind. Outside, in a heavy Carhartt winter work coat, dusted with the still-falling snow, they make a skeptical face at the camera that they're sure is intriguing and sexy but mostly makes them look slightly worried or apprehensive about your presence. What a dumb fuck.
Screenshot from Pokemon Go showing a weekly summary stating: "You walked 0 km last week!" All reward tiers are blanked out. Other stats include: 15 Steps, 340 Calories. 1 Egg Hatched, somehow.
Two-frame animated gif of a brown, feral poodle (probably someone's fursona) in a play-bow like pose, biting and shaking an anonymous, colorless small critter back and forth violently, like it's playing with a toy. The shape might be a plushie, or a fox, or a kobold, it's hard to tell.
A looping gif/video of a Rockruff (Pokemon) pouncing on a Substitute plushie larger than itself and viciously shaking it around with its teeth.
Screenshot from Blather Round, showing clues given by "Poodle Slop." It's a story about a terrible colorful nemesis horde. And a cruel, youthful, vibrant obstacle. It's a lot like TV. Whoa! A soul-crushing rainbow bunch! A player named "Gingerbred Knot" correctly guessed "Teletubbies."
S1E1: "Pilot" June 25, 2024 Norm, a staunchly conservative man, has been placed under temporary house arrest with a tracking anklet controlled by the artificial intelligence OMNI after complaining to his daughter Chloe's school board for teaching her about gender theory. As he laments that his favorite beer has been given a rainbow design on the can in support of the LGBTQ+ community, he learns that Chloe's new love interest Chaz, a non-binary influencer who owns a non-binary dog named Billie, will be staying at the house, and that he will be released on conditional parole after Chaz "re-educates" him as part of a new government program. In the end, Elon Musk arrives to celebrate X as "the home of free speech" with the characters in a short musical number, after which Norm's wife Janice announces the family has received tickets to Walt Disney World, much to Norm's horror.