Dr Acula

@trevorcavanagh.bsky.social

352 Followers 526 Following

Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.

a truth-o-meter with the needle firmly in the "TRUE" section
a little baby bunny looking very bun-like
someone quote tweeting a Libertarian Party post asking "In your words, what do Libertarians believe?" with the response "My girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat"
just highlighting the comment i'm replying to where he contends something both is and isn't absolute within a couple of sentences
pizza peel requiring you to push the pizza into the oven via another handle that you push into the oven
dril's tweet from 2017: "turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
john wayne gacy dressed as pogo the clown
some guy responding to a post about a crypto bro posting with a model implying it's his girlfriend, saying that he takes it personally because he actually has hot model friends and i guess people like this make it harder to believe that he just hangs out with super hot models, which he definitely does
Tim's Holiday Meal shown featuring a pepperoni flatbread pizza, a donut and some fucking coffee with whipped cream
screenshot of text from a WebMD page about a sexual position: What is the Difference Between Eiffel Tower and Spit Roast? While the general formation of both positions is the same, the difference between these two sex positions is that in the Eiffel Tower, the partners on either end of the partner in the middle touch or hold hands, forming a triangle. In the Spit Roast, the outside partners keep their hands to themselves or touch the base partner on their respective ends. Related: Can Birth Control Raise Your BP?
marc andreesen and elon musk talking about alpha books, in a very un-performative way
Lex Fridman's famous book a week reading list from 2023 which some might call a totally performative exercise
someone wonders how serving hot dogs at voting stations like they do in Australia would be received in the US, and someone helpfully replies with how long it's been since he's eaten a hot dog.
selection buttons for whether you want either: 1 Bidet, 2 Bidets, or Bidet + Stool
a pumpkin spice syrup with the tag "evoke the romance of Paris in every sip"
close up of a guy who is about to wank or something. he's sweating and squeezing lube on himself
header for the "How it works" section
screen shot of an AI Overview of someone asking about depression and one of the recommendations is "jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge"
opening shot of Army of Shadows, showing a Nazi march in front of the Arc de Triomphe
cover of Taint magazine, from Mr. Show
movie poster for "Overnight" a documentary about the dude that got a deal of a lifetime to make "The Boondock Saints" and how he fucked it all up in the most american way possible
some white guy wondering why the police aren't stopping ICE from beating up civilians
time magazine's cover of Trump with the caption "His Triumph"
sign warning not to put foreign objects in the toilet
post 1: the Decemberists are the most overrated band in the world post 2: i haven't heard of them but i don't like their name so i agree
"First to die"
post with an embedded tiktok clarifying that Dolly Parton is not dead but the cropped image is basically just her famous chest
"Parental Advisory - Explicit Content" label
joke image of white M&Ms with the caption "mars has relented and will now add an alpha male M&M. they're all white, extra bitter, meltdown when mixed with multi-coloured M&Ms & have no nuts"
tizzy ent looking concerned
the quote "i had to skip podcasts" is listed as an indicator of how much hard work was required
guy explaining that he zoomed in on a digital image before enhancing it, thus making a better enhancement
somebody "enhanced" a picture of donald trump and now wants medical experts to weigh in on a facial anomaly that the enhancement created
his bio where in his list of things he loves he literally has listed "the Dead"
a dork dressed as a dork debating Medhi Hasan
guy dressed like a dork debating Medhi Hasan
Ottawa Citizen headline "Gay: The last thing OC Transpo needs is new electric buses"
some dork with a hat and ridiculous facial hair debating Medhi Hasan
Gillian Pensavalle and Lin-Manuel Miranda
picture of a poorly decorated cake declaring "Congration You Done It"
Executive order from FDR demanding people to turn in their gold for a fixed price
hillary clinton's first bluesky post with a dude responding "Followed, follow me back por favor"
pic of William Macey as Jerry Lundegaard, character from the movie Fargo