Trevor Ship

@trevypoos.bsky.social

1191 Followers 1789 Following

I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff. I am either very close, or very tall. I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD. Excelling at mediocrity https://trevorship.co.uk

St Andrews Beach
What do you want you moon faced assassin of joy?
Voodoo lounge yellow one smoothies.
A post from Viz that says "I met a girl with “Self Love’ tattooed on the inside of her right wrist the other day. I don’t think that I would need a reminder for which is my wanking hand."
Cookie cat looking at you a bit too closely.
Ford Prefect (David Dixon) smiling at the idea of beer.
A washing machine under the search drum machine.
The definitely worth the money Commodore phone from Perineum Frantic and his cult.
My Korg Trinity Plus synth having a stand up rest
A couple either side of a monster. The mans says "Darling, we've allowed this thing to come between us."
Slush puppie freeze cups and party pops!
Burnham likely to replace Reeves if he becomes PM
The WhimbleChurch On Sea logo of a sinking swan pedalo.
Internet Horror in HMV
Me at a wedding, in sunglasses. They are prescription though, calm down.
My profile on BlueSky
Changed priorities ahead
BBC headline “Hundreds enjoy impromptu Ed Sheeran waterfront gig.”
A dog being surprised by how horrible the internet is today
Abbaesque by Erasure and Motorcycle Emptiness by The Manics
A very wordy and high brow review of the new Boards of Canada record.
Duck and little ducks
A view of Loch Leven from the castle.
A daisy in Dunfermline park
Coke as I need caffeine.
Mic 128k Raspberry Pi Pico based 128K Mac Classic emulator
Yorkshire Fossils sign.
Two shiny chrome hand dryers with "How fast were Daft Punk going when they hit the wall?"
A white and blue buoy with the words "When does it start to playing the funky music?"
Garak the tailor, definitely nothing else saying "weird hill to die on but at least you will be dead."
A plastic Oscar statue that says “Winner”
Cookie the cat unhappily wearing a woolly hat
A badge that says “Doing strange things in the name of art”
A line drawing of an open sewer pouring effluent into the sea
A line ink drawing of spilt fast food fries
Wobbly Bob and his feet.
How fast were Daft Punk going when they hit the wall. Two shiny hand driers like helmets
Everything must go above a basket of boomerangs
The Text "I always imagine he had stood on a piece of lego halfway through this sentence." above a photo on a van of a man that says "I know I can rely on AA, my customers know that they can rely on me."
A distressing tool
Edamski cheese
A box that says SH Pratt