Irene of Lauvenberg

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Geriatric millennial & former Florida kid, now PA. Unlicensed historian. General nerd, avid reader. Register jockey and kinda Squidwardish. Will quote fictional characters. Opinions mine own.

Two identical blue journals. The one on the left has a date of July 1, 2024 - November 28, 2025. Stickers on that include a woodland throne, a skull, a noir lady and a candle. Second journal has a date of December 1, 2025 - August 9, 2026. Stickers there include "i may cry but i can still get things done", some flowers, a moon journal, a sparkly spell tome, more flowers, a sugar skull girl
A slightly battered copy of Redd Foxx's 1975 album "You Gotta Wash Your Ass." (Red Foxx's first new album in 12 years)
Handwritten In blue ink, in the margins of The View From Flyover Country: Fuck Sheryl Sandberg with three lines under it. The typing from the book includes "careers are... Corporate... success as a mat.. money - or...America."
The back of a Subaru with "Putin Go F🇺🇦ck Yourself" stuck to the right rear window.
Squidward from SpongeBob glaring disappointedly upwards.
Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers. The funeral for Heather Chandler (i cropped that for TW reasons) where Veronica is dressed in dark blue, kneeling by the casket having an internal monologue, ending in "I just want my high school to be a nice place. Did that sound bitchy?" Meanwhile, Father Otho (Glenn Shadix) looms in the background behind an angel statue. Arrangements of red roses adorn either side of the frame. Stained glass windows fill the background.
The Giant Eagle app home page. "The health and safety of our guests is paramount. Giant Eagle is closely monitoring ongoing investigations related to cyclospora and will react promptly if any of our product is impacted. At this time, guests can be assured that none of the product on our shelves is associated with existing recalls. Date of issue: July 21, 2026
Beavis (blonde hair) from Beavis & Butt-Head. A headshot where he's sitting on a red, torn couch. Above his head is the text, "Sluts are cool"
Smoky haze over the sun. Pecan tree to the right of frame.
Sasha Graham's Dark Wood Tarot (art by Abigail Larson), and a small round candle in a sliver tin, and a small rectangular tin. There's a purplish LlewellynCon 2026 sticker in the corner by the rectangular tin.
Multicolored refrigerator magnets: Happy Day Is it dead yet? (Blue post-it that says "They aren't but Lindsey Graham is.) Wankers at the bottom. Wankers is a permanent fixture on the fridge.
Blue post-it tab that reads 'Prelude to a Catholic schism?" Dated April 19, 2025. The chicken scratch you can see talks about the 250th anniversary of Lexington & Concord, my family's involvement (DAR status, hello.) Later down the page, it goes into Vance's trip to see Pope Francis, who died two days later.
A screenshot of "The F Word" I originally saw on ebaumsworld pre 2005. The stick figures always made me laugh. You can find it on YouTube now. Just type in The F Word. Anyway, the animation shows a stick figure guy reading a sign with a concerned look. The sign he's reading says "Beware of the lion." There's a lion's paw behind the stick figure guu making a swipe. The narration is in blue text and reads, "Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants tiredly glaring a ba sign that reads "0 days without nonsense."
A still from Drake & Josh go to Hollywood. I think, I only saw it once. They put Megan (young Miranda Cosgrove, pictured) on the wrong plane somehow, and she's shaking her head, saying, "Those dumb boobs," in the tone of an aggrieved younger sister. A flight attendant pushes a cart down the aisle. I saw this once, ages ago, but this is what come to mind.
There really is no suitable reaction image for this And i have a fuckhuge reaction image folder.
A screenshot of "The F Word" I originally saw on ebaumsworld pre 2005. The stick figures always made me laugh. You can find it on YouTube now. Just type in The F Word. Anyway, the animation shows a stick figure guy reading a sign with a concerned look. The sign he's reading says "Beware of the lion." There's a lion's paw behind the stick figure guu making a swipe. The narration is in blue text and reads, "Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Ever played a video game where bits of journals or audio logs (i.e: Borderlands) need to be found all over the damn map, in random order? Annoying. This is a chronological IRL version of how we got where the fuck we are. "God save the Queen, and so the band played on." - Jupiter Blue A navy blue 240 page journal, showing flower stickers and many, many, colored post-it tabs.
A shot from the movie How High. B-Real from Cypress Hill exhales a blunt hit while saying, "It's gonna be a long night." Night. Week. Month. Lifetime. Who knows? I feel like Eeyore.
Photo of a shoreline with a storm coming in. There's six bolts of forked lightning hitting the ocean. The caption reads: Nobody: God: fuck these six fish in particular
From My Cousin Vinny. Vinny (Joe Pesci) has Lisa (Marisa Tomei) on the witness stand and she's refusing to answer him. The judge instructs her to answer the counselor's question. She replies with, "No, I hate him."
The Craft, 1996. The iconic bus scene: Driver: you girls watch out for those weirdos Nancy: we are the weirdos, mister. L to R: Rachel True (Rochelle), Fairuza Balk (Nancy), Neve Campbell (Bonnie), and Robin Tunney (Sarah)
A small quartz crystal ive had for over 30 years.
The back of a US $20 bill. Someone has used a red rubber stamp to print "Donald Trump lives here" with an arrow pointing to the White House on the back of the $20. Someone else has written in black ink over the stamp "release the epstein files."
A repurposed, windowed medicine cabinet turned apothecary. There's a vase of incense and a burner in front of it. Underneath is the lace doily that's probably older than me (40s).
A purple leaved succulent in a terra cotta pot. It has a black mustache painted on it, and it says George. In green letters up on the rim, it says emotional support plant.
Midnight, white, and violet petunias. Rose and purple violas. Pink impatiens, white vinca, lobelia.
Planters! From top left - black urn: Persian shield, orange thunbergia, purple heliotrope, white lobelia. Terra cotta pot has a succulent in it. The top plant on the blue table has rosemary and the lower one is a spider plant. The empty pot has cosmos seeds in it.
Disney's 1989 The Little Mermaid, where all the sisters are watching Ariel hum and saunter off. Attina, her oldest sister, says, "Oh, she's got it bad."
3rd floor corridor of the Country Inn and Suites. Generic color striped carpet and a hall of doors.
Yours truly in a black shirt with lowercase print that reads "the horrors persist but so do i" with the Erie, PA I Voted sticker. They sent us to the uppity Lutheran church, so i wore my pentacle, too.
An Americana themed shelf. Red, white, and blue garland, ornaments, string lights and a wooden cutout of America
A crystal grid on the Flower of Life grid. Heart chakra work. Center: pink tourmaline on matrix 2nd row: tumbled rose quartz in a triangle 3rd row: (clockwise from top left) variscite, green moonstone, smaller variscite, black moonstone (charged under the full solar eclipse). 4th row: all Lemurian quartz points, turned inward Outer ring: all larimar chips
Jerry Seinfeld holding a phone and saying, "Pope Leo?"
Kneecap's FENIAN waiting to be played. Cover is a guy in a tri-color balaclava with a blindfold over his eyes that says FENIAN.
The speed dating meme, but reversed. Top panel: Her - did you know their original name was Sex Maggot Mid panel: Him - Yes. Did you know their original drummer went to Edinboro? Last panel: Her - This one! As a follow-up, that was the banter that landed me because 14yo me knew everything about the Goo Goo Dolls in 1999. And either i didn't know George went to Edinboro or I forgot. Checkmate, Millennials.
Black Mage from Final Fantasy done up in 8-bit style for the comic strip. He has a pointy yellow hat, blue robes, a black face with gold eyes glowing and a bunch of blue electric lightning all around him. His speech bubble above his head says, "Urge to destroy world rising."
Sam Kinison as Prof. Turgesen in Back to School.
Scotty in curtains and a Pope hat at the end of Eurotrip.
Max from Armageddon in his space suit, walking away in dismay while saying "God, it sucks up here."
Yes. That is a dining room table that has been outfitted and registered as a boat in the state of Florida. I am the submitter to failblog.org back in the late 2000's, and the dork in the failboat is my cousin. He built it with his dad. I think this is on the Southern Canal in WPB, but i can't remember. There are also stories involving potato guns, stolen construction barriers and a 1968 Charger.
The black cover of Offspring's Greatest Hits. The record itself spins on the player.
Roy Dotrice as Anton Pamchenko in The Cutting Edge. Text reads "You wear garlic from neck and sleep with rock." The original line is "Spindler say before he skate with her, he wear garlic from neck and sleep with cross."
Dominique Swain in 1997's Face/Off. "Will someone please tell me what planet I'm on."
I freaking hate it In history, we had to watch video about the capitol attack in 2021, and oh my god that fat pumpkin is such terrorist
A copy of George Carlin's 1981 album "A Place for my Stuff."
A Black man menacingly saying "I said we sad today," to another person. Meant as your inner dialog talking to you.
Various necklaces and merch on my table
A very concerned Bugs Bunny looking at Millicent, the Slobovian rabbit, who thinks she's gonna marry Bugs.
A very small latched door (maybe a foot wide) set into a wall, opens into a chute that leads to the basement. A corny Halloween skull decoration hangs in case my Dad needs to snoop around. Payback.
Purges of 2025 Wed. Apr. 8, 2026 Jesus Christ, dude. What a week. "Irene, it's Wednesday." I know.
A grid for love, self or otherwise. Center- Spirit Quartz First circle (top, clockwise) - cuprite/malachite, raw morganite, rhodonite, lithium quartz, que sera stone, rhodochrosite. Second circle (top, clockwise) - variscite, kunzite chips (KC), petalite, KC, garnierite, KC, magano calcite KC. Outer circle (top, clockwise) - Clear quartz, citrine chips, rose quartz all the way around.
B-Real from Cypress Hill exhaling a blunt hit. The scene is from How High. The quote is "It's gonna be a long night."
From the top: Offspring, Greatest Hits. Nirvana, Unplugged in NY. Green Day, Greatest Hits.
A cola bottle green vinyl record (Goo Goo Dolls Greatest Hits Vol 1) spins on a record player in a carrying case. A cabinet that usually holds tarot and oracle stuff had to be rearranged to make albums fit. Skyrim OST peeks out from the bottom left.
Gold chandelier earrings with light blue preciosa crystals, cultured pearls, and blue Andean opal tube in the center.
A man in a space suit saying "oh, God, it sucks up here."
A sliver-toned necklace that has branch as a centerpiece. From the branch, on each side, dangles Czech glass leaves and amber beads. The dangles end in an acorn (L.) or a squirrel (R.) A second chain hangs from under the branch with a tree charm and leaves on either side.
A Luciferian sigil (according to kid) as a pendulum. Moonstone teardrop, citrine 6mm, garnet square. Curb chain. 8mm smoky quartz.