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A riddle wrapped in a taco shell and deep fried, with a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Transformers fan. Sometimes a monkey.

A screencap of the 1987 "Masters of the Universe" movie, with He-Man in profile on the left, Man-At-Arms and Teela looking in the same direction, center and right respectively.
A photo of Yolopark's AMK Mini Wave 3 Transformers Bumblebee model figure. It is a cute yellow and black robot with blue "window" details, indicating it transforms into some kind of small car. He is short and round and huggable.
a further edited heathcliff comic where Heathcliff has stopped smiling, revealing that the dentist's head and shoulders are now reduced to a smoking skeleton. the text underneath now says "We lose more dentists this way..."
A weather white, red, and black sign that reads: Danger Do Not Touch Not Only Will This Kill You It Will Hurt The Whole Time You Are Dying
"Say a few words from an old TV commercial that at least a few of us will remember" In black outlined white Impact font, superimposed on a mid-20th century television.
An electronic screen with the words "Dollar Tree" in green, and under that says "Scan for Price", and then a big green down arrow pointing to the scanner part.
Closeup of Green Lantern Hal Jordan, a manic grin on his face, wearing 13 Green Lantern power rings. Everything is starkly lit in green.
An edited photo of Power of the Primes Optimus Primal's core robot, with the head replaced by G1 Actionmaster Treadbolt. Optimus Primal's color scheme and detail layouts are quite similar, though the heads differ entirely.
An image of Night Glider Batman, from "The Batman" toyline, sealed on its card, viewed from the front. Batman is wearing a dark blue suit with blaze orange armor and cape, and large dark blue serrated spikes on each arm. His arms are spread wide, showing off the tattered-looking cape. A pair of sphere-like bombs and a set of matching goggles are also visible in the package. He vaguely resembles a flying squirrel.
DC comics' Kyle Rayner's apotheosis into a White Lantern after mastering all 7 colors of the Emotional Spectrum. Pictured from the front, arms open, floating in space. The White Lantern sigil glows behind him as a backdrop, with coruscating arcs of white energy flowing about. Behind him are portraits of him in the guise of Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet Lanterns, framed by the outward reaching lines of the White Lantern sigil.
A headless purple and silver robot with a gun for an arm (Cyber Battalion Shockwave), laying on top of an open black plastic tool case. His mono-eyed head sits nearby next to him.
16bit Sonic the Hedgehog knocked into the air and spewing golden rings eeeeverywhere.
A boxy robot primarily in red and yellow, with silver and blue on its face. It has a giant McDonalds M logo on it, and its "fingers" are yellow, matching its upper body, which are french fries shaped, while the lower body is red and forms the fry box.
A pink, tan, and maroon robot.
Desaturated Nicholas Cage from a color source
Tight shot of Nicholas Cage, wearing dark suspenders in tie over a light blue shirt, acting against a backdrop of the brightest yellow walls you have ever seen.
3D printed figure of a yellow robotic bunny, inspired by Moon from Beast Wars II, standing upright.
Text that reads "As there is with any officer involved shooting, there will be a robust and comprehensive investigation that takes place to determine if" - but the word if is struck through in red, and the word "that" is written in its place - "that the use of force was justified." The words of the next sentence fade out.
A small Transformers robot built from Nemesis Prime and Ultra Magnus (cab) Blokees kits, and Sunstreaker hands.
A child-scaled 1980s era toy automobile dashboard, with mechanical readouts simulating the ones that could be found in sporty cars of the time period. It has steering wheel, shifter, and other functional parts, which can effect the dash readout. The highlight is a backlit screen with glowing graphics that simulate a video display of a car driving down a highway. The steering wheel says "Turbo Tomy" on it in the middle.
A dog mecha styled as a RX-78-2 Gundam, with a spiked dog collar. It has a beam-tongue, a beam-tail, and an *ahem* underslung beam cannon.
A photo of Generations Selects "Cybertron Defense" Hot shot, equipped with 3D printed add on parts to give him most of the hidden weapons that the original toy had.
A yellow and black robot with its hands on its hips, striking a jaunty pose. An image of Yolopark's AMK Mini Series Transformers model kit wave 3 Bumblebee. It is a short, cute version of Bumblebee's "evergreen" design.
A photo of the main entrance of Biff Tannen's Pleasure Palace tower, from Back To The Future 2's alternate 1985.
A photograph of Transformers: Armada Minicon Corona Sparkplug, shown in both robot and vehicle modes. It is a primarily chrome gold and deep red robot that transforms into a chrome gold "futuristic" car with silver windows.
Titans Return Powermaster Optimus Prime in robot mode, with 3D printed add-ons that make it look more like the G1 toy.
A gray velcro wallet with black trim, with a 3D NES controller decoration, laying on dark blue stars and constellations-themed bedsheets.
A brown robotic rhino (Titans Return Ramhorn) leaping out of the chest compartment of a red, grey, and yellow robot that turns into a boom box (Kingdom Blaster).
Poor quality photo of three boxed knockoff Transformers figures at Five Below, arranged in a pyramid. They are packaged in their robot modes, and have multiple accessories and/or detached parts. A black and gold Evergreen Starscream named Ultra Sonic, with two guns partially visible. A black and gold helicopter resembling Duocon Battletrap, named Mad-Whirler, with two guns and a detached tail section visible. A desert camo oversized knockoff of CW Brawl, though it appears to be at least partially a new mold, named Iron Clad, with a detached tank turret visible. The "AD" in the third one's name is cut off in the photo. All three have nice window boxes and original art, as well as the phrases "Robot Army" and "2 Mode Super Hero", plus a note about the fact that they convert from the robot modes to their vehicle modes. There are additional toys visible behind them, one of which is a jungle camo version of Iron Clad.
David Willis's groupshot of all the Siege/etc Sideswipe mold figures, with Legacy Armada Wheeljack edited in to the shot.
A (real, unaltered) photo of an LA street in 2025, choked in reddish smoke, a Cybertruck parked alongside. The words "Los Angeles 2025" are superimposed in a glowing bright green "computer" font, with a scanline effect added over top of it all. It evokes a 1980s dystopian scifi movie establishing shot.
An image of Legacy Overcharge, a silver and greenish redeco of Legacy Blitzwing, with a new head and slightly edited colors to make it resemble Machine Wars Megaplex.
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A photograph of Transformers: RID (2001) Rail Racer, a combiner robot made up of three bullet trains. Though one of them just forms a tiny chunk of his torso and the rest hangs off the back.
A partially complete print of a ride-on creature for 5.5" scale figures. It is very yellow.
Generations Scourge with accessories to make him resemble GaoGaiGar.
Lego-style brick building kits with MTV branding, for building models of a cassette player boom box or a cassette tape.
A 1:12 scale "Fortnite" arcade cabinet toy, with custom stickers and 3D-printed parts to make it resemble a classic Roadblasters upright arcade cabinet.
Amazon-exclusive "Galactic Odyssey Collection" Ratchet shoved into SS86 Ratchet's box, returned for a refund. The toy's gun is pegged into its hand, but it's unclear if the "shield" that makes up the top of the vehicle mode is present.
Legacy Evolution G2 "Dorito" Jazz in box, with a "Flavor Blasted Xtra Chedder" emblem added.
Photo of Bandai's RG Goldymarg model kit.