Eric Schiller

@triplee.bsky.social

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Oh hey another social media site. What is this, 2005? Alexandria, VA resident. Quickly becoming radicalized on local politics by Blue Sky. Shitposts are my own.

Poster for local bar Hops N Shine, showing a back patio that doesn’t look like theirs and three dogs melding into each other along with all the same fonts in other GenAI posters. Showing this is a GenAI poster. That said, it is from 12-3 on July 25th at Hops n Shine and promotes dog adoption and National Tequila Day so it isn’t all bad.
Small colander with a handle holding a coffee filter and grinds suspended over a coffee mug resting on a plate
Selfie of the author of this post drinking a Peets coffee at an airport.
Cover of the Bad Brains album cover where lightning hits the Rotunda
Serbian war criminal drinking poison in The Hague after being sentenced
Chicken butts
Cat sitting in a beige chair, facing backwards and looking at just the plain back of a chair. Captio reads: Interesting.
Chili served in a cocktail glass.
Tall brick building on a college campus that flares out at the top because it is circumsized.
Aerial view of The Tridge, a three directional wooden pedestrian bridge in Midland, MI. Looks like a giant spider or octopus from above.
Nationals stadium from behind 3rd plate and a several yards up.
Forgotten 1980s tv show Sledge Hammer! Features David Rasche as the title character, a police detective in a suit and sunglasses and a large pistol, an obvious nod to Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry. Behind him are his female partner, holding his shoulder and smiling, and the captain, looking at ease with his sport coat over his shoulder. This is the exact opposite of the actual show, where Hammer is a bumbling gun nut who happens to get it right a lot and largely with help from his frustrated and very competent partner. The Captain hates him and screams constantly.
Cartoon with two people talking. Person 1: “Blow my mind” Person 2: “Hmmm…” Person 2: “Towns in video games are beautiful because they’re designed around the player’s experience rather than a car”
Sign above a urinal Has a faucet filling a glass with the universal symbol for No across it. “To help our environment” “Reclaimed water in use in this urinal” “Do not drink”
DC Spirit banner laid out on Audi Field
Beer sampler tray with three pours from very light color to brown. Not pictured: Pizza, because Alexandria.
Dr. Pepper smoked sausage because nothing matters anymore
Da Pope rocking out
An adorable little tuxedo cat resting next to a book called “How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You”
Large room full of furniture
Photo of the “I Voted” sticker for the city of Alexandria, VA, which features a tall sailing ship that has scales balanced on the mast. Can we just admire how cool that sticker idea is? A hand holds the sticker against a window showing a view of Alexandria spreading into Arlington and DC behind it.
A bloated cartoon frog stating “My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government”
Cover of a Vampire: the Masquerade role playing game book featuring Theo Bell. He is an African American man in an outfit resembling 1970s Black Panthers gear and wielding a shotgun while several shabby vampires are behind him. This is a signature character of that game with an interesting story.
A Sonoran hot dog covered with toppings and a bottle of Mexican Coke.
Anthropomorphic sea life in a cartoon drawing done in film noir detective show style. Poster for the short lived tv show “Fish Police”
Your 2026 word: sloppy
Still Christmas ornaments on an anvil. Two candy canes and two twisted icicles.
Image of an eldritch horror tentacle face monster person in all yellow with the caption of "Hastur", who is the eponymous "King in Yellow" from the Lovecraft mythos.
A baseball player locker with Employee Number 11 above it — this was Ryan Zimmerman’s locker
Grey tabby cat with black stripes looking at the camera while laying curled up on a box
A tuxedo car rolled on her side showing a white belly with a black patch like a bow tie. Her feet are also white like socks.
People dressed as the band Huntrix, the heir manager, and a fan.
A dog dressed as Chris Martin in a stroller with a Jumbotron of a dog holding a cat as that CEO cheating on his wife at the concert meme.
Costume parade with people dressed as a fire truck, the Alexandria DASH bus, and a trash truck.
Edward Hermann as the head vampire in “The Lost Boys”. Yes, the guy who played Lorelei Gilmore’s dad on “The Gilmore Girls”.
Front door and sign of a Jet’s Pizza in Phoenix.
Beer bottle with Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail as the logo. Small text reads “There are some who call me… a bourbon barrel aged scotch ale”
A person cleaning a floor. Image in the style of the website “WikiHow” Title: How to Deal With an Existential Crisis Text: Create the illusion of purpose through work. You’re not gonna escape the dread but you can be too exhausted to think about it.
A bag of Fritos chips that are chorizo and chipotle flavored.
Trash and dust blowing around a driveway and yard during a heavy wind.
Heavy winds blowing dust and whipping trees in South Phoenix.
A man holds a half smoke hot dog with chili sauce on it inside of a folded very large slice of pizza like a massive taco. Jumbo slice pizza and half smoked (most famously from Ben’s Chili Bowl) are two iconic Washington D.C. late night snacks.
Bobby Hill from King of the Hill talking about Phoenix, AZ. “This city should not exist. It is a monument to man’s arrogance.”
A fully loaded Sonoran hot dog in a styrofoam container next to bottle of Mexican Coke. The backdrop shows this is on a folding table with folding chairs set up as well because it’s a nightly pop up in a parking lot.
Norman Rockwell style artwork of a woman pouring whiskey into a cocktail shaker with her daughter staring intently. Dialogue boxes from the mother stare “Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much whiskey to use. Measure that shit with your heart.”
Small brown rabbit at the edge of a railroad track in Arlington, Virginia
Terrible hand drawn map of a swamp in crayon and pencil.
Audi field in evening at the DC spirit game.
Screenshot of a social media post: *me, lying facedown on the bed, yelling into the mattress: “WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN’T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT!”
Maria in The Sound of Music shredding a guitar in the middle of an Alpine meadow in front of future Antifa children
Nerf darts on railroad tracks
Screenshot of a grocery store online shopping app showing “almond MALK” as a product. “Malk” as a cheap substitute for milk with “vitamin R” (not a real vitamin as the drink had no nutritional value) served in school was a joke on The Simpsons in the sixth season.
Child’s tea set
Black and white photo from 1921 of the Overlook Hotel with 1970s Jack Nicholson front and center, because it's that photo from The Shining.
Nationals Park from the vantage of higher up in the third base side.
Front of the Rock and Roll Hall of fame. Black pyramid with a red sign saying “Long Live Rock”
Black and white cat with legs folded under her body, like a loaf of bread with a cat head, laying on a laptop.
The Virginia flag with an Amazon woman stepping on Trump as the tyrant.
Grey tabby cat sleeping on an office chair in front of a desk.
Instagram post of a cartoon Mario from the Mario Brothers games going into a pipe, probably drawn in MS Paint. Post is from the official account of the government of Alexandria, VA and says “Happy Mar10 Day!” because it is March 10th (Mar 10), which looks like “Mario” when written. The post talks about the pipe (water and sewer) infrastructure of the city.