Tim

@trjeffries.bsky.social

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LEGO, films, data, and other nerdy stuff. Sorry. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 he/him https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/tim.jeffries

Paul Robinson: “There's still time but the unfortunate thing is there's not too much of it.”
Screenshot from the Red Dwarf episode Legion, quoting Kryten saying ‘Nobody else spells “Thursday” with an “F”.’
RED DWARF: TITAN
Babylon Blu-ray
A flyer for Picturehouse Central’s All-Nighter V.
Replying to Meaghan saying, “I've seen the polarity over the 3rd act”, I wrote, “I adored it; could potentially leave people (who would be emotionally dead inside) thinking "wtf was that?"
Fifteenth Doctor episode title card: The One With The Ending That Killed The Show
A pale pink t-shirt with the slogan “BOYZONE LOVE ME FOR A REASON” for the bargain price of forty quid
“The Devil’s Bored”
iOS keyboard suggestions after “The Devil Wears” of Prairie, Prawns and Prairie’s.
My PS5 and several Blu-rays plugged into an HDMI socket on the wall.
An advert for Lovable, an AI-powered vibe coding platform.
Ronnie Barker as a newsreader.
Rafferty "Raff" Jellicoe Frost Law
Onslow, Rose and Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances, or as they are now known the three member’s of Iran’s Leadership Council
An ad for Mullvad VPN consisting solely of their logo and the two words “And Then?”
A veritable FUCKLOAD of dietary supplements including whey powder and protein bars.
Fiction and reality blur throughout Jon Pertwee's life. As a child, his playwright father Roland took him to tea at the house of his friend A.A. Milne. It was here that young Jon met Milne's son Christopher Robin, who was dressed in a suit of shining armour. Christopher introduced Jon to his toy animals Piglet, Owl, Kanga, Roo and a teddy bear called Winnie the Pooh. Jon was then given a ride on Eeyore, the family's pet donkey. Later in life, Christopher Robin Milne would also struggle with the way his identity had been merged with a fictional counterpart. It seems right that the Doctor has met Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin, yet it is strange to think that it happened in reality, rather than fiction.
Guardian Blind Date quote: 'We didn't kiss but we exchanged Instas, which among gay men is close to the same thing'
“Trends Millennials Abandoned Pretty Quickly”, “29 Celebs Who Seem Totally Different Without Their ‘Look’”, “20 People That Hollywood Successfully Silenced”
A warning that my Gmail storage is 49% full.
A message from Sainsbury’s telling me I was the number 1 buyer of their MEATROPOLIS pizza in Wembley last year.
Exam syllabus including “Create a narrative visual with Copilot” and “Use Copilot to suggest content for a new report page”.
The Inside No. 9 Stage/Fright show
CRÈME EGGS
New book: The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire
A four-piece band, with all members dressed as Santa.
Poster for the Charlie Chaplin film Modern Times.
Bottom of the Music app window with a 700px wide capsule with 11 buttons in it along with song title, and artist and album name scrolling, and a thin bar indicating progress of the song.
Darth Vader with his groceries
A countdown showing eight minutes to go.
Russell Tovey staring extremely intensely at a female member of the Homo Aqua species.
Cover art for Scooter - Stuff The Turkey
The Dark Knight Trilogy 4K steelbook collection
The title screen of Disney’s Hercules.
One of us to a newbie, regarding being an intra-company project manager: “you really don’t need to worry about it, you just have to make sure everyone’s doing what they said they’d do and write up the report.” Random guy: “Excuse me, I think you’ll find being a project manager is a lot more intense than that.” Me: “Really? Well, I’d be happy to manage your project any time, you interested?” Him: “Oh, um, yeah, no, sorry, I don’t swing that way.”
Tubbs & Edward from The League of Gentlemen
My HUMONGOUS new LEGO Death Star in its box, soon to be built ❤️
A box with very large, very noticeable THIS WAY UP arrows pointed directly horizontally.
A screenshot of the HMV page for the steelbook release of The War Between the Land and the Sea, with a completely black image.
TIM
Part of a quote by “Paul Mitchell, Erection Foreman”
Me and a moose on the streets of Toronto.
CUSTOMER NOTICE: THESE TOILETS ARE ALARMED
Last four films logged: Freakier Friday, American Pie Presents Band Camp, Weapons and X-Men: Days of Future Past
A boxset of the utterly garbage and critically-panned American Pie spinoff series.
Email from Amazon telling me the Great News! that I saved 2p with their Pre-Order Price Guarantee.
A chart of average female heights by country implying that women from India would be able to headbutt the knees of women from Latvia.
ChatGPT attempting to answer the question “What was the LEGO set that contained micro-scale versions of four sets including the Castle and Spaceship and Buccaneer ship?”
Posters for American Pie 2 (3½ stars), Dazed and Confused (4), Superman (4½) and Biggles (4).