B.J. Sweeney EPSTEIN

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🇺🇦 Artist. Retired elementary school teacher. Public school. Lefty. Regular person. Schadenfreudenista.

Ice cream sticks to the inside of the cover, resembling a rough silhouette of a woman.
Green heron with head feathers sticking straight up.
Kaleidoscopic shadows and shiny spots highlight panes of glass.
Cybertruck sticking out 3 feet beyond airport parking spot. The guy parked and reparked 6 times and this was the best he could do.
Yellow line in the middle of the road with friendly cracking where a reflective center line marker used to be.
A small piece of thin sheet metal has been run over and stepped on many times on the sidewalk. It reminds me of Godzilla.
This sidewalk hole looks a bit like Paul Bunyan. Hat, eyes, beard.
Great a blue Heron scratches a spot on its cheek.
A photo of a fat floofy toadstool with a fly on it.
Sweet little long haired black cat lying innocently on the carpet.
An anhinga spreads its wings, its head and neck feathers standing straight up and its visible eye wide open.
A Little Blue Heron is running, wings spread wide.
A duck mom and 6 ducklings with mom at the front of the parade
A turtle is staring up at a massive tree in its path from about 3 feet away.
Show vaguely reminiscent of a sideways brain.
Here is a longish narrow hole with leaves, sticks, sand, and pebbles.
Photo of spray painted markings on the street: white numbers, circles and arrows, and lines.
This intrepid plant is in a drilled hole in my pool deck. The hole (as well as many just like it) is there to stick a fence pole into. Said fence would keep toddlers from toddling into the pool. We don’t use the fence, so the holes just fill up with weird water and sometimes something like this plant happens. The last people had a toddler.
Icicles and frozen snow begin to descend from the roof’s edge.
Maybe a Monster on the sidewalk? Abstract sidewalk shot of a blob reminiscent of the head of a monster with an big mouth.
Sidewalk painted red, but fading back to concrete. Narrow rectangle with frayed rope ? sticking out of it with pine needles down the right side of the image.
I took a picture of my shadow on the sidewalk.
A bald woman and a bald man together.
A sign is leaning against a big wall that blocks off the entire road so you cannot continue driving. The sign says Road Closed. Local traffic only.
This sock shaped hole has leaves in it.
I don’t know who made this tiny cute golf course with little people, greens, and flag sticks. It has “stream” running through it with a bridge.
The bottom of a familiar (to me) sidewalk hole is covered with tiny bits of dried plant matter.
A large black bear crouches in my yard to enjoy the last of the sunflower seeds in the bird feeder.
The butt end of a log. It has holes and cracks that suggest it was in trouble before it hit the ground. And it looks a little like a screaming face.
Photo shows 3 crocuses Face on.
Photo shows a cormorant in the water trying to manage a very big fish which barely fits in its mouth sideways.
Rusted piece of sheet metal has been molded by time to look like a creature silhouette standing upright.
A shape on the sidewalk. Looks kind of like a dancing mouse with long ears and tail.
There is a scuffed up piece of duct tape stuck to the sidewalk. You can see the threads.
Black snake looks almost snarled in my hibiscus bush.
2 sidewalk holes and one splop of cement on the sidewalk, all heart-shaped.
A foot-shaped hole in the sidewalk had a small white stone in it today.
A black cat hides his head under a curtain. The rest of him is big and visible.
Green caterpillar on the sidewalk.
Tabby cat resting in a bathroom sink
Tiny black bear clings to a tree and gives big glare to the photographer.