Christopher Coleman

@trouserpayload.bsky.social

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No talent ass clown, village idiot and dedicated follower of Onan.

Yours truly hanging out with a buddy by the inlet this afternoon.
Stylised cartoony cassette tapes stacked endlessly in the background with a bit of word art saying "Eighties".
A care package from Japan, including exotic delights and some kind of weirdly awesome and awesomely weird looking Psyduck candy collectable thing? I'm almost afraid to translate it, yet alone open it yet. Long live Psyduck, and long live my buddy NFG.
"Whore For Hori" t-shirt with clip art of a prostitute leaning against a light pole.
YT with a buzz cut and no facial hair, and scary goof eyes.
Theme: Movie soundtracks Opening samples - in game music from Commodore 64 game Mutants - in game speech from Commodore 64 game Impossible Mission "Another visitor.. stay a while, stay forever" Lords of Acid "The Real Thing" Coil "Hellraiser Theme" Bauhaus "Stigmata Martyr" God Lives Underwater "No More Love" Echo and the Bunnymen "Killing Moon" PTP "Show Me Your Spine" Godflesh "Nihil" Kidneythieves "Before I'm Dead" bigod20 "Wild At Heart" Fields of the Nephilim - "Power" Skinny Puppy - "Hard Set Head" Simon Boswell - Hardware (1990) score  - "No Flesh Shall Be Spared" Howard Shore - Videodrome (1983) score - "A Slow Burn" (to end) Closing quote: Orson Welles  First aired: March 21 2026
14 March 2026 Playlist 3Teeth - Chasm A Split Second - The Parallax View Chemlab - Force Quit Cubanate - Isolation Die Warzau - Strike to the Body Haujobb - Let's Drop Bombs The Cramps - Sheila's In A Goth Gang Zambri - Places Christ vs Warhol - Fools Gold Current 93 - Lucifer Over London Diary of Dreams - Lebenslang exTradition - Obsidian Silence Rubella Ballet - Dressed To Kill (to end)
A dickhead in a radio studio behind a mic with an "I love 99.7 Denmark FM" bumper sticker on his forehead. Scraggly beard, glasses pushed up on head and old yellow t-shirt, I'll leave you in suspense whether there's pants or not.
March 7th 2026 Aesthetic Perfection - The New Black Zola Jesus - Night PWEI - Everything's Cool Wolfsheim - Once In A Lifetime Assemblage 23 - Let The Wind Erase Me IAMX - Spit It Out Bat For Lashes - Daniel Chelsea Wolfe - Feral Love genCAB - High Tech Low Life Omnimar - Red Austra - Beat And The Pulse The Knife - Heartbeats Aeon Sable - Dancefloor Satellite Ladytron - Seventeen (live) to end
February 28th 2026 covers themed show Sepultura "Bela Lugosi's Dead" (Bauhaus) Cowboy Junkies "17 Seconds" (The Cure) Diane Birch "This Corrosion" (Sisters of Mercy) Clan of Xymox "Venus" (Shocking Blue/Bananarama) Mephisto Walz "Iceblink Luck" (Cocteau Twins) KMFDM "Mysterious Ways" (U2) Rosetta Stone "Eye" (Smashing Pumpkins) Shining "Today" (Smashing Pumpkins) Minimal Compact "Immigrant Song" (Led Zeppelin) The Last Dance "Dead Man's Party" (Oingo Boingo) Close Encounters - "Lullaby" (The Cure) Order of the Ebon Hand "Spellbound" (Siouxsie and the Banshees) Hexedene "Diamonds are Forever" (Shirley Bassey) Cruxshadows "Here Comes The Rain Again" (Eurythmics) to end
21 Feb 2026 show - Sunshine Blind "Coming Down", All About Eve "D For Desire", Diva Destruction "The Broken Ones", Danielle Dax "Big Hollow Man", She Wants Revenge "Tear You Apart", Skeletal Family "Promised Land", Virgin Prunes "Pagan Lovesong", Killing Joke "Eighties", Gene Loves Jezebel "Desire", Monomen "Drum of Glass", The Masqs and past self "Daywalker", Uboa "A Misremembered Dream", Trisomie 21 "The Last Song", Kontravoid "Too Deep" (to end)
February 14 2026 This Cold Night "Black Cathedral" Leather Strip "Sex Dwarf" (Soft Cell cover) Silent Flag "Enter The Batcave" Ritual Veil "Favourite Toy" Actors "Dead Inside" Horror Vacui "Corvus Corax" The Merry Thoughts "Pale Empress" Mareux "Gopnik" And One "Military Fashion Show" Melotron "Du Bist Es Icht Wert" (You're Not Worth It) Eyes of the Nightmare Jungle "Pressure" Section 25 "Looking From A Hilltop" Left Spine Down "Overdriven" Canteleu "Canteleu" Ringfinger "Verblassen" (Fade) Klinik "Talking To A Stranger" (to end)
7 February 2026 playlist - Molchat Doma - Sudno, Korol I Shut - Dagon, DIAF - Aung, Wolfsheim - Kein Zuruck, Dir En Grey - Vulgar, Kou Machinda - The Continuation of the Tough Guys, Padkarosda - Kivulallo, Hocico - Tiempos de Furia, Piel De Lana - Epitafios, Templebeat - Einstein on the Bitch, Kaelan Mikla - Hvitir Sandar, Acid Bats - Tormento, Xmal Deutschland - Polarlicht, Orange Sector - Angst, Caifanes - La Negra Tomasa (to end)
January 31st 2026: Wax Trax Label Showcase Strike Under - Sunday Night Disorientation Clock DVA - The Hacker Ministry - Cold Life Lead Into Gold - Snake Oil Acid Horse - No Name No Slogan Coil - Love's Secret Domain Pankow - Me and My Ding Dong Pailhead - I Will Refuse A Split Second - Flesh Noise Unit - Deceit My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Kooler Than Jesus TGT The Genetic Terrorists - Machine Gun Naked Ray Gun - Suicide Bomb to end
Jan 24 2026 playlist - all 2025 releases The Horrors "The Feeling Is Gone" Peter Murphy "Soothsayer" Bootblacks "Only You" clipping "Change The Channel" Haunted Horses "Dweller on the Threshold" Balduvian Bears "Sorrow" Cataphiles "My Wasted Life" French Police "Libra" Epica "Apparition" Die Sexual "Desire" Model Actriz "Audience" Creeper "Razor Wire" Occults "Crimes (Your Sacrifice)" MSPAINT "No Separation" Sentries "Charmed Houses" Sowulo "Asteorfan" to end
January 17th 2026 (all female vocalists) playlist: Curve - Horror Head This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren Single Gun Theory - I've Been Dying Miranda Sex Garden - Are You The One? Siouxsie and the Banshees - Spellbound Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch Kidneythieves - Taxicab Messiah Velcra - My Law Himitzu - Overdozed Azar Swan - We Hunger I Scintilla - Ammunition Savages - The Answer Mankind Is Obsolete - Still Right Here G-Schmitt - Belladonna Whispering Sons - Performance (to end)
Still of Yami Yugi from the YuGiOh anime.
10 January 2026 (all live performances) Front 242 - Headhunter KMFDM - Godlike NIN - In This Twilight Trent Reznor and Peter Murphy - The Sanity Assassin Prodigy with PWEI - Their Law David Bowie & Robert Smith - The Last Thing You Should Do Sisters of Mercy - Temple of Love Ministry - Just One Fix Front Line Assembly - Mindphaser Nitzer Ebb - Let Your Body Learn Molchat Doma - Toska Meat Beat Manifesto - Do It With Soul (to end)
January 3 2026 show Ikon "For Eternity" The Cold Field "Quiet on the Border" Dead Can Dance "Labour of Love" Big Electric Cat "Eyelash" Subterfuge "Unhinged" Sacred Hearts "Concrete Bikini" SPK "Junk Funk" Snog "Control" Severed Heads "Heart of the Party" Black Cab "Rotsler's Rules" Life Cult "Never Again" SKYND "Heaven's Gate" InSurge "Speculator" Darkc3ll "Reign of the Monsters" to end
Goth/Industrial Complex 99.7 Denmark FM playlist for December 27th 2025 Within Temptation - What Have You Done? Elysion - Never Forever Type O Negative - Love You To Death HIM - Join Me In Death Poisonblack - The Exciter Cradle of Filth - Temptation Big Black - Kerosene Descent - Fear Factory Strapping Young Lad - All Hail The New Flesh Ministry - Thieves Pitchshifter - Genius 3Teeth - Atrophy 16Volt - The Dreams That Rot In Your Heart (to end)
Dec 20 playlist. Night Club's Cities in Dust (Siouxsie and the Banshees cover), Inkubus Sukkubus's Paint it Black (Rolling Stones cover), Faith and the Muse's Running Up That Hill (Kate Bush cover), Bauhaus's Ziggy Stardust (Bowie cover), London After Midnight's Hot Stuff (Donna Summer cover), Evanescence's The Chain (Fleetwood Mac cover), The Damned - Eloise (Barry Ryan cover), NIN - Dead Souls (Joy Division cover), Leather Strip - Waterfront (Simple Minds cover), Apoptygma Berzerk's Bizarre Love Triangle (New Order cover), Die Krupps' Enter Sandman (Metallica cover), Laibach's Geburt Einer Nation/One Nation (Queen cover), Electric Hellfire Club's Charles in Charge (TV theme), Ministry's Lay Lady Lay (Dylan cover)
Geoff Peterson from The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson in Christmas gear. Well, a hat anyway.
Dec 13 2025 playlist: The Cure - Plainsong Sisters of Mercy - This Corrosion The Birthday Party - Release The Bats The Birthday Massacre - Blue Lacuna Coil - Heaven's A Lie Nine Inch Nails - As Alive As You Want Me To Be KMFDM - Juke Joint Jezebel 2025 celldweller vs blue stahli - Frozen Stabbing Westward - What Do I Have To Do? Cop Shoot Cop - 3AM Incident Lead Into Gold - Faster Than Light The Cure - Let's Go To Bed (Live) Gravity Kills - Guilty
Joy Division "Atmosphere" Bauhaus "She's In Parties" Christian Death "The Drowning" Clan of Xymox "Stumble and Fall" Cocteau Twins "Cherry Coloured Funk" Elend "Winds Devouring Men" Cabaret Voltaire "Nag Nag Nag" Throbbing Gristle "Six Six Sixties" Skinny Puppy "Dig It" VNV Nation "Kingdom" Front Line Assembly "Mindphaser" Suicide Commando "Bind, Torture and Kill" Soft Cell "Sex Dwarf"
Anthony Edwards in a still from "Miracle Mile" holding his hands up in surrender with a defeated look on his face in front of a police car crashed into an 80s clothing store.
Left panel, exasperated meme cartoon guy.. right panel, screen grab of me starting "Perish" and the entire Curve album in Winamp.
Ernest Borgnine in a red hood throwing up the horns.
Australian box art for Kellogg's Nutri Grain Cereal (470g)
Haggar from "Final Fight" pile driving a shark, from someone called jnkboy's deviant art page.
Sock suspenders. Not at all more annoying than the feeling of a sock slipping down, I'm sure.
Screencap from Sega Master System Alf, based on the TV show, complete with a dodgy government agent in a zoot suit about to molest Alf in an odd looking living room. Oh, and Alf has three lives and no cash and no inventory. Did I mention 0 score too? Lift your game, screencap taker.
End of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" when the Ark of the Covenant is stored in a mysterious archive full of dangerous and powerful delights.
Screencap from the decidedly lousy Commodore 64 conversion of the arcade game "Dragon Spirit"
Fisto from the game "Fallout New Vegas" says "I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position."
Caillou's face inside Mr Driller's body. You probably wouldn't get it.
Couple panels from "Judge Dredd" from the 2000AD comic, showing the Sov Block lunar olympic team.
DC comics character Zatanna. Not at all designed with the male gaze in mind, nope, totally not.
69 likes.. noice.
"Threads" art in "Postman Pat" style, I believe from a b3ta photoshop comp.
The Dude, Donny and Walter from "The Big Lebowski" at the bowling alley
Cover art for Dr Dooom "First Come, First Served" - Kool Keith side project.
BeanScoop search next to Robert DeNiro "You're good" reaction from "Analyze This"
Subway advertising sign for "FN Bowns" from the anime at ~00:42 or so
Screen from the Simpsons of Abraham Simpson in a newspaper shaking his fist at the sky with the headline changed to "Old Man Yells At BSky"
PAL Mega Drive front cover art for "Red Zone"
The boys from the "Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja" arcade game superimposed on a background of London from the "King Of Fighters 94" arcade game with the text "Rampant Ninja-Related Crime These Days - London Not The Exception" added, mimicking the "Bad Dudes" intro screen.
Promotional art for the B-movie (OK, Z-movie) "Robo C.H.I.C." - "part cop, part machine, all woman. Playboy Playmate Kathy Shower is Robo-C.H.I.C." Apparently she always gets her man.
Press release style BS about the "Midnight Cherry" flavour of La Cabonada mocktail - "A carbonated deep red cherry blend of tarty and citrusy flavours inspired by the cherry flavours of Turkey." Further details about the origins and the ingredients are included, and you'll be gratified to learn that it's tartrazine free.
Stock photo of a confused labrador puppy on a leash - head tilted, squinting with one eye.
Jake the Dog from "Adventure Time" saying "Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something".
Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memories (Japanese poster)
Still of Katherine Isabelle from the "Hannibal" TV series
PlayStation 1 game PO'ed front cover scan, NTSC U/C
19300 points on one credit of Contra (arcade).. yes, I suck.
Screencap from the dog ending of Silent Hill 2, where a shiba inu is using a massive control panel to run everything.