Trudd Studdlerucker

@trudd.bsky.social

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Jamie, 29, he/they. Musician, media enjoyer, unpaid Pepto Bismol brand ambassador, currently LPing Another Crab's Treasure: https://www.lp.zone/t/lets-engage-in-jolly-claw-operation-in-another-crabs-treasure/4415

The air quality index on androids weather app. It's labeled "Unhealthy (156)" and the bar is a deep red
MAI and Chadley as they appear in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Wildman Whitehouse
A black cat lounges on the windowsill with the curtain draped over her
A track in Ableton labeled Crab_VBChip19 that has a noticeably tall laughter-shaped waveform
Chapter 32 of Moby-Dick, entitled "Cetology"
Two dumbass Nazis position themselves on either end of the Ark of the Covenant and prime themselves to lift its lid
Moby's big white Dick
beans...
My lock screen on Wednesday, June 17 at 1:25 PM. The image is a severe low angle shot of me baring my upper teeth with wild eyes. I have a new 5 minute old text from Alyssa that reads "pizza!!!"
Goofy ass mf feeling hims jaw
An affable bastard
The fuckass moth boss from A Link To The Past. You fight this fucker in a tiny arena surrounded by spikes and the floors are conveyer belts and he shoot fireballs at you and it sucks so bad
Homer and Marge Simpson
The glue sniffing dude from Airplane!
Boy oh boy, what a week I've had. So there's me, right? I'm the guy in the middle. I'm grasping these three big swords in one hand and with the other I'm fending away these three big galoots. These clowns. These chucklefucks. My wretched legacy. They're on the left reaching out for their swords. That's Gregory in front. I let him keep his spear cause I knew he'd really start flipping out without it. Luckily he's not very good at using it so I'm sure it'll be fine. Behind him are Reggie and Dougie, the twins. They pretty much just follow Greg's lead. Behind me are my wife Stacy and my daughters Rosabeth and Aschleighey. They look about as fed up with this shit as I am. Aschleighey (we adopted her from a foster home in the Caucasus) is being a real champ and tending to my two grandkids Sparmacus and Torbe. We're raising them gay and carnivorous.
Tired Of Hanging Around by The Zutons
Jasper raises his hand in church and asks "what's this about Torv?"
The Travis McElroy guilty gear eye laser
Weird squealing when in use, no music coming out
Thumbnail of part 3 of Bobby Broccoli's Rob Ford documentary, titled Ford More Years. Thumbnail is Ford in a christlike benediction pose over a red background with the quote "it was kinda like what they did to jesus"
The cover of the book Red Rising by Pierce Brown. A stylized red feathered wing rises at a diagonal angle on a black background with the title superimposed on it
A 35 minute episode of 99% Invisible, posted yesterday, entitled "Enshittification"
Sup YouTube It’s me again. Hitting you up again. What’s good gang? BITCH I AM REALITY anyways hey MTV welcome to crib. Over here I have my horse Charles. Don’t mind him, he’s chill. Unless you fuck with him, then he gets violent. You don’t want to see Charles violent. You only make that mistake three times. Over here is my dirty solo cup collection. Yes, it is supposed to be a castle. I’m still working on it. Please donate any used solo cups you have. They have to be red. So help me god if they’re not red. You’ll fuck up the whole thing. That’s the sort of thing that sets off Charles. Moving on to the bedroom. Got a bed made out of snails. HIGHLY RECOMMEND. The slime is like a wet warm hug that soothes you to sleep. High maintenance though, you have to take care of the snails. Yes, obviously they are alive. What do you take me as? Some sick freak? I wouldn’t have agreed to this if I knew you’d give me shit about my snails. I get enough shit from Charles. Let’s just move on to the kitchen. We have four fridges bitches. They are mostly filled with carrots. Need to keep that supply. For me. I’m a big fan of carrots. What’s wrong with carrots? Whatever, suck my nuts man.
Squid Game Gi-Hun being a friendly happy guy who likes to have fun :)
Posts from a guy named Darbo. "If everything was perfect, you would never learn and you would never grow." "The world doesn't owe you anything, you have to work for everything you get." "Be a rainbow in someone else's cloud." "You deserve a life that has you jumping out of bed with excitement."
There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory. -Sir Francis Drake, 1587
A gnarly lil dude with a tattoo on his upper arm, it's a black tattoo of an arm clutching a pirate's cutlass
Caveman SpongeBob doing his fuckass little pose while comprehending the nuances of George Orwell's "1984"
A comment on the YouTube upload of Bruce Springsteen's "Factory" that says "factories are bad but we love what they produce"
A tattoo on my right arm of Thomas Tew's pirate sigil- an arm brandishing a cutlass, filled in with black ink. The second skin has been put on so that shit be shiny like a chest full of doubloons
Former DHS secretary Kristi Noem shortly after shooting legendary super-soldier Solid Snake in the head execution-style
Bluesky error message that just says "Forbidden"
Former president Barack Hussein Obama (a lot of people forget the Hussein but it's important) creates the big "100" on the $100 bill using Microsoft WordArt, and boy he just looks pleased as punch in that last panel I gotta say
A gentleman of such numbness of lips and mouth as to appear comical to the eye
Mrs. Krabappel gives the stink eye to the real Seymour Skinner and says "you haven't dealt with women for a long time have you, sergeant?"
A photo of the last two paragraphs on page 161 of Treasure Island. "Nor was that all, for crawling together on flat tables of rock or letting themselves drop into the sea with loud reports I beheld huge slimy monsters—soft snails, as it were, of incredible bigness—two or three score of them together, making the rocks to echo with their barkings. I have understood since that they were sea lions, and entirely harmless. But the look of them, added to the difficulty of the shore and the high running of the surf, was more than enough to disgust me of that landing-place. I felt willing rather to starve at sea than to confront such perils.
Ooh babey u know who it is!! We talkin Admiral James D. Watkins, the Secretary of Energy himself, the big dog!!!
Draft of a post that reads as follows. Ahem: New Curb Your Enthusiasm season that's just Larry and Leon playing through the entire Danganronpa trilogy: LARRY: boy, I tell ya who I don't miss is that Gonta- what's his name- Gonta Goku-something? LEON: ay watch it Larry, you talkin bout my mothafuckin comfort character LARRY: comfort character? LEON: hell yeah LARRY: how can he be your comfort character- he dies! He's brutally executed! LEON: he my dawg Larry, I like him LARRY: what is there even to be comforted by? LEON: ay I ain't sit here and talk shit on your mothafuckin comfort character LD now do I? LARRY: I don't have a- I'm not comforted by any of these characters! Not in the slightest!
The Simpson family eats dinner in front of their giant Olmec head at the end of the classic season 2 episode "Blood Feud." Lisa says "perhaps there is no moral to this story"
A painting of a bitchin' space station called Club Ninja where you can go to presumably hear some classic rock hits such as "Godzilla" or "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Bitter, jealous Homer Simpsons pouts while saying: "I wish I was a Space Horse of the Barrakar"
Hey Riddle Riddle Episode #240: "Butt. Teeth. Brains. (w/ Reilly Anspaugh & Alfred Bardwell-Evans!)"
Kate Bush and her dogs
Four giraffes of varying height stand in a row behind a fence facing the viewer