Ms Robot (governed by idiots)

@trudi.bsky.social

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UK Democratic Socialist (Green Party member). Maker of weird electronic music + eater of biscuits. LGBTQIA+ ally, BLM and Furry friendly. Woke as fuck. https://youtube.com/@trudig4258?si=3lDBkC3B7QFMDu54

1. I will boost the region's economy, prestige and fame. 2. I will cut your taxes, and raise everyone else's. 3. Bus fares to be capped at £1.99, and 99 Flake ice-creams to cost no more than 99p. 4. I promise to spend more time in Clacton-on-Sea than in Washington DC, and to champion the area. 5. MPs who resign mid-parliament to be barred from the resulting by-election. 6. MPs who change party mid-parliament to be forced to face a by-election. 7. I pledge to build at least one affordable house. 8. Arcade grabber games to be made fairer so players actually have a chance to win. 9. Oil and gas companies to pay for solar panels for everyone. (From Jack, aged 10) 10. Regeneration of Walton Pier so it is just as great as Clacton Pier. 11. A windfall tax on cosy crime novels written (or 'written') by celebrities 12. Potholes to be filled, using copies of the 2024 Labour Party Manifesto 13. Parliament to be moved to my new Bin HQ, in Weeley, while the Palace of Westminster is restored. 14. People who drive past Clacton station with annoyingly loud exhausts to lose their licence. 15. I will not accept £5 million gifts from crypto billionaires (on Earth). 16. A referendum on whether Pluto should regain its planet status. 17. The hand-dryer in the gents' toilet at the Great Himalayas restaurant Southport to be moved to a more sensible position. 18. Wayne Rooney to be new expert summariser for the BBC at Eurovision. 19. Count Binface to represent the UK at Eurovision 2027, with Clacton hosting Eurovision 2028. 20. I stand by my past manifestos: Ceefax, speakerphones, nationalising Adele, renaming HS2 'FFS1', the hand-dryer at the Crown & Treaty, I've got it covered.
Marina Purkiss Dear Reform-voting ladies. Do you know you're voting for a party that wants to: 1. Scrap the Equality Act - your legal protection against workplace discrimination & unequal pay. 2. Kill the Online Safety Act - the law protecting you from revenge porn. 3. Vote AGAINST the bill to stop workplace sexual harassment. 4. Stack the party with anti-abortion politicians - some opposing termination even in cases of rape. 5. Push "pro-family" policies that put women back in the home. I guess the question is.. Do you hate immigrants more than you love your rights?
Swimming pool closed due to 'diarrhoea incident'
WEDNESDAY 08 APRIL 2026 We welcome the two-week ceasefire concluded between the United States and Iran today We thank Pakistan and all partners involved for facilitating this important agreement The goal must now be to negotiate a swift and lasting end to the war within the coming days. This can only be achieved through diplomatic means. We strongly encourage quick progress towards a substantive negotiated settlement. This will be crucial to protect the civilian population of Iran and ensure security in the region. It can avert a severe global energy crisis. We support these diplomatic efforts. To this end, we are in close contact with the United States and other partners We call upon all sides to implement the ceasefire, including in Lebanon Our Governments will contribute to ensuring freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. JOINT STATEMENT FROM THE LEADERS OF THE UNITED KINGDOM, FRANCE, ITALY, GERMANY, CANADA DENMARK,NETHERLANDS SPAIN, THE EUROPEAN COMMISSION THE EUROPEAN COUNCIL AND JAPAN,
THE. LONDON ECONÖMIC "It seems likely that, however ill-conceived and ill-executed this war might be, Trump will find a way to claim victory and end it. Of course, it might be obvious to most that he has lost. But would that embarrass him? Probably not: he does not admit failure. What is far clearer now, however, is that the US is no longer a credible world leader. If it can elect this man twice, it has lost the plot. Why would it not elect someone even worse? Such a country is incapable of providing reliable global hegemony- What it provides instead is an unpredictable wrecking ball. 33 -MARTIN WOLF, FINANCIAL TIMES CHIEF ECONOMICS COMMENTATOR
Allison Floyd @AIlisonRFloyd Women who carry water for the patriarchy just so they can have a slightly longer leash and stand a few rungs up in oppression from other women, particularly marginalized women, make me a special kind of angry. Being master's favorite dog is still having a master and being a dog.
"Sasha Baron Cohen reveals that he has been undercover for years as new character DJ James Hype. The Comedian is shocked no one figured it out." "I created this character to be quite different. James Hype possesses none of the loveable, charming, redeeming qualities of Ali G or Borat. He is crass personified, constantly bragging that he invented DJ techniques from decades ago. Making fake fan accounts to promote himself. Doing the most ridiculous fake dj sets. But his fans kept eagerly believing my lies! They continued to cheer even when I claimed that "No Other DJ planned the 9/11 attacks. #WhoDoesThis." Cohen signed off saying "| fear the public has become too stupid for me to continue to do satire. They are eagerly accepting the antics of this wanker I created as if it were the work of a legit artist. lt's incredibly depressing that they can't tell what good music is."
Trump loving Brits = traitors
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump X.com The Epstein files are a Democratic HOAX. It's FAKE NEWS!! If had sucked Bill Clinton's dick, it would have been the BEST, most TOE-CURLING blow job in presidential history, believe me. No one cups the balls like me. I'm doing things with my tongue that no one's ever heard of.
Royal British Legion @PoppyLegion X.com We also support the wearing of any colour (including white) or no poppy, as we truly believe Remembrance is a personal decision NO ONE should be targeted for. Our Red poppies support Forces welfare services.
A GB News picture of Zack Polanski wearing a red Poppy and a white poppy. the text underneath reads "Zack Polanski wears a white poppy as he overlooks Remembrance Sunday ceremony at the Cenotaph"
The text above a photo of Elon Musk reads IMAGINE HAVING A TRILLION DOLLARS AND STILL BEING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSER