Tsaiberia

@tsaiberia.blacksky.app

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Breakfast is the most dangerous meal of the day. I work with the dying, the dead, and the things left behind. Deliberate She/Occasional They

Shot of a Black woman from chin to halfway down her chest. She's wearing a dark grey t-shirt with a picture of a young Frederick Douglass framed in gold. There are 2 Japanese characters on either side of the picture.
A riff on the "More You Know" graphic from Saturday morning cartoon PSAs The rainbow is the progress pride flag stretched out and ending in a red brick. Block text over reads "Remember Your Roots"
The Fool. Three of Wands.
"where the mama at?"
A still from the telephone scene from Audition (1999?) by Miike Takahashi
Vintage step through bike with front fender and rear rack. Neon orange duct tape tag on the seat reads "FREE"
Rear shot of a bike license plate that reads "Berkeley 1968 5983"
A heavily redacted truth social post. The words left read Donald J Trump...is an affront to the Greatness of America... Nobody understands a word this guy is saying...There is nothing inspirational about this mess of a... President
Dark grey tee, gold framed portrait of a young and intense Frederick Douglass center. Two Japanese characters on either side of the portrait.
Inside view of the tiny dutch oven
Black and white polkadot rug with a copy of the book Crisis Contemplation by Barbara Holmes.
White background, hot pink text reads Ring Theory Supporting people in times of crisis, loss, and grief. Below is a graphic, five circles of increasing size, laid one over the other. The smallest is hot pink at the bottom of the frame, reads "Most affected person." Next smallest is pinkish purple and encompasses the first circle, reads "Spouse, children, parents." Next circle in size is violet, contains the previous two circles, reads "Close family and friends." Fourth circle is blue, holds the three circles listed above, reads "Friends, close colleagues." Fifth circle is light blue, holds all the circles, reads "Acquaintances." On the left side of the circles, text reads "Comfort in" with an arrow pointing in through the circles to the Most affected person. On the right side of the circles, text reads "Dump out" with an arrow pointing from the most affected person through the other circles and out. Bottom of the image reads "mentalhealthathome.org"
Blue background with three different illustrations of the head of Lying Cat from the comic Saga. There's a fourth illustration of a full body Lying Cat, sprawled in the lower right corner. Each of the three heads says "Lying"
Lying Cat from the comic Saga. Kinda greyish greenish hairless cat with a scowl stalking towards the lower right corner saying "Lying." Background is a slightly darker greyish greenish. Top left says "Saga." Bottom right says "Can I haz truth?" in really pale letters. Gremlin and I love them.
postcards in a long wooden box sitting on a green rug.
Top down view of a marble table with black and white striped placemat, square white plate holding 4 waffle dogs. From left to right they range from scorched and pathetic looking to mangled but not so bad to somewhat toasted. There's a black mug with eggnog spiked coffee to the upper right.
A timeline; "The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we're gonna get off. Understand?" Tsaiberia Champagne on deck, waiting. Probably will make a fresh cake too. Solomon Imma def throw a slab on there and some pork belly (In reply to) La Girafe What we putting on the grill? Air-rum Lock Him Up
Royal Blue misshapen mug with a map of California traced in gold on it and the major fault lines traced in red and named. Print on the mug says "California does have its faults"
Admiral Holsey, who usually looks like he eats bricks for breakfast, with a smile that looks like he uses the entrails of those he finds lacking as floss when he's done.
3 tarot cards: temperance, queen of wands, queen of cups.
Illustration with a lavender background. The top reads "embrace diversity of tactics" The bottom part of the picture is a brown rooster holding a pair of bolt cutters. I don't know who drew it, but it absolutely rocks.
Deep red background, black and white illustration of the head of a wildcat saying "Support living local artists! Say no to corporate greed!" The top reads "Billionaires DON'T need your money" The bottom reads "Shop small this holiday season"
A beer with a little head sitting on the corner of a green lunch tray, another beer in the background. You can see a bit of those paper bowl/boat things with red checkered paper. They had crispy and delicious tater tots.
Dark stone countertop background. A glass bottle of Strauss eggnog is cradled in a hand. I don't even really like eggnog and I LOVE this stuff. (I make mean french toast and bread pudding with it)
Freddie from A Different World.
A can of Waffle House cold brew held in an exhausted hand in front of a hotel window. Tastes... pretty good, actually. Fuck you, Starbucks. You don't get my money even when I'm on the road.
Profile view of a home built teardrop trailer with a BenRoy profile. It's shiny silver with black tongue box and fenders. I designed it to mimic a Toastmaster toaster model number 1B24. So at some point in the future we're getting vinyl decals up the center in the same pattern as the deco middle stripe between the slots and the three swoops logo on the side. It has red ground effects, a full size bed (with heat!), and a galley with a stove and so much counter space. I'm ridiculously proud of it, but it's bittersweet...this means it's time to sell the first trailer I built.
Black woman in 3/4 profile against a pale yellow background and a striped carpet with her hand in the pocket of the first pair of real pants she's made. She's giddy and a little pissed off that more clothes don't have pockets, and now that she's learned how to do it, this may become A Thing.
Night shot of a pale blue house with clouds overhead. There's a neon red heart in the lower left corner of the bay window that takes up most of the front. The plants beneath glow red as well. We put the heart out on Loving Day.
View looking up of an orange tree with one orange and A LOT of blossoms against a bright blue sky. Not seen but definitely heard: a carpenter bee bumping around in there and knocking down petals. It smells heavenly.