Tom Buttry

@tsbuttry.bsky.social

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Royals, Chiefs, Marquette fan. Board game and cocktail enthusiast. NGO advocacy in the streets, snarky progressive politics in the skeets. Thoughts are my own.

Winnie the pooh meme. Upper panel of him in his standard red shirt, looking unimpressed with text reading "Plural or past tense". Lower panel of him in a tuxedo, looking happy with text reading "Onomatopoeia"
Donald Trump appearing to shout a child mowing the White House lawn
Predator arms meme. One side "Inflation Reduction Act" the other "Irish Republican Army" meeting at "Didn't go far enough"
Homer Simpson seated in front of a TV set saying "I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute."
Chief Wiggam from the Simpsons, holding belly and reclining. Saying "Give me some more of that picanha. Can't quite seem to... stand up under my own power anymore."
Liam Neeson in long fake beard and wig and shiny suit from the remake of Clash of the Titans saying "Release the Fetterman"
Mr. Burns from the Simpsons holding a rock: "Oh look. A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction."
A large man named Greg Davies (the Taskmaster) is sitting in a large throne next to a smaller man named Little Alex Horne in a smaller throne
Chief Wiggam from The Simpsons arresting someone shady looking and saying "Frankly, I would have expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag."
Homer Simpson in a theater telling a beer vendor "I'll take ten."
Simpsons meme. A group of people are standing around a "translator" booth. A man with a child on a leash is in front. The text reads "this diaper demeans both of us"
A can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup
Spencer Hall's beautiful face below a thank you for donating $102.65
A small, dark gray standard schnauzer is on her hind legs, unsuccessfully trying to hop over a fence as she barks. In front of her, a dark tabby cat is watching, completely unthreatened by the dog.
The three nihilists from the Big Lebowski looking dumbfounded while standing in front of a car that's aflame
A screenshot of the same article, but with a subhead and picture of potato chips visible. The subhead reads "Everyone knows the dowdy potato snack, but reading a recent book has reignited a personal journey and taken my intake to hitherto unseen levels"
Vito Spatafore from the Sopranos holding baseball tickets with a rictus grin on his face
A still from the Simpsons of a man in a kitchen looking into a barrel. It reads: Hey, we're out of these "new love" cookies. Open up the "you're getting a cookie" barrel.
A group of Simpsons characters, including Homer and Marge, are seated in an audience. Everyone is annoyed with Homer as he says "This contest is over. Give that man the Nobel Peace Prize!"
A list of the following names: Sleeve McDichael Darryl Archideld Anatoli Smorin Rey McSriff Glenallen Mixon Mario McRlwain Raul Chamgerlain Kevin Nogilny Bobson Dugnutt Willie Dustice Jeromy Gride Scott Dorque Shown Furcotte Dean Wesrey Mike Truk Dwigt Rortugal Tim Sandaele Karl Dandleton Mike Sernandez Todd Bonzalez
Image of a bluesky mute list. An active week long one for "Stancil" is directly above an expired one for "Nuzzi"
A close up of an exuberant schnauzer
Homer Simpson talking to bored looking executive, saying "Whenever Mahomes is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Mahomes?'"
A scene from the Simpsons with Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson and Mr. Burns. Homer with an enthusiastic smile on his face, looking towards Marge says "Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice."
Marge Simpson saying to her (seldom seen) neighbor Ruth Powers "Everything before the survey requests was just lovely."
A .gif from the Simpsons. Opens on a poorly illustrated sign that says "Two bad neighbors," pans to Dr. Hibbert, George H.W. Bush and Ned Flanders. Hibbert asks Bush, "I don't understand. Are you saying you and Welcomefest are bad groups?" Bush is a stand-in for Yggy.
Gif from the Simpsons. A poorly illustrated sign saying "Two bad neighbors" pulls away to Dr. Hibbert, George H.W. Bush, and Ned Flanders. Hibbert asks Bush, "Uh, I don't get it. Are you saying you and Welcomefest are bad groups?" Bush is a stand-in for Yggy.
A fake Mr. Beast screencap with him making a trademark pose with the text "I convinced a million kids to give me their parents credit info. One won't get their identity stolen!"
Padme / Anakin meme. Panel 1 -- Anakin: I have a bad tattoo Panel 2 -- Padme, smiling: Chinese characters you didn't know the meaning of? Panel 3 -- Anakin, staring Panel 4-- Padme, alarmed: Chinese characters you didn't know the meaning of?
Ranier Wolfcastle from the Simpsons is in a superhero outfit, floating in a tide of green acid and proclaiming "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
Homer Simpson in a casino incoherently babbling -- if you get the reference he's repeating an earlier outburst at a slow pace after being asked to slow down.
Milhouse from the Simpsons squating down in front of Bart saying "Wow! Dan Bongino!"
Screenshot of a Hulu / Disney subscription cancellation
A Google search for "DC weather radar" with an AI result for weather on November 19th
A grid of former Royals guys, including: Paulo Orlando, Johnny Giavotella, Luke Hochevar, Aaron Crow, Jorge Bonifacio, Drew Butera, Mike Aviles, Mitch Maier and Brian Bannister
A large, happy dog with a lolling tongue
Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons is in front of Sideshow Mel, covered in Nicotine patches and bending over, saying "Hey, Mel, bring me another nicotine patch. I think there's some space on my butt."
A screengrab from Sealab 2021. Murphy looks like former Soviet leader VI Lenin, next to a bust of himself with a remarkably jutting chin being carved by a minion. There's a pig from Animal Farm in front of Quinn.
Bluesky post from Mattie Lubchansky: "big epidemic on consumer-sourced review sites where the reader/watcher/etc is just talking about their expectations based on the description of the media and being angry when they're not "met." larger conversation about the Trope-ification of literature/film/etc i guess"
Principal Skinner from the Simpsons in a contemplative pose with the words "Am I so out of touch? No. It's the voters who are wrong."
Map of the Middle East with the Strait of Hormuz circled
A large dog and a small dog facing in opposite directions with the small one standing underneath the larger one.
Baghdad Bob meme re-stating Karoline Leavitt's tweet, "The Atlantic has conceded: these were not "war plans."
Image of Baghdad Bob repeating a line from Trump's rant on Truth Social "TARIFF RELATED MONEY IS POURING INTO THE UNITED STATES"
Lisa Simpson looking resigned as she's forced to ask Mr. Burns why he's so popular.
Image of historical danish leader Harald Bluetooth from the video game Civilization 5
Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons whacking a wasp nest with a rake.
A Bouvier des Flandres dog named Dalton sitting and showing off a crocheted bowtie on his collar.
Three images of William Shatter in a tuxedo. One is zoomed in on his head.
A mostly empty Comcast Center 10 minutes before tipoff
Salvador Perez and thousands of Kansas City Royals fans raising their arms in victory at the end of the 2014 AL Wild Card game
Photo staged to make Vin Diesel appear as large as The Rock
A sad, broken man holding a disposable coffee cup as he looks away from a pretty landscape
Milhouse Van Houten telling Bart Simpson "Wow! A Pat Narduzzi!"