Nathan

@tufty92.bsky.social

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33. F1 fan, Robot Wars fan, UK antweight robot combat competitor, hopefully future event organiser. Disabled. North Wales. MDNI, bigots DNI. Profile pic/antweight team sticker by https://bsky.app/profile/celf-meg-jos.bsky.social

Binx, a chonky black cat, glares at the camera from my lap. He is covered in loose fur because he sheds chronically and just seems to get fluffier.
Salem, a black kitten, poses like the beautiful boy he is. Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, loiters in the background.
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, hangs his head glumly over the edge of his favourite cat tree shelf. Both his favourite F1 drivers had problems within minutes of each other and he had big feelings about this.
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, stares at a TV remote while Salem, a black kitten, stares ominously at the camera from behind his brother's head.
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, plays with my hand while his brother Salem, a black kitten, periodically attacks the camera and briefly attempts to steal the show
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, sulks after his two favourite F1 drivers retired at almost the same time from the Barcelona-Catalunya Grand Prix. Below him, Binx, a black cat, stares intently at something. Probably Pendle's twin.
The cover of the PS2 edition of The Simpsons: Hit & Run
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, sits forlornly atop a cat tree, hating himself for choosing two drivers who were so unlucky today. And possibly daydreaming about food. Especially the cake he failed to steal earlier.
Binx, a chonky teddy bear of a black cat, glares at the camera at the 6th attempt to get a photo of him actually looking at it. He is covered in loose fur because he clearly doesn't need all his fluffs. Behind him is me in a pink hoodie, but nobody cares because CAT.
Dusty, a calico cat, and Salem, a black kitten (who is basically the same size as Dusty at only 4 months old...) sit at the top of a cat tree. Salem is looking at the camera, while Dusty looks away due to the flash.
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, is silhouetted against a TV showing Kimi Antonelli leading the Monaco Grand Prix.
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, stares down off-screen at a part of Charles Leclerc I'd prefer not to specify.
Dusty, a calico cat, Salem, a black kitten and Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, all sit behind the Lego F1 Academy car. Dusty is not interested at all, Pendle is distracted by F1 on the TV and Salem is begging for a go in the car. Or at least curious what the camera is.
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, sleeps flopped over the back and neck of Dusty, a calico cat. They are on my lap and clearly going nowhere. Even if I need to pee. Especially if I need to pee.
Dusty, a calico cat, looks away from the camera because of the flash necessitated by Salem, a black kitten, being a literal void otherwise. Now he's a void with two glowing eyes. Way less scary.
Salem (black kitten, back), Dusty (calico), Pendle (blue tabby) and Binx (black, front) cuddled up together in a small mound.
A small remote control stunt car does stunts on a carpet before crashing into the camera.
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, glares past the camera he clearly wishes wasn't in his face.
Pendle sulking at having his photo taken
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, sits in front of a TV which has a golf cart on it. He is currently staring at it, having previously tried to hunt it and then licked it.
Binx, a black cat, lies curled up on a chair. Behind him is Salem, a black kitten. Salem is perched on top of his twin, Pendle, a blue tabby. Next to the twins is Dusty, a calico cat, pretending not to care that there are other cats around but secretly loving the twins as if they are her own babies. But if anyone asks, she's indifferent to them. Unless you touch them, then she stares you down.
Salem, a black kitten, sits very politely on a closed toilet. Do not believe his innocent act, he's a menace. But he's cute so he gets away with it.
A chair with 4 cats on it. At the front is Binx, a large black cat. He is curled up asleep. Sticking out of his back is the head of Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, who seems to be wedged between Binx and Pendle's twin, Salem. Salem is a black kitten, and appears to be standing on the back of Dusty, a calico cat, who has grudgingly become a surrogate mother to the twins. She is grumpy about this, but she's even grumpier if the kittens are taken from her for any reason. She's a complicated girl.
Salem, a black cat, sleeps on the knees of the human he tolerates.
Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, is used as a seemingly mortified pillow by Dusty, a calico cat. He did in fact love every second and was upset at being rescued.
Dusty, a calico cat, sleeps on the face of a very startled Pendle, a blue tabby. He is stuck under her and looks horrified but actually made no effort to escape for ages. They have a weird (surrogate) mother/son relationship, but it works. Somehow.
Dusty, a calico cat, sleeps with her head on the face of Pendle, a blue tabby kitten. Pendle has a look of abject terror on his face but is in fact loving every second of his entrapment. Cats are weird.
Dusty, a calico cat, sits between her two adopted kittens. Pendle, a blue tabby, lies next to her, his head on her shoulder. Salem, a black cat, has his face buried under Dusty's hip.
Dusty, a calico cat, sits with her eyes closed on my lap. Between her and the camera are Pendle - a blue Maine coon kitten - and the blurry ear of his twin Salem - black. Pendle is trying to lean out of frame but is failing. Salem is attempting to make his ear look like a sketchy alleged ghost caught on camera. It's relatively compelling.
Salem, a black Maine coon kitten, sits in a very formal pose on the lid of a toilet. Behind him are various bottles. This may be the greatest photo of a cat ever taken.
An unfortunately truncated headline, the visible part of which reads "Mystery as Nottingham pub remains standing months after demolition...".
A chimpanzee hides behind a shrub on the edge of a large pond. These chimps knew very well people wanted to see them and take photographs, so they went out of their way to make our lives difficult. Nobody can convince me chimps aren't smart.
An orangutan, swinging onto a pole.
A baby orangutan plays on the fence while an adult hides under a sack, occasionally moving. This is a very prolonged game of peek-a-boo.
A wild dog at Chester Zoo looks at the camera, probably assessing whether I'm worth eating for an early lunch.
Dusty, a calico cat, takes a selfie from far too close so you can only see, blurrily, the top half of her face. She's trying, and we respect that.
Pendle, a small blue tabby kitten, sits and stares artistically out of frame while most of his food sits in his bowl.
Binx, a black cat, and Salem, a black kitten, are curled up together on the top level of a cat tree. Their combined shadows look like one very fat cat with a hunchback.
Salem, a black kitten with a face like a bat, and Pendle, his twin brother who is a blue tabby with a much rounder, fluffier face, fight the inevitability of sleep.
A sand/pebble beach with a rocky outcrop. The sea is incredibly clear.
Two half Maine coon kittens, one a blue tabby and one all black, spend a minute hissing in extremely small voices at the camera.
Dusty, a calico cat, lies curled up on my lap with her tail covering her face.
Binx, a black cat, jumps around as he goes totally hyper under the influence of catnip.
Dusty, a calico cat with a small green bandage on her leg from a blood test, poses unsteadily while under the influence of catnip.
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons in which Wilbur, a dodo/pilot, is speaking about his pride in how he landed a seaplane. He says "Touchdown like eating free pizza in a compost bin - we are parked and proud!"
Binx, a black kitten, sits and glares from his cat tree. This is his happy face.
Dusty, a calico cat in a Cone of Shame, stands atop a radiator as she finishes removing the bright green hoodie that it was meant to be drying. After all, who wants damp paws?
Dusty, a calico cat wearing a Cone of Shame, glares at the remains of her brand new toy that she tore in half. Her face betrays no regret.
Dusty, a calico cat, chills in her Cone of Shame with a small piece of shredded lettuce on her head.
Either one long, lumpy cat with a calico front half and a black back half, or two cats (one of each colour, naturally) sit together (or alone) atop a grey cat tree. The tree is new and yet to be utterly destroyed by two (or one) cat(s).
Binx, a nearly one year old black kitten, sits in a dark hole in a cat tree, judging everyone who looks at this photo.
Cat with lettuce on her head. She is grumpy about this but not grumpy enough to do anything about it. It's a hard life...
A story about an unfortunate misunderstanding over nudes.
Dusty, a calico and cone cat, sits grumpily with lettuce on her head. She previously stole the whole lettuce bag and this is her punishment.
Binx (black kitten) and Dusty (calico and cone) grudgingly share the top of their new cat tree. It is grey and has many levels.
Dusty, a small calico cat in a Cone of Shame, sits unhappily with a small piece of lettuce on her head. She previously ran off with and tried to eat the entire bag before concluding she doesn't like lettuce.
The first half of the post-call feedback form with EE. Note it says I contacted them, when they cold called me. I feel the ratings I gave them are too high.
Binx, a 10 month old black kitten, stares in confusion while wrapped in a purple towel.
Tiggywinkle, a tabby cat, proved she's sober by putting her paw on her head. Sadly, since she was lying down, this test was deemed inconclusive. She also refused a breathalyser, which led to a lot of arguments. She did not care and continued to wash herself.