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Turdguy tweet from 2014 that says "got fired at the xmas party for calling all the hot chicks maximas and the ugly chicks altimas & when the boss walked in i yelled pathfinder"
Chris Hansen
First gen Dodge Caravan with wood paneling
Ol' TG running a half marathon
Walter telling Donny that the handoff went alright but the Dude's car got a little dinged up. The handoff didn't actually happen and the Dude's car was basically destroyed.
Lumpy weird guy from Make It Make Sense taking about hamburgers
"I bought this before Elon went crazy" sticker on a thrashed '08 Camry with no rear bumper
International star registry
Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket
Gunnar Henderson went to John T Morgan Academy. His number is retired at the school.
Larry, Darryl and Darryl
Shah Alam, who spoke little English, was originally arrested by Buffalo Police after he wandered into someone else's home by accident, unable to see where he was going. He was charged with trespassing, as well as possession of a weapon, because of the curtain rod he was using as a walking stick to navigate the street. Before being released, Shah Alam pleaded guilty to the charges against him, so that the immigration detainer holding him would be lifted.
Jambands subreddit discussion about what bands qualify as jambands. A guy named 'InhalantsEnjoyer69' says the only criteria is whether there is nitrous being sold outside the venue. Another guy replies and says "Philadelphia Eagles are a jamband."
Jeff Lorber - It's a Fact on vinyl
Daniel Plainview
Rosie peeking out of a bed nest she made
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A rack system with a couple synths, pedal effects, and a vintage rack compressor.