The Birds The Turtles and The Bees

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Going through my bird phase in a big way.

It's afraid meme
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Knipex pliers wrench. It's a better crescent wrench made for better brains.
Fecal terrorist
TempleOS (formerly J Operating System, LoseThos, and SparrowOS) is a biblical-themed lightweight operating system (OS) designed to be the Third Temple from the Hebrew Bible. It was created by American computer programmer Terry A. Davis, who developed it alone over the course of a decade after a series of manic episodes that he later described as a revelation from God. TempleOS could be considered as an example of coding as an art form, with the nature of his psychological instability and its influence over the project lending to comparisons to similar outsider art.
The best bird. And when she talks she sounds like Satan and it's awesome to hear the evilest voice ever tell you "I LOVE YOU!"
Spinal Tap ass arch
The sweetest Amazon
oh look at that, people are surviving breast cancer way way more than they used to!
Wait! That's not a banana!
Emilio Estevez as a young man trying to look tough? It must be Repo Man!
Dove dove dove dove dove
Timecrimes
A pliers wrench. They invented a better wrench.
A second later and she was ready to kill God.
Beaker in dill heaven.
Bird half sideways standing on one foot and generally living with no great of gravity.
Osborne 1, the first "portable" computer.
Kahuna
A budgie on the new toy!
QUOKKA! TWO! TWO GLORIOUS QUOKKA!
Two budgies hanging out everywhere but inside the cage.
lots of tiny little plastic dudes looking dudelike.
Birds will eat you.
A super party animal, and his (her) name is Spuds MacKenzie.
Venus of Willendorf looking like a big beautiful sex/age chart
A bird with a carrot. A happy bird with a carrot. Oh to be so easily placated as a bird with her carrot to destroy.
Beaker Beaker bo-Beaker, fe fi fo Feaker, BEAKER!
Bird hanging out about 3 inches from my eyeball because I'm not paying enough attention to her.
Budgie obsessed with toes
sexy marlon brando
Bunsen post artichoke destruction. She loves artichokes, who knew?
Fantastic Planet, Criterion cover.
A zoomed in cell phone picture of a stellers jay shaped blob.
46 candidates!
Bird on me
Frozen Potato Cheese Sticks. Potato. Cheese. Sticks.
Two budgies, Beaker is the yellow one, Bunsen the blue.
Bird starting her tail wiggle of happiness
Pink and light blue pencil.
Bart getting scored off meme but it's San Diego that's pissing him off.
You've got to zoom in, but San Francisco County is red as red can be.
Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me.
San Mateo bridge. Dismal causeway, but with a bend.
A sea dinosaur giving the camera side eye.
qt bird