Dups Cracken

@turtleshelf.bsky.social

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Cog sci/philosophy grad, doing a MEnv, commie sicko, iron brained woke, militant optimist doomer, layabout (non-derogatory), sluggard (derogatory)

Very 90s vibes poster for the movie "Death In Brunswick" starring Sam Neill, Zoe Carides and John Clarke

screenshot of 2019 tweet from @normal_now that used to read "Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like 'Profit = revenue - costs' on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school" but the "profit = revenue - costs" bit has been replaced by some of the deranged goose-related slides from the softbank presentation

Old painting of Moses yeah the guy from the bible, he's parted the red sea and there's lightning crashing behind him. He's got a great flowing white beard and hair, wielding a staff in one hand, the other open and outstretched to the waves. He's got a white Jedi robe and a sick red cloak vibe over the top. Many folk are walking through the parted sea behind him, they got some wagons which I always think of as more of a middle-ages thing but I guess we've had them for ages and the ancient Egyptians were pretty switched on so they could definitely have figured the tech out. Moses is very white, he looks like he works in academia at Oxford or something.

Meme of George Bush being told 'a second plane has hit the tower' masterfully edited to say 'a second strait has hit the closed'

google was asked "how many days of the week have a fish in them" and the ai overview responded "There are three days of the week that literally contain the word "fish": Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. All other days (Monday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday) do not include "fish" in their spelling.

Screenshot of google search results for the phrase "why are you so stupid", which is the title of a 2011 song by Canadian artist Pip Skid. The nightmare google AI overview has taken this personally and answered the search with "I'm sorry if I didn't give you the answer you were looking for! I'm an AI, which means I don't have feelings, but I sometimes make mistakes, misunderstand prompts, or lack the exact information needed to be helpful. If you can tell me a bit more about what went wrong..." And then the text fades out beneath the "show more" button.
Immediately beneath this google has in fact returned a link to the pip skid song so what are we even doing here?

Screenshot of a Reddit post returned by a google search of a humorous business hours sign that reads: "business hours: open most days about 9 or 10. Occasionally as early as 7, and sometimes as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6 occasionally about 4 or 5 and sometimes as late as midnight, or later. On somedays were not here at all but lately we've been here a lot, unless we're not here". In a mark of comic genius that is also a clever and pithy comment on current events I have added the words "straight of hormuz" above the sign Ah fuck ah shit I used the wrong "strait" Ah jeez hopefully no one notices I think it still works I think it still tracks

Screenshot of a Jan 25 2019 Twitter post from merman_melville that reads "Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day"

Mamdani campaign poster generator using text from opening of Master and Commander

Classic "me sowing, me reaping" tweet but it now says "me being doused with petrol after being a huge cunt: haha go on, do it. Me on fire: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck"

Screenshot of the top left of Greg Jericho's skeet where it says his name twice

same as before but a way better cover, all funk vibes

cover of vladimir lenin's "what is to be done?" but the title is clumsily changed to "so. what now"

Classic Wint meme about being unable to shoot Dracula due to woke but through cunning and sophisticated editing techniques it has been changed to be about how Will Stoncil is a coward etc

Best looking loaf of gluten free bread you ever seen, shiny dark golden brown crust, light brown where the cuts have opened up, looks like a dang emoji, studio Ghibli ass loaf

Envelope that appears to be official election information but the contents are just from the liberal party

Garfield looks at a sign with a picture of him under the "no smoking" style crossed circle symbol and asks "huh. I wonder who that's for"

Wineglass bay on the Freycinet Peninsula in Tasmania. Blue-green water meets a sweeping crescent of white sand studded with kelp from high tide, which curves to the left away from the camera, and then back to the right to meet two dark peaks, their tops lost in low clouds.

Classic dril tweet, with clumsy edits so that it now reads "and another thing: AGI
please put in the newspaper that AGI"