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for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it. www.davidtveite.com

a tallboy can of rogue brewing company's blackberry cucumber cbd soda
screenshot from Wikipedia: "Laureates 2016: Mark Zuckerberg[2] 2017: Timothy Berners-Lee[4] 2018: Jeff Bezos[5] 2019: Shoshana Zuboff[6] 2020: Elon Musk[7] 2021: Uğur Şahin and Özlem Türeci[8] 2022: Volodymyr Zelenskyy[9] 2023: Satya Nadella[10] 2025: Sam Altman[11] 2026: Peter Thiel[12][13][14]"
bald man with black goatee and glasses using a cloth to wipe teleprompter glass in front of american flag backdrop
"reacher put his left fist on the table. The size of a supermarket chicken. Long thick fingers with knuckles like walnuts."
sam neill in IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
hand holding plastic bottle of the new coca-cola product sprite+tea
Bsky profile of Charles keener who has 110,000 followers and followers over 786,000 people
Paperback copy of butchers crossing by John Williams lying in the grass
white guy in a green t shirt and jeans standing on a leafy residential street in front of a silver car crammed into an improbably small parking space. It's a little off the curb but still very impressive
tweet from "tommy toiletman, attorney at law" (@tveite) on april 14, 2020: "Shout-out to the guy who's been in Prospect Park almost every day riding a bicycle around yelling "Uh oh!" while balancing a soccer ball on his head."
Meme from true detective s1 where Matthew McConaughey is smoking a cigarette with a look of distress and desperation on his face
A black cat's face very very close up
It's the four panel meme format where Hayden Christiansen is talking to Natalie portman in the Star wars prequels but instead of Hayden and Natalie it's Shania Twain and Brad pitt Panel 1: Shania Twain saying "ok so you're brad pitt" Panel 2: brad pitt smiling saying "and that impress you much right?" Panel 3: Shania Twain looking smug Panel 4: brad pitt looking less happy saying "that impress you much right?"
top of marques johnson wikipedia sidebar with a black and white photo that looks like it's from one hundred years ago of him in a ucla jersey rising up for a shot or rebound over an opponent who is making a "aw fuck i'm getting owned pretty bad here" face
it's an 82-0.com lineup with the record 76-6 pg: oscar robertson sg: marques johnson sf: jayson tatum pf: anthony davis c: elvin hayes
it's a grotesquely smooth and shiny ai facsimile of indian leader mahatma gandhi
john goodman in a suit and hat standing in front of a blazing corridor with a caption that says "I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!"
tracks 4-7 on abbey road: Oh! Darling Octopus's garden I want you (she's so heavy) Here comes the sun
wikipedia header: "List of individual rocks from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The following is a list of notable rocks and stones."
A can of yerba mate, "awakening orange" flavor
picture of white guy with brown hair who can't feel his mouth
it's ed edd and eddy
republican senator rick scott, the florida nosferatu who oversaw the largest medicare fraud in united states history
very sloppy postcard written by a drunk homer simpson to marge in the simpsons "maybe it's the beer talking marge but you'v got a butt that won't quit. they got these big chewy pretzels here *illegible* five dollars??!!!? get outta here"
Shadowy figure of a humanoid thing with three spikes on top of its head hovering high in the sky
facebook sponsored ad from "trackers earth" "Ages 4-5: Join our Forest Preschool for friends, fun, & outdoor skills. Our teachers guide kids on fantastic nature adventures, building curiosity, creativity, and conn... SEE MORE" photo of a woman in a straw hat showing a very angry looking toddler how to aim a bow and arrow
The crash happened just before noon Tuesday when a northbound electric vehicle struck the Bedford toll plaza and caught fire, New Hampshire state police said. Republican governor Kelly Ayotte and her security detail came upon the crash soon after, and a trooper and two others pulled Mirman from the burning car through a window, said New Hampshire state police colonel, Mark Hall.
ice agent lookin like a chubby lil dork
simpsons meme, a classroom of children and teacher looking on with eager anticipation as if to say "say the line, bart"
david cross as tobias funke in arrested development, white guy with a mustache and glasses looking pale and haggard while wearing a wig of luscious wavy black hair
Claude AI wordmark featuring a many-pointed asterisk that looks exactly like an artistic representation of a butthole, against a beige background
Account for sideeye Sam, profile photo is of a pretty white lady with brown hair, maybe Katy perry? 22.6k followers 85.8k following 375 posts "The resistance will see you now #FBR @anandwrites.bsky.social is my spirit animal. Res ipsa sucks ♥️ sparks will fly ♥️ dms at your peril"
tweet from Mike primavera (@primawesome) My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
an envelope with writing on it that says "5-8, $77" and 77 dollars in cash on a wooden desk like one of those "off the streets" posts police make on facebook
tweet from kristi noem (the cowboy hat lady who sucks) "Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security."
interior of a large room with a pool table in the middle and a tapestry behind it featuring blown-up images of Martin Luther King Jr, Heath Ledger's the Joker, and Mac Miller.
muscular man in black tank top standing over a bowl of cereal. he is holding a spoonful in his right hand and staring down at it. he looks confused or possibly angry
a very very bright full moon clearly visible through a thin layer of cloud. little bit of tree and power line in the bottom foreground
Portland oregon cityscape with Willamette river and steel bridge in foreground. The sun is setting and the pink sky is reflecting vividly on the water.
larry ellison, who looks like a leather demon, and his son david ellison, who looks more like a demon made of some kind of polished sandstone
Career Ellison's career started in acting. His father Larry heavily financed his first major film as an actor, “Flyboys”.[7] It was widely considered a failure.[7] Ellison also acted in Little Fish, Strange Pond, and Hole in One before giving up his acting ambitions and going into the business side of the entertainment industry.[7]
david ellison, an uncanny looking brown hair white guy in a dark colored suit jacket
statement on sort of official-looking but weirdly formatted police union template. Top left: "Vincent Vallelong President" Top right: "Edmund Small Vice President" Center: "Just a reminder that if Will Smith had slapped Betty White for a joke she made (however insensitive), she easily could've fallen backward, cracked her skull and died of a brain bleed. Same with Bob Saget obviously. - Statement from SBA President Vincent Vallelong"
folks this is the most confusing frozen food item I've ever seen. It's a very phallic looking gummi(?) popsicle from the good people at trolli. It really looks like a blue and purple gummi penis. Also there's some branding tie in on the box with world of warcraft that I won't even try to figure out.
cartoon cat wearing sunglasses and a gold chain saying "wait! I am from..."
cover art for the single "gloria" by laura branigan. a young woman with wavy brown hair in a red blouse and black leather pants.
Post on x the everything website from "JoNation" (jonationlive): [Replying to Elon musk] "Respectfully I disagree. If you only knew how much happiness my Teslas have giving (sic) me. The real life friends I've made BECAUSE of owning Teslas and ALL the journeys I've been able to make BECAUSE of FSD. No other car has given me this. Thank you Elon ♥️
white video game font on a blue screen, reading: sleve mcdichael onson sweemey darryl archideld anatoli smorin rey mcsriff glenallen mixon mario mcrlwain raul chamgerlain kevin nogilny tony smehrik bobson dugnutt willie dustice jeromy gride scott dourque shown furcotte dean wesrey mike truk dwigt rortugal tim sandaele karl dandleton mike sernandez todd bonzalez
promo image for THE ROOKIE, an abc police procedural starring nathan fillion
paperback of INTIMACIES, a novel by katie kitamura. the cover is neon pink with some abstract arms and a hint of a face.
bearded guy lifting a skinny brown-haired guy up in the air like he just scored a game winning touchdown or something.
view from underneath a bridge of a river spanned by two other bridges, it's a lovely sunny day and the sun is reflecting brightly off the water.
three humanoid creatures in red tightfitting shirts and shorts whose limbs and heads are all giant human thumbs. it's the thumb thumbs from the movie spy kids if you remember that one.
Constructed from 1925 to 1928, the bridge was named for Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge, the first chairman of the then–Port of New York Authority and a