Brian Fischer

@tweetstheirown.bsky.social

80 Followers 145 Following

Here to make some friends and try to have some laughs. And I quote movies too much. So there’s that.

A utopian society from idiocracy. Monorails, wizard wearing shorts with a glowing orb, and race cars
A lovable carny explains to his son that they were in fact, beaten by the best.
Drunk, evil superman flicks peanuts and destroys liquor bottles in a bar.
Todd Flanders asks Bart Simpson if his source is reliable on the headline he wrote that says Todd Smells
Ned Flanders’ lousy beatnik parents complain to a therapist about how they’ve tried nothing and they’re out of ideas
Prince Humperdink forgets about a previous lie he made to Buttercup
Helen Lovejoy is concerned…
Peter Venkman tells his Ghostbuster friends that he “loves this plan and is excited to be a part of it!”
Uncle Ben tells Spiderman that peace comes through war.
Sad man on an interesting ghost tour raises his hand to ask a question, not to make anyone have their worst day ever
A man screams “what the fuck?!”
The dude says “this is a bummer, man”
Indiana Jones punches a stupid fucking nazi in his stupid fucking face just before killing a dozen more
From True Lies: “What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?”
Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books
Homer telling Marge: But when I do it it’s cute!”
Scene from Mallrats: “oh 15? i thought she was 36!”
Poster for movie Ghost Stories
Trump looks at his statue approvingly
Best friends statue of trump and epstein
Rod and Todd ask Bart “Is your source on this reliable?”
Still image of actresses in the woods from Hunting Wives with Yahoo TV headline that reads, “Everyone’s watching ‘The Hunting Wives.’ Its not just because of the sex.”
Gif from Idiocracy of a man saying ‘cause they pay me every time I do!
Bruce Wayne reads “Mr. E. Nygma”
Judge Doom says “My god, it’ll be beautiful.”
ET Atari games live in the landfill they belong in.
Gif of a cab driver with text “anyone who would pay $50 for a cab…”
Tiny hands of a grown(?) man.
Simpsons, todd asking bart if his source on this is reliable
Steve Martin saying It could’ve worked.”
Gif of a man saying “such a big fan of him he wanted to own his life or something”
A cat sprawled out and sleeping
Bluesky profile of a dork who mass follows people to gain followers. C Stuart Hardwick has 44.9k followers and is following 131.2k accounts
Poster for movie called Ghost Stories
Sticker says Make Money Not Friends
Guy in bed saying “I don’t give a fuck”
Morty saying “You son of a bitch, I’m in!”
Wayne says “ah yes, it’s a lot like Star Trek: the Next Generation”
12’ skeleton on the ground after wind knocked it over
Skeleton wearing Santa hat holding a string of lights by a fence
Note from anonymous neighbor who didn’t approve of a 12’ skeleton being dressed like Santa.
Newspaper gif from Casino, “Sam Rothstein: ‘I’m the Boss!”
Scene from Casino, De Niro says, “well, in a sense, you could say that I am the boss…”
Multiple jigsaw puzzles on a long table
Gif of I Think You You Should Leave angrily shouting “I’m the most popular guy here now”
Screenshot of a post saying bluesky is fun because everyone gets 2,000 or 2 likes, there is no in between, and a reply that says “for those of us in the 2 like territory it is less fun” and that reply has 2 likes, as prophesized.
A dog sits behind the steering wheel of a white grand Cherokee.
Poster for the movie Ghost Stories
A high score of 247,006,530 on Freddy pinball machine