12th is Stupid, Unserious

@twelfth.bsky.social

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No one of consequence. She/they. 40s NB. 🏳️‍⚧️ Comics. TTRPGS. Writing. Occasional lewd talk. Random expressions & microbloggin I think about wizard fights a lot.

Piotr Rasputin, aka Colossus of the X-MEN, raises his palms up in equivocal uncertainty. He is in his organic steel armored form, wearing a white tank top and orange-red wristbands. The image is from an animated show featuring the character. Caption: "Not great. Not terrible."
Monty Python actors as Spanish Inquisition members in ridiculous red cassocks and crosses (and one guy in a WWI crash helmet) cry out, "No one expects the Chicago Inquistion!" Honesly I should have put them in Sox & Cubs jerseys.
Tweet from user @sarathetran on Oct 16, 2022, with a sage question: "If Wolverine got bottom surgery would she rapidly heal into having a beautiful vagina or would her dick sproing back out like a canned snake"
Jason Lee as Tripp Morgan in 'The Residence' (2025, Netflix distr)
Burger King text generator image, essentially a BK ad featuring a pair of disembodied hands holding hamburger. The Burger King logo has been changed to say "Who Is Gonna Do It". The word "IS" is larger than the surrounding words. A slogan is poised above the hamburger stating, "This shit can't go on".
Picture of two novels (incidental inclusion of two zines also seen) on a table: On left: *The Lamb Will Slaughter the Lion*, by Margaret Killjoy. On right: *This is How You Lose the Time War* by Amal El-Mohtar. Zines: "Dysphoria is Total Destroy", Warzone Distro. "POPSEC: Andor", Hakan Geijer.
A transcript of a glitching AI TTS dialogue. The word "what" is repeated multiple times, degrading into a series of the word-fragment "wa", then repeating "what" 3 times before only having the sound of "laughter" interspersed with the word "like".
Two panels of comic book art with replaced dialogue. The art is from Adventure Comics #271, art by Al Plastino. A young Lex Luthor and Superboy are arguing in the ruins of a home laboratory. First panel LUTHOR: Someone tried to assassinate me again! At the same place as Reagan SUPERBOY: Has this sparked any reflection into your life or policies? Second panel: LUTHOR: Of course! They should have pity on me and love all my policies uncritically! SUPERBOY: Thank god I'm not A Daxamite, because bitch you're a lead magnet.
Two panels of comic book art with replaced dialogue. The art is from Adventure Comics #271, art by Al Plastino. A young Lex Luthor and Superboy are arguing in the ruins of a home laboratory. First panel LUTHOR: Someone tried to assassinate me again! At the same place as Reagan SUPERBOY: Has this sparked any reflection into your life or policies? Second panel: LUTHOR: Of course! They should have pity on me and love all my policies uncritically! SUPERBOY: You should visit the Piazzale Loreto, you might learn something. LUTHOR (aside): is there a mcdonalds nearby? SUPERBOY (aside): actually, yes.
Bashir/Garak DS9 "especially the lies" meme format. BASHIR: "You support the wanton destruction of corporate assets as activism?" GARAK: "Direct action is a perfectly valid form of activism. Pressuring economic power to achieve a goal is a venerable route to change." BASHIR: "Even if it undermines the war effort?" GARAK: "Especially if it undermines the war effort!"
A can of Faygo brand Root Beer sitting on a wooden surface. The limb of a Caucasian person is seen in the background. The post is not about them.
Two panels of comic book art with replaced dialogue. The art is from Adventure Comics #271, art by Al Plastino. A young Lex Luthor and Superboy are arguing in the ruins of a home laboratory. First panel LUTHOR: The fire destroyed my enormous stock of flammable goods! SUPERBOY: Maybe you should have paid your employees a living wage. Second panel: LUTHOR: What? This is a catastrophic loss for me and the insurance!! I can't afford- SUPERBOY: Living wages are cheaper than revolution.
Image that declares: The 4th annual Mira Bellweather Buy A Trans Woman a Pizza Day (or other food of her choice). Tuesday march 31st. Honor Mira Bellwether's birthday! Treat a Trans Woman: 1. Ask her what she'd like. 2. Order or send cash. 3. Celebrate!
Video essayist HBomberguy peering out of a hole in floral-print wallpaper and drywall, seemingly on the verge of spouting forth some invective.
Anatoly Dylatov in the HBO miniseries 'Chernobyl'. He is wearing a white technicians uniform looking off to the right of frame with a distasteful expression. The caption reads "Not great. Not terrible."
Zoomed in photo of a neon sign in an apartment window, glowing with pink and red light. The ambient light outside the building and window is dim. The sign reads "HOPE LIVES IN THE DARKNESS."
A picture of renowned director John Waters sitting in a simple chair in the midst of a woodland. He is wearing a green-brown suit.
Still from 'I Saw the TV Glow', a suburban street in pre-dawn light, decorated in chalk marks with a message written in chalk: "there is still time".
Panel from a typewriter monke post. Image is a green outlined stick figure head saying, "I think whatever website you're getting this jargon from is hurting you".
Coose chasing meme format GOOSE: Where is the "theater" located? (Figure marked as DHS is running away from goose.) GOOSE: (Chasing figure) GOOSE: Where is the "theater" located, motherfucker???
GI Robot believes this is what a Nazi would say.
Julia Cotton, played by Claire Higgins in Hellraiser 2 (1988, dir Randel). Julia in this form is a gore drenched, bald and skinless woman wearing a white blouse and holding a lit cigarette. She is smiling at a white man in a suit whose face is turned away from the viewer in profile.
Skeet from trannieoakley.meangirls.online, dated 01/24/2026: "Counting the time until they tell you not to take the bait again."
Reaction image in an 80s/vaporwave style font and graphics stating Damn thats crazy Where are the Epstein Files?
"Close the Gates Meme" format. In this case, the text of the screenshot article is used as the lookout's dialogue. LOOKOUT: "Despite the Success of Rebel Moon..." GATE OPERATOR: "Close the Gates!" LOOKOUT: "...Netflix cancelled 2 Zack Snyder projects." GATE OP: "Open the Gates" LOOKOUT: "Don't worry, more Snyder on the way" GATE OP: "JFC CLOSE THE GATES"
CASTLEVANIA heroes Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, and Alucard Tepes affectionately arranged next to each other, grinning (Alucard doing his best). Trevor and Alucard hold out a roast turkey on a plate toward the viewer, with a little candle lit on it. These are the Netflix animated series versions of the characters. Art by Samuel Deats.
A small yellow sticker in the shape of a star which reads "only cried a little", it has been placed on a blue and aqua plaid flannel shirt.
Modified screenshot of a famous article by The Onion, the "It is Journalism's sacred duty to..." headline which highlighted the hypocrisy of journalists engaging in anti-trans rhetoric. In this case the headline has been modified to read: "It Is Journalism's Sacred Duty to enable billionaire pedophiles at every opportunity".
Hellboy, a stocky devil/demon-esque character (but his horns are broken off or filed down) wearing an open trenchcoat gestures angrily off panel, while holding a mostly empty bottle of rum. Hellboy: "Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons."
Ava, played by Mia Wasikowska, in 'Only Lovers Left Alive' (2013, dir Jarmusch). She's a light skinned white woman with messy dark blonde hair, sitting in a bar wearing sunglasses and white leather wrist length gloves.
The chaparral 2j, a racing car painted in white with the numeral 66 on painted kn the side. The front end looks like a standard racing car, but the back end is a Frankenstein monster of a rectangular box. It looks very incongruent with the normal contours you expect of a racecar.
Simpsons bus driver meme. The Bus driver says: "Don't make me tap the sign" He then taps a sign that says: IT'S ALWAYS A GRIFT"
GI Robot believes that this post represents or reports something that a Nazi might say.
Simpsons Bus Driver Sign Meme. Bus Driver: *wearily* "Don't make me tap the sign." The Bus Driver taps a sign that says "It's Always a Grift."
A real-world photo of a stained glass window depicting a somewhat simplified Pieta. Mary holds the dead body of her son, Jesus, in her hands. Beams of sunlight are depicted as radiating from her head and upper body. Also, as the mother of christ is doing this, she seems to be cradling our savior's massive fucking dong, which has flapped out from his loincloth. I mean, real. Who's among us hath not had our tuck ruined once upon a time? (Upon closer inspection it appears the lord's sausage is intended to be a shadow or thigh muscle definition line of the artwork but the confusion is immediate and obvious.)
Screenshot of Dr. Psycho, from the Harley Quinn animated streaming show. Dr. Psycho is a diminutive masculine figure with a disproportionately large head. He has messy dark hair, a trim van dyke beard, wearing a buttoned tuxedo with a carnation in his lapel. Dr. Psycho is a classic Wonder Woman villain who is generally a misogynist and male chauvinist in his depictions.
Storyboard art from Star Wars Ep 1: The Phantom Menace, scene between a Jedi and Big Jar Jar. Captions are dialogue from 'Leon: The Professional' Jedi: "Revenge is not a good thing. It's better to forget." Big Jar Jar: "Forget?" Big Jar Jar: "After I've seen the outline of my brother's body on the floor, you expect me to forget?"
Promo image for 'White' (1994), part of the Three Colors trilogy by dir Krzysztof Kieślowski. The image features actor Zbigniew Zamachowski kissing a folded envelope or object, while actor Julie Delpy is partially obscured over his right shoulder in a bridal gown and veil. The background is stark white with the title in bold black letters above the figures.
A night time vista of the Dallas skyline and the Trinity River bottoms. The lights of the skyline are bright, along with a gibbous moon on far right near the horizon. The bottoms are barely visible but some moonlit water can be seen. Taken from the Hampton St. Bridge in West Dallas.
Still from Superman 2025 (dir. GUNN), with supes laying defeated in a crater of snow, visually similar to the "Yamcha pose" meme.
Screenshot of a skeet from Polygon, linking to their article, "I think James Gun misunderstands the true nature of Superman: Gun's [sic] Superman shies away from the character's alien nature". The link thumbnail features a still from Gunn's 2025 Superman, where supes is laying in a small crater in the snow.
Macro image caption in a vaporwave/synthwave 80s style font with similar decorative design elements of neon, geometric patterns, and a wireframe grid. The caption reads "Damn Thats Crazy - Where are the Epstein Files?"
A hologram of Sheev Palpatine in a dumb emo hoodie. The caption of dialogue states "I will make it legal by editing a website copy of the Constitution".
Promo image for the 1997 film Two Girls and a Guy, starring RDJ, Heather Graham, and Anastasia Gregson Wagner. The image is just the three leads in casual attire looking at the camera. The image include a stamp indicating that it was promoting the nc17 uncut version of the film.
A smiling Marge Simpson holds a potato in her right hand. The caption reads, "I just think they're a terrible candidate."
A screenshot of a TV interview with David Lynch. The interviewer asks Lynch to elaborate on his prior statement. Lynch (perhaps smugly) refuses to do so.
Theatrical poster for Ryan Coogler's 2025 film 'Sinners'. This features Michael B Jordan's character in dirty undershirt and pants in front of a landscape of shadows, flame, and a dim sun low to the horizon.
Illustration of Ghost Spider (aka Gwen Stacy Spider-girl) in her heroic costume, having faceplanted out of exhaustion. She has a small wisp rising from her head (symbolizing her exhaustion), and gives a thumbs up while holding a trans pride flag. She is set at the extreme bottom of the illustration, the remainder of the image is blank white space.
Screenshot of a Truth Social post by DJT, on June 23, 2025. This reads (in all caps as always), "EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I'M WATCHING! YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON'T DO IT!"
Hawkgirl (Kendra Saunders) shouts "$%#@ YOU, COPS" on a flashback to the BLM protests in which she is participating as a protestor. Hawkgirl is a medium-skinned Cubana who has buzzed her hair down to the scalp, and wears a black BLM shirt. She is not in her heroic costume.
Screenshotn of text from NYT article about SCOTUS uphold trans healthcare ban for minors: "Systematic reviews commissioned by international health bodies have consistently found that the evidence of the benefits of the treatments is weak, as is the evidence on the potential harms. Long term risks can include..." The NYT is printing and keeps printing lies.
Screencap from Wikipedia showing the population of Iran is 92,417,681 (2025 est)
Televangelist prays on stage during a television broadcast. I believe this is Pat Robertson. "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
The Evil Queen from Snow White in her hag/witch guise. She states dead on at the viewer, clad in a black cloak. She has large eyes with tiny green irises, stringy white hair, her face is aged, with a prominent mole or wart on the tip of her nose. She appears to have only one tooth in her mouth. The corner of a stone wall is behind her.
Two panel black and white comic. The left panel shows a white man in a shirt and tie appearing frustrated and liplocked, his arms crossed over his chest as if restraining himself from an outburst. The right panel shows the same man having thrown up his arms, surrendering to his impulse to express exasperation. "I GUESS," he exclaims.
Your result: Submissive Breeder You are a service top, with strong arms for big hugs, domestic vibes, and probably like to spoil the people you love however you can.
Art from @secondlina Crow Time comic. Single panel of comic art which shows a small crow in trans pride colors (predominantly white with blue and pink highlight feathers) scowling at the horizon with determination. A bright blue sky with faint clouds is seen in the background. Crow: ". . ." Crow: "I'm going back...for the others."
A very extensively articulated Godzilla figure is posed screaming at a smaller toy laptop set on a stool. This is likely a tableau set up from a Twitter account that I used to follow that essentially one panel comics using toy figurines and accessories. I don't have the original artists account bc I deleted my Twitter. Sorry.
Crying Wolf, part of the Beauty and the Beast Unit from 'Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots'. She appears as a quadrapedal robot/cyborg in a roughly canine configuration. The overall affect is not unlike a cross between latex drone fetish and petplay bondage that leaves a human on elbows and knees, only ambulatory on all fours. Only with, you know, a railgun strapped to her back.
Rizzo the Rat (a muppet) stands arms outstretched in shock, affronted. He wears an athletic jacket and holds a slice of pizza. He declares, "Why are you booing me? I'm right."