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it/they, cat irl, friend of eggbug does godot & zig, sometimes does art in 2d/3d and makes other stupid shit queer as in weird little freak. kink positive, period. once i conquer executive dysfunction it's over for all you bitches 日本語勉強してます linktr.ee/towai

ecosia search for e261, reached by accidentally typing e261 instead of e621 into the address bar and hitting enter, expecting it to have autocompleted ".net". e261 is evidently ANOTHER food additive but also a series of japanese trains
caption: "Renamon continuing to be the most relatable non binary rep ever by not fucking saying anything lmao" screenshot from digimon tamers of renamon looking down at her tea and cake
renamon wearing tinted glasses and a trenchcoat matching rika nonaka's fit in her introductory scene, though with the sleeves torn off. one paw pulled back and the other thrust forward, it's performing an aerial diamond storm (kouyousetsu (狐葉楔)) in front of a paint swoosh of the nonbinary flag colors (matching renamon's own palette) laid over an abstract blue background consisting of a gradient and some rectangles. the sharp white projectiles it generates have a yellow and purple glow
"when the fajitas come out sizzlin" but it's when the molo is glocky!!!
screenshot of the asthmatic cat in the oxygen doohickey. (an orange cat sat in a water jug which has tubes running from it that are audibly pumping a mist of airborne medicine into the jug, with several holes drilled into the side as well as a flap door cut in, which a person is holding up from out of frame, as well as holding the oxygen chamber still by the stem of the jug.)
an image with the weird shitty brown look of thousands of other clearly ""ai"" generated images with hysterical anti-ai masses yelling at a robot at a computer eating from a bag of tokens. one of the protestors looks like trigglypuff. idk there's a bunch of other bullshit in this image probably but i don't wanna be doing this right now man
a logitech installer for some software/driver. it prompts the user to select a language. the language dropdown is a sea of "12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890".
photographed from within a car, what would be a typical suburban lawn with an abundance of american flags and american-flag-themed decorations, but also many skulls and skeletons dressed up in america-themed attire, including a small pair dressed up as the couple in "american gothic", and a pair of >6ft tall skeletons cosplaying as the statue of liberty and uncle sam. lady liberty is looking directly into the camera.
screenshot of Twitch Live extension showing the streamers DumbDog and DaftHusky live simultaneously. snoo is also there as the settings icon for some reason
twitch chat message by user colossal_cactus: "it's almost sympathetic until you remember he's an insane chud."
You Really ARE Freakier Than a Jean Doe! THEY ARE owogh They've scored 「1422.75pts」 on the AURFTAD! They're ranked #134 on the leaderboard! They are: WREAKING FREAK (1200-1800)! This Point range is for the insane. At this level it may even be inaccurate to refer to your NSFW interests as “sex”. You’re operating on a level that people with a fraction of this score might take days to comprehend. And to the few who score higher than this? They’ll understand but on EVERYONE’S SOULS they should be rarer than an emerald.
Thumb for the latest episode of Tom Scott's England, prominently featuring a ferret looking up at the camera from within a cage. The video is titled "We can't invent a robot better than these ferrets".
aiai's ring racers victory signpost, clearly based on the second image in OP with his stupid dreamworks face
edit of nothing doing comic #1; autumn is in a performance review. boss: "it's starting to seem like you people are eroding the very fabric of western civilzation." autumn: "that's right. panel 2: boss is just looking at them. autumn: "wait, did i lie? i meant to lie."
email push notification reading "fraud event – rsvp by june 3rd"
that Fucking norman rockwell painting ("ode to civil discourse")
stains the dog thousand yard stare
the famed Image of the Person You Want to Create (from the tomodachi life: living the dream overview trailer, blasted to stardom by the ytp "touchy life")
there i am again gary look
blaze the cat is wearing a golden bikini, looking up at the viewer with a subtle blush as if just noticing them looking back, as she laces some golden sandals up her thighs. her golden attire is painted reflective but the image is otherwise unrendered save for minimal crosshatch shading.
#312 minun!
ember can't enjoy her donut (blue-haired green dragon with several piercings and a spiked collar is sitting eating a pink frosted donut, looking up at the viewer as if interrupted)
first-party reupload of classics of game #134 from a day ago, prominently featuring cookie blair in the thumbnail
daxter going "and what about me"
Hilary disappears in order to not answer the question
THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!
Trobbio on a grey bg because bluesky evidently can't handle transparency
bobby hill in black and white with the word DEATH faintly superimposed in highly pixelated serif font, from one of the KOTH Edits
guy thinking "oh man... this doin numbers". it's doing 2 retweets and 3 likes
we taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself —the hard times
frame 2 of the animation with elflin's face real close to the camera
color-coded travel map of the US, heading "US Level 63". Iowa, Oregon and Tennessee are marked as "lived here", ten more states mostly in the Midwest are marked "stayed here", and five states bridging between clusters are marked either "stopped here" or "passed through here". pennsylvania is an isolated "stayed here" out on its own; you'd never guess why
screenshot from when i was filling out a job application. "what is your gender identity?" nonbinary. "do you identify as a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?" no.
baby tulin smoking the low quality blaunt
Discord screenshot of a comment i made in December. "Video Game Myths: Can You [Do A Thing There's Literally An Achievement For Doing]"
Stream screenshot of OutrageousJosh. Onscreen there is a Tetris board made of various objects from Jak and Daxter such as crates and barrels, with Sentinel Beach in the background, and he's in the facecam looking focused.
ARe YoU FUcKiNg stuPID? Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island.
that clip from digimon the movie. davis, sobbing: "that's the saddest story i ever heard." lenee's mom from rapsittie street kids is edited in over willis. "come on, it's christmas," she says. "cheer up." "okay!"
a heart-shaped locket opening with a picture of cassie dragontales and reading "cassie my beloved"
Adorabat shown next to a depiction of 5 apples (scaled to the height ruler based on a relatively large apple of 9.2cm or 3.2 inches and the assumption that Mao Mao is 3 feet tall rather than 3 meters). The top of the fourth one up the stack is about level with the top of her head.
tumblr screenshot, birlinterrupted, april 20, 2021. quote: i dont know why people are like 'we need to bully people so they are more normal' when if the internet has been anything its been a series of longitudinal studies showing that prolonged large scale bullying tends to lead people to becoming increasingly weird, paranoid, sometimes off-putting, traumatized, emotionally troubled, ethically disregulated, etc. even unethical modalities like behaviorism don't focus exclusively or primarily on punishment. like people should literally just be honest and say they want more bullying because they like to do it and have fun hurting other people end quote
anakin about to kill some younglings
i'm not trying to argue or clap back or whatever their music meant a ton to me too this whole topic just stresses me the fuck out since i was like, actively participating in their forum at the time. maybe a decade is enough time to leave it behind if you believe them but the whiplash of that whole situation had way too much an effect on me to go touching that stove again
Ben Bailey in the short "They're Made Out of Meat". The caption reads: "they are made out of meat".
Screenshot of Husk and Niffty from Hazbin Hotel, with Niffty's face/eye obscured by (mostly offscreen) Angel Dust's hand. Along the bottom is the Monsters, Inc logo.
lisa simpson with long as fuck bunny ears
Boxley, a scruffly and stockier red-eyed red-furred yinglet with slicked-back hair, cream countershading and wings is looking anxious while Zenoby, a tall, slender white yinglet in somewhat matriarchal-looking garb is looking smugly down at him
Some dull dark brown yinglet with curly whiskers, a pink snout, medium-length hair with purple-blue highlights, many stripes and wearing a light-blue tail ribbon with bells, propositioning Brakka for about the 9th time that day. Brakka is not too pleased
The back of a plush of Achilles (grey-and-blue cat from the webcomic Hello From Halo Head) that's lying face-down on bedsheets, dressed in the new sailor outfit. his tail is seen sticking out above the waistband of the skirt, necessitating that it dip underneath and expose some of his butt.
hornet hollowknight asking you what an "effort noises compilation" is