Craig!

@twistatron.bsky.social

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He/Him. Proud weirdo/freak/dork. You should watch One Piece.

Hunt: Showdown 1896 is woke because it contained pro-DEI, pro-LGBTQ+ and pro-immigration messaging. Out of place diversity in a late 19th century setting. Improbably female, Black and immigrant bounty hunters.
Screenshot of my FFXIV character giving a thumbs up, she's a female hrothgar with dark purple hair and pink highlights
Screenshot of the queue for the Gilded Araya trial in FFXIV. I've been in the queue for over an hour and I'm the only person in the party.
Saddam Hussein outline meme
OpenTTD screenshot of a town named Drayton St. Leonard. The town is small, but the player has built multiple transport links in and out and has built their headquarters there.
Screenshot of OpenTTD. The player is running a pink company named Ultra Mega Giga Transport Inc, with an extremely 80s looking female manager named Barbara Windsor. A HQ has been built in a town called Sonditch.
A banner at the top of the Bluesky feed revealing that the World Cup is happening now
One Piece character poll screenshot of The Piercing Sisters (Zoro's Anthropomorphised earrings)
My broken leg in a hospital splint
Irvine Auto Center billboard - Pls Buy Car (I need job). There are two crying emojis on this enormous billboard.
Metropolitan Drinking Fountain & Cattle Trough Association
Ahead of the Curve achievement from WoW: Midnight's current raid tier
Will Forte in the Tim and Eric Lazy Horse sketch saying "I'm a demon"
An online form entitled "Sexual Orientation". The options are No, Not Disclosed, and Yes.
One Piece character poll, showing that I voted for Nico Robin today
My Goodness Why Didn't I Think of That
World of Warcraft loading screen featuring each Kalimdor faction leader
Buggy D. Clown
Two videos posted within an hour of each other about the Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes
Two legendary rarity cards from the FFTCG, Ashe and The Demon
>Epstein is the reason this site exists >Epstein is the reason I'm a racist chud >I could be a normal working my 9 to 5 watching Marvel >Completely oblivious to everything and happy >But no >Epstein manipulated my entire psyche >'m basically Shigaraki and Epstein is All for One Imagine waking up and getting faced with the possibility that your hateful ideologies were all crafted by the Goku of pedophiles and you wasted 1/8th or more of your life Reaction image is a shocked Charlie from Smiling Friends.
Scalped boxes of the new One Piece set selling for 500 each
RM Brown thumbnail for a video titled Megyn Kelly Goes ULTRA VIRAL. In the thumbnail, he has heavily edited his own face to have huge eyes and a warped frown. The thumbnail text says "Strange woman loses mind" in a white scrawl and the background is flames and an image of Megyn Kelly
Screenshot of One Piece TCG Sim, I'm running a degenerate Reiju deck against a Mihawk player, I have a 10 cost Buggy the Clown in my hand, against all meta logic
Koby receiving a massive injection of hope
Alloy of Law by Brandon Sanderson
Hand on shoulder meme
Alt art Boa Hancock One Piece card, it's pretty and only a little bit gooner
Koby receiving a massive injection of hope. He's wearing the Fell For It Again award
Photograph of a One Piece TCG game in progress. The person taking the photo is playing a Yellow Jewelry Bonney deck, the person in the background is playing a Black Imu deck. It's unclear in the image who is winning, but it will end badly for Yellow.
Tourist meme for Coerthas Western Highlands, home of the
Screenshot of upcoming One Piece Trading Card Game cards. One of the cards is simply named "Girl"
Silvers Rayleigh Don card where the speech bubble is cut off, so it says "want to be roper"
OPTCG Sim screenshot with Blue Purple Reiju, a ridiculous amount of cracker warriors and 4 10 cost Buggy cards, amongst other tech options
Orange man from House
Manga rare "Come on!! We'll Fight You!!" One Piece card
Screenshot of Puzzle Pirates
November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing
A comparison of Nojiko from One Piece from 1999 and 2025. In the 1995 images she is dark skinned while in the 2025 images she is milky white.
My character Felisae, a 2d sprite character with pigtails, sunglasses, monster feet and a grinning skull shield. Most prominently, she is wielding a sword that features the impaled corpse of an old lady. It covers the majority of the sprite and looks insane.
"Bill Gates warns AI will take over most jobs and leave humans working just two days a week"
The cover for Tamsyn Muir by Gideon the Ninth. The character on the cover has red hair, sunglasses and a face painted like a skull. She wears black robes, wields a rapier and knuckle knives. Skeletons explode around her. The quote at the bottom of the cover reads "Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!" - Charles Stross.
Peter Molyneux article quote: "Masters of Albion is a redemption title for me," says Peter Molyneux, who also calls it his final game: "I'm 66, working as hard as I ever have, and I just haven't got the life energy left to do this again."
Aye-aye
Flabber and the Hillhurst House Monsters action figures from Beetleborgs. The figures are named Little Ghoul, Mums, Count Fangula, Flabber, Frankenbeans and Wolfgang Smith.
A beautiful art piece showcasing my D&D players Abraxus (Elf Paladin) Nix (Changeling Ranger in elf form), Raine (Triton Sorcerer) and Roanen (Drow Cleric). In the background are each of their main antagonists and they're surrounded by images that reflect key moments in the campaign.
Low quality Hideo Kojima thinking
A screenshot from Naruto Kai, paused in VLC player. The subtitles on screen say "I WANNA KILL MYSELF". Nobody is speaking in this scene, implying the subtitler just added these words.
Hulk Hogan's 2018 tweet on the left: Hulk Hogan: Damn Bam I wish you were still with us, I sure would love to hang out again my brother love u miss u HH Bam Margera: I'm alive brother but miss u too! Bam Margera's 2025 tweet on the right: Bam Margera: Damn Hulk I wish you were still with us, I sure would love to hangout again my brother love u miss u BM
Big Joel's post about Contrapoints. Beneath it, a user is in the thread arguing about Hitler and the Weimar Republic.
An in game item description called The History of the Universe by @ChrisAndJack. "Millenia after the fall of humankind, a father tells his son the history of the Universe."