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I am the false equivalence of myself. (Pronouns: She/Devil). Works in Tech. Reads Wicked Books. Nonchalantly Persuasive. #Neurodivergent #SubaruOwner #HorrorFan #Liberal #Gamer #Queer #Witch #Baker #GenX #Tired 💙📚🌈

“We bombed Iran.”

No, you bombed Iran, Donnie.

We were over here trying to figure out how to afford groceries, dodge rent hikes, and glue the economy back together with expired coupons and prayer.

Nobody in America said, “Hey, let’s kick off WW3 this weekend.” That was all you, throwing a tantrum because you got dog-walked by a foreign leader and couldn’t handle the bruised ego.

Your own national security team told you Iran wasn’t close to a nuke — but nah, why listen to facts when you can flex and drag 330 million people into your mess?

You isolated us from the world, set fire to diplomacy, and now the American people are left mopping up your disaster with leaky buckets on a sinking ship.

So let’s be clear — there is no ‘we’ in this.

You wanted the war.
You lit the match.

And now we get the bill, the body bags, and the consequences.