twll

@twll.xyz

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Friendly, Welsh European internet bull from the UK đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸŽó §ó ąó ·ó Źó łó żđŸ‡ȘđŸ‡ș🇳🇮og jeg lĂŠrer norsk (alle trenger en hobby). I’m queer/ace, autistic, platform agnostic, and quite geeky. Recovering graphic designer. Maker of internets. Find me elsewhere: https://bovin.es/@twll

A pile of small stickers. They’re designed to look reminiscent of the NASA logo, but they instead say YEET. My character (an anthropomorphic bull) is being flung across the logo)
Three images: the first of a footballer with two legs kicking a ball, captioned with “feetball”. The second of the same footballer, but now they are missing a leg, the caption reads “football”. The last image is the same footballer, but now they have no legs and are floating midair and the caption now says “ball”.
A graph showing my average weight by month across the past year. Starting at about 135kg and swooping down to just about 100kg.
The tool you trust all day everyday.
A reference sheet for a male gnoll character. Shown from all angles with a selection of goofy facial expressions on one side. He’s called Eikrím. Old Norse would have you believe that was a combination of the words for oak and for the sort of surface frost apples due to a rapid snap of cold.
A modified version of the Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad explains something. Calvin’s dad: Listening to indie rock? I'll show you something interesting. The two types of indie rock are 'Upset About Something' and 'Stomp Clap Hey!' All indie rock falls into these two categories: Radiohead? Upset About Something. Mumford and Sons? Stomp Clap Hey!. Calvin: Yeah... Calvin’s dad: Royal Blood is Upset About Something and Of Monsters And Men is Stomp Clap Hey!. Despite sounding like Upset About Something, Bastille's 'Pompeii' is in fact a barely disguised Stomp Clap Hey!. The final frame is Calvin not being able to sleep.
Meme format: a skeleton weightlifting. Text: Microsoft is a corporation that turns “Microsoft CEO claims 30% of its new code is written by AI” into “Our commitment to Windows quality”.
Dolphin!!!!
DĂ©cor in a New Zealand McDonalds. It reads “the world is your playground”.
They’re the same picture.
Three bottles of Kevin Murphy branded toiletries assembled into a wall mounted holder. The design of the bottle features a prominent embossed K. Once lined up and secured, the bottles spell out KKK.
A pale sunset over Lake Rotorua.
Two mannequins in a Mountain Warehouse. They were having a good day. But then he had to mention the sister-in-law is engaged again. Alright, we all get it, she has a consistently poor choice in husbands, but stop going on about it, Terry. We all know you’d rather be with her. Divorce will be inevitable, it’s just a matter of time. For everyone.
A New Zealand road sign for a motorway exit that reads: “Cambridge Hautapu” It’s funny because it’s well documented that Sam Reich is from Cambridge, Massachusetts”. It might not seem it from this skeet, but I’m actually very funny.
A sign for “Whatawhata Bakery”
A seagull!
A screenshot of Apple Maps. A body of water is featured, the label reads "The Queen Mother Reservoir". It's funny because she was a prolific gin drinker. She stank of it. She's probably perfectly pickled by now.
A sign: “I’m Extending”
A picture of a public address speaker. The caption reads “*ffzzzztt* Can Sam Altman please report to the wood chipper room? Sam Altman to the wood chipper room. Thank you.”
The past six months showing more granular detail of the weight slide.
A screenshot from Apple Health showing my average weight each month in 2025 starting in the high 122kg range, getting up to 134kg in July. From then it drops to 109kg by December. Annotations: Feb: figured out milk intolerance Upward trend from Feb to July: rapid weight increase due to diet change Aug: started Mounjaro Downward plummet to end of year: this line matches my finances from having to pay for the drug out of pocket
A massage gun and a potato masher waiting to be combined in unholy matrimony.
A cup and saucer with spoon and a little packet of butter.
Ooh look at my fancy red briefcase. It’s so important it throbs and aches with swollen paperwork. Mmmf I’m so full of budget, yum.
A sign of a red line through a croissant.
The Falkirk wheel. Wheeeeeee!
A kelpie! Aaaaaa!
Baroness Karen Bradley saying “You enjoyed that, didn’t you, girls?”
A bull/werewolf hybrid. Don’t ask about the socks.
A graph showing my weight change since July. It’s going down sharply.
CĂ©line Dion est au tĂ©lĂ©phone. Elle semble profondĂ©ment inquiĂšte. Sa veste en cuir est Ă©lĂ©gamment drapĂ©e sur ses Ă©paules. La lĂ©gende indique, en français : “I’m telephoning the police”
Butter people.
Long cat is long.
An anthro bull sits in a long grass field and takes a deep breath.
A Trunki is a small wheeled suitcase that a child can ride on. This one is themed like me.
“White and sparkle in hardest to reach places”
“No mess!”
Bright orange con t-shirt featuring art by Rick Griffin. It’s sealed in a bag.
GEKKER GEKKER GEKKER IT’S FOGS GEKKER BOOBA
Stitch! But huge.
A green baseball cap. It says “I just really really really love bread”. It is the best hat.
Cow me, but angular!
A plane.
A DeWalt shop vac. This is under selling somewhat the intensity of the thing. I mean it goes HARD. Imagine a pooty pooty little Henry vacuum cleaner but give it fully automatic weapons, a battery of surface to air missiles, and have it be piloted by a tiny anime twink. This thing is compensating. It can suck up wet spills, entire dust storms, and an the contents of the average car boot sale and still crave yet more devastation.
A map of the Hard Rock Stadium car park in Miami. It's quite wiggly. I really do need that photo of the Okeechobee Rd Home Depot car park but I can't say why. They won't let me tell you.
Midland bank griffin savers badge. A yellow, beaked creature looks lightly pleased in the centre of this button badge.
Jeddah Cornish Pasty Street Circuit. Flaky, stuffed with meat and gravy, and full of carbon fibre for tip top digestive health.
An illustration of an anthro bull and anthro shepsky with arms around each others' waists looking into the camera.
It's the Bahrain International Circuit. Viewers on Sky Glass, Sky Stream and Sky Q can press off on the remote at any time to silence David Croft.
A squiggle with numbers. Incomprehensible jokes are positioned at every turn.
Big :)
A video of the bracket being removed and put back on the tablet and then being slid over to the opposite side.