Twyxted Mind

@twyxtedmind.bsky.social

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36 years old, she/her, giant nerd, Professional Monkey for Hire

A floor fan angled upward by having the front-most "feet" sit on a flat toolbox. The fan is stationed at the landing of a flight of stairs leading into the basement, blowing cool air from the basement into the rest of the house above. Somehow it works.
A grid displaying the posters' favourite human characters in Pokemon. The favourites are listed as follows: Misty (Kanto), Clair (Johto), Zinnia (Hoenn), Cynthia (Sinnoh), Iris (Unova), Diantha (Kalos), Guzma (Alola), Raihan (Galar), Cylenne (Hisui), Eri (Paldea), Hop (Rival), Professor Sada (Professor), Ryme (Gym leader), Rika (Elite 4), Cynthia again (Champion), May (Protagonist) Olivia (Kahuna) Jessie (Villain), Lucy (Battle Facility), Raifort (Other), Arven (Story), N (Reminds me of myself), Cynthia once more (Overall fav), Elaine (Looks like me), and Ghetsis (FUCK THAT GUY)
A magpie with white-grey feathers where the black feathers typically are. This particular mutation is commonly called a "ghost magpie" and they're startlingly common in Edmonton
A Safeway with a raven standing on the corner of the building
On the right hand side is a standard fork. On the left hand side is a very large baby carrot. The Babysitter Carrot returns.
A bag of baby carrots. On the right you can see the poster's hand holding up a carrot as long as the bag is tall.
The CD "Ado: Uta's Songs One Piece Film Red". The art depicts Uta and Ado performing for a crowd together while Luffy vibes with the music in the background. Uta is a young woman with bicoloured hair (the hair on her left side is white, and the hair on her right side is red) done up to resemble a bow, gold headphones with a blue-green ring on the earpiece, a white sleeveless minidress with a black ribbon and buttons on front and red and white wings extending from the back, blue-green chunky bracelets on her right hand and a blue armsock on her left hand, which is holding a microphone. Ado, standing behind Uta, has blue hair and is wearing a long dark-coloured jacket with a white shirt with ruffled sleeves and a blue rose neck piece. Luffy is wearing an open long-sleeved red button-up shirt, displaying a massive X-shaped scar on his torso, with his signature straw hat dangling on his back through a string around his neck. There are silhouettes of hands from a cheering crowd below them and glimpses of the backing band can be seen behind them. Never in a million years did I think I would find any kind of Ado music at the fucking Sunrise records, and yet there's the fucking One Piece album of all things.
A small Christmas tree stands off-center. There is a deer somewhat hidden right behind it, while another deer stands in front. Beside all of this stands Godzilla. Godzilla is a bipedal reptilian kaiji with bony dorsal plates running down his back. This particular Godzilla has bright red eyes glaring right at the viewer and his dorsal plates are a whiteish blue, indicators that he is about to fire his Atomic Breath. Hope you were good this year.
A beaver-shaped wooden climbing structure complete with a beaver face, webbed feet, and a flat tail stands on a rubber playground surface surrounded by climb-able logs and ropes.
A photograph of two magpies, one in the foreground on a sidewalk, and one in the background in a parking lot. The parking lot magpie has the standard magpie colouration of black head and wings and white belly with iridescent blue-green tailfeathers. The sidewalk magpie is primarily grey and white, with the head being grey and most of its body being white. This is an uncommon mutation known as a "ghost magpie", the result of imperfect albinism.
Bathroom mirror Selfie of the OP wearing a big green cloak and a rubber deer mask
An illuminated sign consisting of the word "Zellers" mounted above a store of the same name. You can see some of the inside of the store, including mannequins, balloons, and "Grand Opening" signage. Much of the decor is red and white, befitting Zellers' colour scheme.
A bowl, ice cream tub, and margarine tub all containing Saskatoon berries, all insidd a kitchen sink. Saskatoon berries are berries that largely resemble blueberries, although some are noticeably red, except they are sweeter and typically have larger seeds.
A Meowth hat that is absolutely covered in buttons and pins depicting various video game characters, mostly Pokémon
Prints depicting an Espeon and a purple cupcake, Ho-oh approaching Ilex Shrine, and Team Rocket Miku from the PV for Party Rock Eternity
Three postcards, each depicting one of Animethon's mascots. The top one shows the Edmonton Convention Center with Sora (blue dragon) on the left corner and Ryu (red dragon) on the right. The middle one features a blond girl with a hoodie and bottoms evoking Asuka Sohryu's plug suit. The bottom has a green haired boy wearing a hoodie and a shirt that evokes Shinji Ikari's plug suit.
Another view of the small prints, this time including Lombre and Lotad, a lovingly detailed Ramen meal, and fruit, vegetables, and herbs from Breath of the Wild
Buttons, pins, stickers, acrylic charms, a key holder, a ribbon, a sticky note pad, and an iron-on Team Rocket patch. The acrylic charms depict Ho-oh, Giratina, Hisuian Zorua, and Shadow Lugia. The pins depict a dragon with asexual flag colours, Splatoon-styled squid and octopus with the same, Murkrow, and a T. Rex. The buttons feature Yoshi, baby Yoshi, Charizard, an ace flag coloured paw, Espeon, and a shark emerging from a doughnut with ace flag icing. The ribbon shows a knight setting out on a quest and saying "Time for an adventure!". The notepad shows a rainbow over a mountain valley. The Hoothoot visible is a key cover.
A bag of a snack labeled "Caramunchies", clusters of caramel covered cornflakes. The flavour is plain caramel
A bowl, margarine tub, and ice cream tub all filled with water and Saskatoon berries. Saskatoon berries largely resemble blueberries, though some red berries are seen in each container
A t-shirt depicting three wolves howling at the moon. That's right, this is in fact THE Three Wolf Moon Shirt. Bask in its splendor.
A department store section, but instead of clothes or other goods there is an array of mannequins on display with a variety of body types and colours. The mannequins also have price tags.
A sign on a grocery shelf that reads "Most needed food bank item" at the top and "Purchase today and donate" at the bottom. Between the bottom and top texts is an artistic render of boxed and canned groceries.
Grey t-shirt depicting a silhouette of the Pokémon Espeon. Below Espeon are simple water waves and behind it are a yellow sun, teal palm frond, and blue 80's triangle.
Video opens on a scene of Judge Judy on a plasma-screen TV with closed captioning. Shot slowly pans to a white woman, my Mom, sitting on the couch engrossed in her phone. Audio from the phone indicates that she's watching a Different episode of Judge Judy on her phone. Shot pans back to the TV, and then back to Mom on the couch and the video ends.
A copy of the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door sits on top of a Hawaiian shirt. The base colour of the shirt is dark blue and the pattern is kelplike leaves that are red, mint green, blue, olive green, and purple.
A picture commemorating that the user, Twyxted Mind, is Bluesky user number 662,430 to celebrate Bluesky reaching ten million users
A blue Hawaiian shirt with a pattern that features toucans, flamingos, Popsicles, pineapples, watermelons, watermelon slices, cacti, and tropical leaves
A collection of souvenirs, including four t-shirts, six pairs of socks, Texas and toucan keychains, a bunch of rocks, an ounce of titanium, a special Texas Capitol coin, a carved dragon skull, a necklace, a sticker and plushes of Tyranitar, Sirfetch'd, and a bat
A picture of four rainbow coloured metal pinwheels at a park in Round Rock