txlawyer

@txlawyer.bsky.social

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Blue State TX lawyer. The header photo is both real and a metaphor. Doomsplainers and NeverDem lefties get blocked for abject uselessness.

Cleavon Mitchell takes himself hostage in Blazing Saddles.
Workers putting trump's name on top of the Kennedy Center with cranes and lifts, as opposed to currently taking it down by tediously constructing scaffolding to get up there.
Moses Breaking the Tablets of the Law (Rembrandt)
Col. Lockjaw, about to receive his retirement package.
Book cover of L. Ron Hubbard's Mission Earth, featuring a fist holding the Earth that looks very similar to Mushroom-Dick's dumb participation trophy.
Scotty heroically gathers tribbles in defiance of his missing middle finger disability.
Jeff Clark handcuffed in his undies, and not in a fun way.
I muted content I do not need.
Screenshot showing search results without all the AI garbage by adding "-ai" at the end of the Google search term. It works!
That's the joke.