T.X. Watson

@txwatson.com

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The actor who plays T.X. Watson on the internet. Rhetoric PhD student at [I have been advised not to specify for legal reasons]. I had 50 million followers on TikTok

Photo of T.X. Watson holding a calligraphic note that reads "The only thing we know it's good at is tricking people into believing it's good at doing things."
Shares of ownership in T.X. Watson's immortal soul, packaged for shipment
Tweet that reads "Girl at a party asked to see my YT recommendations because 'it's a good test for red flags' and this was the first recommendation I had." Video depicted is "What if Big Bird exploded in the Challenger disaster?" From the channel AlternateHistoryHub
Squarespace contact form saying my message has to be 256 characters or fewer
Text: Let us reaffirm democracy (government by interference, by distrust) over against Fascism (regulation by a "benevolent" central authority—society based upon virtue, which is too flimsy a base, since it requires [a] that people be too consistently virtuous, [b] that the virtuous be also the … (continued in next image)
One text block clamped up with PVA glue drying on the spine, another bound and trimmed book on a table labeled "Severance season 1 transcripts"
Paper on a felt pin board that says "If something wants to kill you, you make it do the work. Murdering you should at the very least ruin the murderer's day."
An email from Google workspace informing me that my account is being given access to NotebookLM Plus, another AI application, as a core service.
T.X. Watson requesting to join @skylight.social's beta for a tiktok-like structure built on AT protocol
A screenshot of the notification announcing that tiktok is unavailable.
Post from Merriam-Webster reads "take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever word you land in is your word for 2025. Godspeed." The screenshot is stopped on the word "Rampage."
A highlighted passage, which reads: "The rhetorical theoretical is condemned not only to being constantly reminded of formal logic but also to having to hear ad nausem about dialectic. No one really knows what dialectic is, but it is an excellent word to use to bait the rhetorician. It suggests a domain of purer, more rigorous, more powerful arguments lying beyond the messy arena in which rhetoric holds away. But the nature of dialectic is obviously in need of clarification. Dialectic cannot simply be whatever private preserve a philosopher may set up for arguments that he wishes to exempt from attack."
Handwritten note on the last page of a manuscript, which reads, in all caps, "fuck, I need to use secondary world, motherfucker, fuck"
All 26 pages of the first draft of the paper I've been writing for days
A passage of an academic paper explaining that if James Acaster, the subject of the paper, were reading it, he might find it funny if at that particular point the paper abruptly and nonsensically argued that a section of one of his specials clearly betrayed a psychosexual fixation on his mother.
A blurred section of a paper, the only clear text reading "Acaster's reference to his parents' bed in the hot chocolate routine reveals a psychosexual fixation on his mother, which he sublimates into his audience in the form of religiously charged aggression.
A highlighted passage of text that reads "It may be that an art reliant on short bursts for its structure needs a full-blown theory of anticlimax to elucidate the unity of its form; nevertheless, I am unable to venture one here."
24 four by six inch index cards covered in multicolored handwriting
Partially finished embroidery of a severed hand on a purple shirt
Diagram of a wall with framed blocks of text connected by colorful lines. Header reads "memetic engines of anticapitalism"
Index cards taped to a wall with lines between them like a conspiracy board. Header reads: "glamours are the shifting localized worldviews that we create and adopt in particular contexts to make sense of the world and connect with other people."