Tyler, from the Internet

@tylerfromtheinternet.com

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Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity. Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him Seattle

the dude as he says you're not wrong, walter, you're just an asshole
a perry bible fellowship comic out of context, just a single panel of an old timey guy in the wild west in suspenders and a bowler and an old mustache saying "fellas I gotta say this is some of the most fucked up shit"
A three panel comic modified. A dog with a toy in its mouth. "Have fun?" the bluesky hand reached for it, and the dog gets mad. "No joke!" The dog is even more emphatically cross. "Only fun."
a husky looking serious: "sometimes I think," and then smiling: "and then I stop"
screenshot from the new Avengers Doomsday trailer. Thor is looking at someone off screen. He says "It's not possible."
an artificial eye, either for a doll or something else, is made with a process that involves slicing it open, so it looks like a blue ball at first and then it is sliced into and an eye is revealed and it's gross and disturbing
charlise theron jumping in aeon flux, looking very goofy and out of it. she's jumping away from "this conversation" toward "whatever, maybe my death"
a handwritten standing road sign held in place by a rock in front of shady looking CVS pharmacy: ANDREA EAT BEANS WITH ME
John Cleese at a desk situated outside, his arms crossed oddly: and now for something completely different
This image is from the 1980s anime series Cat's Eye, featuring the character Hitomi Kisugi, playing with her dark hair and saying "one bad vibe and I'm out" over her shoulder
trump from the spain clip put into return of the king during the you bow to know one scene
Bearded Fox Mulder wryly saying "let's just say I want to believe"
Jim Gordon: What About Escalation Batman: Escalation?
Gonna echo @figgityfigs.bsky.social and say that the pile-on thing really reflects the follower base you build, WHICH IS UP TO YOU. One thing I love love love about the people who follow me is that they are exceedingly normal and generally will not pile on anyone quote. Please don't do it!
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the bald kid from the matrix who says there is no spoon
a drawing of a banana looking worried "please don't ask me to do anything" "i'm literally just a nearsighted banana" "bananas can't even cry I'll just rot" "can't you just do it"
superman holding bizarro's hand. Superman is labeled "US in their propaganda" and bizarro is labeled "US in real life"
You're projecting so hard I bet if I shoved a Blu-ray up your ass we could watch it on IMAX" from the show Glitch
lieutenant Commander la forge pointing
the whole rug!
my place. orange bedspread, cassette tape wallpaper, a nice little couch, green and orange tiger rug, desk and lots of lego flowers
Universe has no sense of direction and isn't going anywhere particular, scientists confirm
Kirk, dressed sort of like he's in uniform even though he's not, stands next to Spock, who is dressed like a student from Berkley who did a little too much LDS. Kirk is asking "is that a lot?" a reference to his glasses, that mccoy gave him for his birthday, and will do again that's the beauty of it.
nathan bedford forest stars in the worst statue you've ever seen, he looks in sane
the other right wing dude from the change my mind meme. "That looks like absolute shit, change my mind" and I've added "do me next" as well. Crowder, right? That guy. Fuck that guy.
a pink pepsi bismol like a Pepsi but it's Pepto bismol. gross
spaceballs 2 movie poster, which is just the comb in the desert from the first one making the number 2 in the sand
Mitch McConnell sitting fully clothed in a seeming chair with pillows with Elaine Chao next to his chair in a rumpled white shirt on.
the slaps the hood of the car meme, but the guy slapping the car is me and the car is also me
a monkey wraps his tail and then the rest of himself around a laying down cat and gives the pussy a little kiss
Ayo Edebiri wearing a "Do Not Talk To Me About Al, I Will Kill Myself" shirt and also a mask
the patriarch of the proudfoots at bilbos party shouting proudFEET but I turned it to bigFEET
a picture of a men's wearhouse but the word men has gone out in the lit lettered sign, so it looks like it just says sWearhouse
a drawing from hyperbole and a half of a brain happily shouting no!
nord vpn man from the problematic internet historical channel's ads
ron Burgundy yelling into a mirror, presumably at people nearby
bb Anakin skywalker aka future garth blader in a pod fighter saying now this is praxis like a little baby. his helmet and goggles look stupid. he is nine years old.
DADDY'S HOME, the white house tweets, with a picture of Trump Standing on the NATO OTAN stage during the Ankara summit thingy
A Newspaper that reads "Mitch MCconnell was alive hours before he died"
Chiti from the Good Place anxiously saying "Okay, but that's worse. You do see how that's worse, right?"
Michael Tracey @mtracey Good luck being a heterosexual male Democratic candidate anymore with even a whiff of anything but the most pristine romantic/dating history, because wherever you might fall on the party's ideological spectrum, the minute you hit national notoriety, the knives are coming out hard
the dad from walk hard in a house robe sitting in a rocking chair pissed the wrong kid died
the cast of spin city and mamdani from that pic
o it begins to look, if we examine history, as if our first American president George Washington was a unique individual; not only capable of leadership but personally modest, shrinking from ostentation, pomp; he declined being King, insisting upon "president" which would not be Show more Quote Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates · 7h if "communists" are persons living in "communes" there are probably a few in the US likely living in convents or monasteries; otherwise, none. communism is a thoroughly failed/discredited political idea of the 20th century some will say was never given a chance, ruined by the x.com/factpostnews/s… Hopeful🍄Pessimist @MineAndDine1204 He personally owned human beings, Joyce. 6:37 AM · Jul 4, 2026 · 6,792 Views person in 2026 thinking that, in the 1770's, most rich landowners were not slaveholders & thus very bad folks by 2026 standards; seeming to think that, since Washington was a man of his time, & everyone then was bad, there should have been no first US President at all. Quote Hopeful🍄Pessimist @MineAndDine1204 · 7h Replying to @JoyceCarolOates He personally owned human beings, Joyce. Carmi Cason @CarmiCason Imo, whether an aristocrat in any culture is a slaveowner depends largely on the character or competence of the aristocrat - or the interference or incentives of other aristocrats (See St. Clare’s description of the slave system in Uncle Tom’s Cabin).
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a weird grumpy lil guy with a million middle fingers
from the big Lebowski, the cop cracking up over asking if there are any leads
"HA HA HA, Oh wow" is an expression that is used to mockingly express disbelief and astonishment, most notably in the form of a two-pane reaction image based on a comic strip from The Adventures of TinTin. The Internet culture wiki Oh Internet claims that the phrase “Ha Ha Ha, Oh Wow” first gained notoriety on 4chan circa 2007 with a two-pane comic taken from a 1950 edition of the daily cartoon series The Adventures of TinTin in which the character Captain Haddock laughs hysterically at the idea of a person landing on the moon
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Joo Dee smiling at the camera as she lies
the badly drawn "i'll do it again" goofy
watto from episode 1
bebe from kill Bill, bill is handing her a sandwich
Spiderman clinging to avengers tower looking out at NYC saying this
a bisexual design, its oval and kind of a shooting star thing in bisexual colors and then in next gen font it says "everyone's bi in space" and it's an enamel pin and a sticker
DEAN CAIN CHAD RIDGELY KEVIN SORBO LOOKING AT YOU
a dude stands in front of a food truck saying normal ad words, but there's a circle with a still jpg of boobs that follows him around so at first it looks like he has boobs