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Screenshot of a Google Gemini AI prompt "What kind of creature is this!?" accompanied by 3 images of a black dog laying flat on the orange tiled floor of a coffee shop. The reply by the LLM says "That is an incredibly rare, highly elusive specimen known to biologists as the Splat-Legged Kitchen Guardian (or, in layman's terms, a dog doing a magnificent full-body "sploot"). Specifically, this little side-eye champion looks like a poodle mix (often called a "doodle"), likely something along the lines of a Cockapoo, Cavapoo, or a miniature Havanese/Maltipoo mix given the wavy, low-shedding dark grey and black coat with that adorable white patch on the chest. Diagnostic Traits Visible Here: The Side-Eye: A defense mechanism used to monitor kitchen activity without moving a single muscle. The Sploot: Notice how the back legs are completely pancaked out flat behind them? That maximizes belly-to-tile contact, a classic technique for keeping cool on a warm floor. The Appliance Blend-In: They have perfectly camouflaged their coat to match the shadows underneath the commercial ice machine/stainless steel table, ensuring they are perfectly positioned to intercept any dropped food. A highly efficient, 10/10 good creature."
Outdoor photo at night shows a wooden slatted board covered in small white papers with handwritten messages, alongside a large cardboard sign with a drawing of the Statue of Liberty holding a lit candle. The sign reads "In Loving Memory of the Constitution of the United States" Various messages on the papers include "TRANS LIVES MATTER," "No Kids in Cages," "No Al Rasismo," and others expressing social and political sentiments.
People sing "Do You Hear the People Sing" from Les Miserables while surrounding a table with votive candles and flowers surrounding the constitution of the United States, set in front of a plaque commemorating the founding of the city.
Protestors at night on the side of the road hold candles and signs while cheering oncoming vehicles, and yelling F**k Donald Trump