the surreal dan tynan

@tynanwrites.bsky.social

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writer of things. maker of jokes. drinker of beers. nice to meet you.

movie poster for the Lady Eve, 1941 screwball comedy classic by Director Preston Sturges. Image shows Barbara Stanwick and Henry Fonda inside an apple.
movie poster for the 1941 version of the Maltese falcon, showing Humphrey Bogart staring at the bird in question.
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka telling James Carville to get the f**k out of here, you useless old scarecrow.
drawing of a hand with a fist clenched and pinky extended, indicating the penile dimensions of your average Tesla cyber truck owner.
portrait of Martin van buren, who was president a long fucking time ago and is now dead.
Photo of head of iceberg lettuce, NOT the former head of Britain's government.
Picture of former South Carolina representative Joe Walsh from the AIPAC tracking site, showing how much money the man took from the Pro Israeli lobby, just over $41,000.
Cover full day of the dead skull
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
actor John De Lancie playing “Q” on 1980s tv show Star Trek the next generation.
An AI generated monkey attempting to eat an AI generated banana but doing it wrong.
Rear view of a seated little girl with her hands on a old TV set showing snow and also demonic possession.
The late Marilyn Monroe, sitting on the beach wearing a sweater, three days before she died.
The Roman Colosseum, where the Green Bay Centurions battled the Kansas City Visigoths back in 1967 BC.
Hunk-o-burnin' love actor Theo James from The Gentleman.
cartoon image of an adorable human Smurf with round eyeglasses, and a white hat, who is not Timothée Chalamet, but looks kind of like him.
New Zealand air dried jerky made from 100% pure hobbit. “Gamey but delicious,” — Gandalf T. Grey
rendering of japanese monster moth, Mothra.
movie poster for 2018 German film “spy cat”
Andrew Toney, guard for the Philadelphia 76ers from 1980 to 88.
A map showing the principality of Licktenstein, here misspelled as Liechtenstein. It's where adhesive stamps were invented. Duh.
some fucking maga idiot decided to come to Bluesky and stir up some trouble, but isn’t brave enough to handle replies or reposts with quotes.
The greatest boxer of all time, Muhammad Ali, standing over a vanquished Sonny Liston in a ring in Miami, 1965. He also refused induction into the US Army in 1967 and was stripped of his title. Does everyone really not already know this? Jeez Louise.
chthulu, demon from HP Lovecraft. And the next president of the United States of America.
Cover image of the book Brooklyn crime novel by jonathan Latham. All about the gentrification of Brooklyn.
Mr. T on a $50 bill -- I pity the fool who tries to spend this.
Alfred E. Neuman "what me worry" thousand dollar bill.
quatre baguettes. il sont manifique.
gas pump showing $6 a gallon prices
A Chevron gas station sign with gas prices ranging from 6 1/2 dollars to seven dollars
photograph of gas pump total showing 12.5 gallon gallons and $74 charge
Three cranky old men dressed up for a costume party, along with their dad.
A delicious Belgian waffle smothered in powered sugar and syrup and garnished with ripe raspberries. Why am I suddenly so hungry?
The young Katherine Hepburn, probably around 1940.
ScarJo, looking, well.... damn.
Geno Auriemma, UConn basketball coach (and the winningest of all time).
Logo for Geno's Pizza chain.
Adrien Brody accepting the Oscar for his role in “the pianist“, not to be confused with his role in “the penis“.
A package of shield condoms
still image of John Travolta from the movie pulp fiction.
stock photo of Bruce Willis from the movie “the sixth sense“.
Photo of the US 1980 Olympic Hockey Team celebrating their improbable gold medal victory. God I feel old.
album cover from the pretenders’s first album.
A coffee mug with the letters UNT on it, with the handle providing the invisible C.
Justin Bieber "the beeb" as an adorable child and as a semi-hirsute teen.
Emmitt Smith, dancer extraordinaire. Also a pretty good football player.
Bill Murray and his furry weather-predicting friend from the all-time classic movie "Groundhog Day".
Humanity's earliest and hairiest cousins contemplating the monolith in the film "2001: A Space Odyssey."
The brilliant Catherine O’Hara playing Lola Heatherton on SC TV.
Lego Batman Movie logo (starring Will Arnett, the most underrated Batman of them all.)
Adam West as TV's Batman.
Pix of 8 actors who played Batman in the movies.