Typing Gloves

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DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AS BORING AS POSSIBLE
An apocalyptic looking peachy colored sky
Me, a smiling white lady with glasses and a ponytail, in front of some Blue Ridge Mountains
A pretty view of mountains and the valley below, with a windy road in the foreground
An inexplicably shaped shower rod in a hotel bathroom. There is no way to get the curtain to cover the width of the bar. Because of gravity
Frito Lay Tostitos. Buy 2 get 4 free
A black and white cat clutching a Bic lighter to her chest
Afterglow, Green River, Wisconsin, by Thomas Moran. A landscape painting in a gilded frame on a mauve wall in the Fenimore Art Museum. I am not very good at describing paintings, sorry.
A cannoli doughnut from Wegmans that, no lie, has a tiny cannoli on top. It is a yeasty doughnut filled with a Boston Kreme-like custard with a cheesy quality, covered in chocolate ganache and a tiny cannoli with little teeny tiny chocolate curls
A toothy black and white cat licking her mouth while perched on the neck of a human male
A fake ad for Bounty paper towels in the print edition of The Onion. It shows a plate of spaghetti over the Bounty logo and the caption "We have to keep CUTTING DOWN TREES because you dumbasses keep SPILLING SHIT." (NOT A PAID ADVERTISEMENT)
The DVD cover of the special edition of the animated movie Titan A.E. The quote at the bottom says "This is the movie Star Wars fans have been waiting fir" -Hollywood Bytes
A black and white cat walking on top of the clothes hangers in the closet
A sad looking pink Muppet in a bonnet. Caption reads "Help."
Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast. She gazes at him longingly with 80s hair. He stares straight ahead as though he is very serious, but also a lion type dude
A screenshot of my TV shows Homer Simpson with horizontal pupils, not unlike a goat's
A tall white man sitting on a brown couch. He is very handsome with a dark brown beard and mustache. He is cradling a young tuxedo cat named Calzone and they both look very happy
A black and white cat curled up like a cinnamon bun on top of some pillows
Liza Minnelli as Lucille Austero in Arrested Development saying "IT'S HIS LOSS"
A wide-eyed tuxedo cat in the round barrel portion of her new carpeted cat perch
A black and white kitten sleeping in a ball with her little feet as pillows. She has pink toe beans and is completely unbothered
A cup of extremely delicious MTR 3 Minute Breakfast with a little shovel to get it in your face hole
A black and white paw with pink toe beans sticks under a door
A trade hardcover of MURDER BIMBO by Rebecca Novack. Dust jacket is black with the title in cartoonish pink font. Just below the title, an American flag lapel pin dripping blood. Above the title, a blurb reads "Murder Bimbo is Gone Girl for the Luigi Mangione era." —Catherine Lacey, author of Biography of X
The underside of a black and white cat stretched out all weird
A black and white cartoon image of Quentin Tremblay, the 8th 1/2 President of the United States. He never actually resigned, so technically,
Black and white kitten with ridiculous eyebrows, kinda sitting up and clinging to an arm in a navy blue sleeve, which she is chomping on. She has a little pink nose and toe beans. Her name is Calzone
A black and white cat inside a round green laundry basket. She looks surprised to be there, and her tongue is sticking out. She is holding a blue spring in her paws. Her name is Calzone and she's a dumb dumb
Black and white kitten chomping on a man's sock while he is wearing it. Calzone what are you doing
A black and white kitten laying on her side with a catnip toy clutched in her front paws and her mouth biting down on it. She is very fierce and her tail has a white tip
Screenshot shows my word is "mortifying"
A handsome black male domestic shorthair cat with striking green eyes. He is 3 years and one month old, good with cats, and his name is Big Baby Pudding Snatcher
A wall with quotes from Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." "Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend." "I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up." At the bottom, Calvin, a blonde six-year-old boy, rests on Hobbes, his tiger and best friend. Hobbes has his arm around Calvin, and they are both asleep.
A big pile of teeny tiny turtles in an aquarium. They are mostly under a year old
A tableau of desert plants with a bleached cow skull
Magazine ad with a purple swirly background. The text says...dun dun DUN... "If you made epic mixtapes... Girl, you need a mammogram." Man, fuck you, regional magazine that is free in northeastern PA
Chopsticks holding two edamame beans AT THE SAME TIME, in front of a delicious plate of jasmine rice, teriyaki vegetables, and a fried egg with chili crisp. Those are my white ass fingers holding them
A large tv in a hotel room shoes a shoe crushing down on some knuckles that are clinging to the edge of Mt. Rushmore
A case of Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter. It's got a ship on it, and some gales I guess
A pretty great looking pumpkin sits on a weathered porch
A panel from the comic strip Bloom County depicts Opus the Penguin sitting in a field, face in hand, saying "STEVIE, STEVIE! STEVIE, STEVIE! ...WE HARDLY KNEW YE! SNIFF!"
A gray stripey cat curled up on the back of a couch. Really just the best cat
WOULD
A very tall and devastatingly handsome man with me under his arm, standing in front of Currituck Sound
4-pack of Lederhosen Oktoberfest beer cans. The mascot is a kinda Humpty Dumpty looking dude wearing Lederhosen and a jaunty green cap
Great blue heron on the banks of the pond
Trees turning gold and red, surrounded by tall grass, perfectly reflected in a calm pond
Old El Paso Cinnamon Toast Crunch Dessert Taco Shells
Jack Donaghy on his fucked up American made torture couch
A partly open rose that is colored a pretty sort of salmon color with a peachy center. It has leaves that look a little wet maybe
A sign on the door of Quarry Coffee Co. HOURS MONDAY 7:00AM-3:00PM TUESDAY-THURSDAY 7:00AM-3:00PM FRIDAY 7:00AM-3:00PM SATURDAY 7:00AM-3:00PM SUNDAY 7:00AM-3:00PM
A pan of golden brown crescent rolls filled with seasoned pizza sauce and cheese
A black and white cat sits on the arm of a brown recliner with visible claw marks. She is chewing on a bookmark in a hardcover edition of BIG BAD WOOL by Leonie Swann. I wasn't fast enough to get a pic of her chomping on the spine of the book
A can of Waterloo Tropical Fruit sparkling water
A black bear approaching me from a copse of trees
The book A MARRIAGE AT SEA: A TRUE STORY OF LOVE, OBSESSION, AND SHIPWRECK by Sophie Elmhirst
Pretty layered dessert in parfait glasses
Filet tips covered with crispy fried onions
A pretty tasty ice cream sandwich of Stop & Shop chocolate chip cookies filled with Turkey Hill fudge ripple, cuz that's what was in the freezer. It's on a white plate on a white counter in front of the cookies and other snacks for humans and cats
A black bear chilling by the patio, eating suet from the bird feeder. It is friend shaped