Gaz Ubermick

@ubermick.bsky.social

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Cork to California and back again - happily home after over 25 years in the US. Alleged graphic designer. Talks nonsense about #LFC and ADV #motorbikes, and a little less so about #elitedangerous and #munsterrugby

An elderly man vaguely resembling an owl is standing amongst the empty seats at Liverpool FC's Anfield Stadium, looking bewildered as to why he was there, as many fans also did at the time. Sitting in front of him are three alleged footballers. One, wearing a red jersey, is looking longingly at a carton of Silk Cut purple cigarettes off-camera. The second, a Serbian footballer named Milan Jovanovic is proudly wearing Liverpool's third jersey, and was named as one of the greatest footballers in the world in an episode of Neighbours. The third is Danny Wilson. Not the one who did Mary's Prayer, but the crap one.
Look, I'm going to be honest, I'm not sure how to describe this. It's a home made "spirit card" that some random social media wonk put together for various awful chants and songs he expected the partisan US crowd to use during their match against Belgium. But... oh, my dear reader, they are awful. It's causing me to cringe reflexively even trying to type a description of it. Hold on... gagging.... *hurk* Okay. Here goes. A sheet of paper with several suggested cha *HURK* Nope. Can't do it.
Brent DiCesare, aka Mark Goldbridge, aka Sandra, commenting on Liverpool's equaliser against Manchester United.
A hideous monstrosity of a man, a festering boil on the arse of Ireland, Independent TD Michael Lowry giving the fingers to his colleagues, after once more the Irish government got away with focusing on profiteering as opposed to he people they were elected to govern.
Search suggestions from DuckDuckGo preemptively wondering why the rogue state of Israel is attacking absolutely everyone and anyone.
A screenshot of the 10 day forecast for Cork, highlighting another ten days of miserable fucking weather in the arse of Ireland to add to the six weeks of miserable fucking weather we’ve had so far in 2026.