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A black German Shepherd curls up on a light blue cushion in a metal crate with the door open. Her head is slightly raised and pointed toward the camera, her pupils two bright points reflecting the flash.
Four copies of the first SideQuested book, fanned across a dark cherry cutting board. The books have a blue cover with a white line border. In the center is a woman with long, blue black hair, holding an open book and turning a page. She has a determined, mischievous look with an arched eyebrow.
An email confirmation from Bookshop dot org that a copy of Sidequested: Book 1 was pre-ordered. Includes a thumbnail of the cover, featuring a woman with blue-black hair wearing a white shirt that shows her shoulders and a dark apron turning a page in an open book.
A woman with close cropped red hair wearing a military style white uniform jacket with off-white padding on the shoulders and a high-collared undershirt. A pink worm-like creature with a blue stripe and frills near its tail has burrowed into the right side of her neck. She is smiling stiffly and broadly, showing most of her teeth. The smile looks painful and compulsive.
Mr. Miagi, from Karate Kid, using chopsticks to grab a floating g emoticon. Text above the picture says "Me, stealing your meme, but reacting to it first, because I have honor."
A man dressed in tailored red trousers and jacket with brown leather shoes and black gloves. A black dress shirt is visible through the open collar of his jacket. An ornate silver inverted cross is embroidered on the left breast of his jacket. His face is made up with a latex mask to resemble a human skull. His black hair is slicked back. He leans against a white wall with one hand against his hip and the other held up at an angle when it's fingers splayed in a flourish.
A photo of a beach. As the water of the previous wave recedes, a new wave is curling as it approaches shore. Dark, coarse sand fills the foreground. In the distance, two large rocks rise above the surface of the ocean. The sky is overcast.
A small concert auditorium. A crowd of people in the foreground facing in various directions. On the stage stand a drum kit and some microphone stands and amplifiers. The background of the stage is dominated by a projector screen with the word "TMBG" at the top and the phrase "please stand by" at the bottom. The middle of the screen shows a circle containing rows of variously spaced blocks of color, black, gray, and rainbow gradients in the style of a television test pattern. The house lights are still on, the concert has not yet started.