Ubik12

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“I have unlimited middle and upper ammunition.”

Picture of Magnum PI with a nun on a ladder in the background with the text “nuns don’t work on Sunday”.
Picture of exactly six #2 pencils with various sayings on them.
They’re the same picture meme featuring two pictures of Marco Rubio that are the same.
Chart showing the % of men that believe they could beat certain animals in a fight. Including 6% believing they could beat a grizzly bear.
Baby in a plain white room in a crib with no toys and only one stuffed animal and nothing else.
Image from the movie Samurai Cop with the lead actor in a martial arts pose.
Leslie Nielsen in the movie Naked Gun saying “nothing to see here” with explosions and chaos in the background.
PC tower with jet engine style knows and buttons.
A man falling backwards off a broken bench.
A skeleton on the left with an infant saying it has 300 bones. A skeleton on the right with an adult saying it has 206 bones.
Crank handle used to roll down old car windows.
Magneto with a red background and in black text “Magneto was Right”.
Spider-Man talking to Sauron saying you could cure cancer, why are you rewriting DNA to turn people into dinosaurs. Sauron says but I don’t want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs.
Aaron Gordon “Be Like Water” Basketball Shoes. Yellow and Black.
Picture of a camouflage Bogg bag.
Picture of a frozen cherry margarita.
Picture of a compact car on fire.
Picture of UC Santa Cruz’s mascot, Sammy the Slug.
Screenshot of an article explaining the last step in a con, and how some men return to the con even after they lost their money. It highlights how “swindlers call these men addicts.”
WWE Vince McMahon striding confidently to the ring.
Photo of a satirical article with the headline “Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic”…
Picture of a white “popcorn” style ceiling.
Image from the Simpsons with Burns yelling at Don Mattingly. Mattinglys head is halfway shaved.
A picture of the unfinished liberty housing project.
Picture of a purple hello kitty fountain pen
Quoted text saying “We’re looking at something like eHarmony for babies”.
Picture of a chicken inside a house, with a caption that says “Missing chickens!”