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Joke posting AMS Council meetings since 2025. Not a @ubyssey.ca account! And certainly not serious coverage. Run by the Twice-Weekly Daily Nightly Buzz: ubussy.ca/buzz

stonks meme with line going up
In the Michael Kingsmill forum is a simple metal Razor scooter. It has no motor and small, weathered wheels. There is a striped pattern up half of the handle
Screenshot reading: Now I would never deign to ask you to perform more than you wish but would be remiss if I did not say that following several exceptionally difficult meetings, the addition of a sung component to the next historical update may offer the council or at least my friends and I vitalizing respite and a treasured reminder of what we enjoy about these meetings.
A photo of UBC President Bacon smiling happily and holding a cake labeled "Council proposing a minion nurse costume". AMS President Huntley stands behind him with a nervous smile. He is labeled "Riley fearing for his dignity"
A sexy nurse with minion-yellow skin. Riley Huntley's face (coloured yellow) replaces the nurse's face, with his eyes replaced by minion goggles
A minion as a sexy nurse
A fully crossed out bingo row. The squares read "councillor says something based", "Dylan seems dead inside", "Kill me I'm bored", "Question is not a question" and "promote/social media"
rendering of the AMS office renovation, adding additional desks. Poorly drawn on are a number of vertical grey bars, reminiscent of prison bars
A photoshopped rendering of the AMS food bank. Lighting across patrons is inconsistent, and the perspective is strange, varying from subject to subject. Additionally, some food bins are rendered behind the foot of a person walking. It's just... in general: scuffed
Obama giving a second Obama a medal
A sticker of a bee barfing honey while saying ‘bleh!’. A light skinned hand holds a sticker that covers three fingers. At the top of the sticker is an illustrated bee with fuzzy alternating black and yellow stripes. Its black head has two pink blush lines below two white wedges indicating its eyes squeezed tightly closed. From the bee’s mouth flows a stream of yellow amber honey, which lands in a large brown pot beneath the bee. The pot is more than three times larger than the bee in either dimension. Honey overflows from the pot’s rim, covering the top half of the pot’s exterior in the reflective amber of the honey. A speech bubble emerges from the bee. The bubble’s outline appears to be made of the outline of multiple overlapping circles. Text with a handwritten style fills the speech bubble reading ‘bleh!’ followed by a much thicker exclamation mark.
A screenshot of a Bluesky notification saying that Riley Huntley liked a post that reads "My partner says Huntley looks like the twinkiest, gayest dad."
A screenshot of an instagram story from January 15. It is captioned "Fun AMS Council game" and includes an image of a knock off kahoot. The question is "What percentage of support sessions at Peer Support included disclosures of thoughts of suicide."
an image of a webpage reading "something went wrong"
A screenshot of notifications showing solomonxyk liking humour at home posts
An image of a BENDU card. A bendu has been achieved with the squares "technical difficulties", "national government mention", "provincial government mention", "speaker consults with Sheldon" and "campaign"
A poorly photoshopped screenshot of President Riley Huntley wielding a paddle and wearing a moustache in front of text that reads "Thank you for listening!"
An image of VP External Solomon pointing up at text that says "Thank you for listening!"
A screenshot of the AMS Meeting agenda, indicating that the UEL housing brief starts at 7:30pm
A screenshot of an online flower seed website. Most seeds cost less than $5 — but some cost as much as $14.49
A screenshot of the council agenda that indicates that Recommendations for New Clubs Intake Suspension and Clubs Cap starts at 7:10 pm.
A screenshot of The Ubyssey website. It has a header that reads "VP Finance" followed by "Role compatibility: 63%"
An image of plastic-covered placards blasted on a counter. The faculty names are colour coded!
A photograph of an orange and white koi fish that stares directly at the camera, mouth agape.
An image of the Senate from the Star Wars prequels. It is a vast room with hundreds of high tech floating circular pods in which Senators stand. At the centre of the room is a pillar that rises up.
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A google search with the header "what is the simple definition of question". The result from Collins Dictionary reads "A question is something you say or write in order to ask a person about something"
An image of two muscular people holding hands. One one person's arm is written "Comp Sci" and on the other is written "CK". Where they hold hands is the text "I'm sorry I wrote that code two years ago"