Neon Bimbo

@uglymachine.bsky.social

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Mad as a hatter, thin as a dime.

A black, silver, and white husky with one blue eye and one half blue half brown eyes sits glowering near a pile of his fur. He is near a metal door, sitting on a doormat, and underneath that is astroturf. Two chairs and a hose can be seen in the corners of the image as well as a white wall.
A selfie of the poster and her dog taken in an ornate mirror on the street via a cellphone with a brown cow print case. The poster has light tanned skin and nearly black dark brown hair that is pulled back into a ponytail. She is wearing clear glasses, a thin red zip-up hoodie, navy shorts with white piping, brown hospital socks with yellow crocs, and a black sling bag. The dog is a large mixed breed who is white with brown spots and short floppy ears, a black nose, plus a long thin tail. The dog is wearing a red collar, an orange harness, and a pink leash. In the background cars, a hydrant, street signs, a tree, apartment buildings, and a blue sky with fluffy white clouds are visible.
The poster holds a refill for Fenty Skin’s Hydra Vizor in her left hand. In the background various boxes and kickknacks, a hardwood floor, plus a pet gate.
A selfie taken of the poster in the mirror at a physical therapy facility via a phone with a brown cow patterned case and a Stray Kids wrist strap. She has light tanned skin, nearly black dark brown hair that is fluffy and messy, plus clear glasses. She is wearing a maroon sports bra that is visible under a slightly transparent white v-neck shirt, bright pink shorts with white piping, and bright blue On sneakers with white socks. She is carrying a taupe quilted gym bag with AirPods in a neon green case attached which is visible on the right side of the image. There is a black pepper tattoo visible on her left leg. The background features a curtain and a mobile computer station.
A picture of the poster’s order from Fenty Beauty. Products include the Hydra Vizor Refill, The Water Boy (Mini), Lip Balm (Coconut), and the CLF Lay-Flat Makeup Bag which is contained in tissue paper plus plastic which causes it to- well, lay flat as a base for the other items.
A soft pink terry toiletries carrying bag made by Dae Hair. It sits on a black chest, with background items including a sofa, a cat scratcher, candles, and incense.
A self-portrait of the poster taken in a bathroom mirror using a phone with a cow print case to cover her face. She has long nearly black dark brown hair that sits in bedraggled curls which is meant to be the focus of the image. Other details include navy modal pajamas with white piping, clear glasses, a black health watch, a silver ring in the left pointer finger, plus a black and maroon kandi bracelet with unreadable lettered beads. A cabinet with cleaning products can be seen in the background.
A graffiti’d train car featuring many pieces but for the sake of this post we are only meant to notice the word “gmail” has been written in heavy black lettering with a white outline. A red traffic light can be seen near the bottom left of the frame and the blue sky with a white cloud peeks out near the top.
A large dog tapestry-style dog patterned bag with wooden rings as handles. The bag is displayed by resting on a trunk and the corners of a sofa can be seen in the top corners of the image.
A mirror selfie of the poster taken via a phone with a brown cow print case. The subject has fluffy dark brown hair and is covering her for head while making a peace sign, and that wrist includes a kandi bracelet. She is wearing clear glasses, a baggy grey shirt, baggy blue cut-off shorts that stop high above her knee, low white socks, and bright blue On Clouds sneakers. Tattoos are visible on her right knee. There is a curtain visible in the background.
Two tired dogs nap amongst a pile of pillows on a sectional sofa. The smaller dog has fur that shifts between brown and black with white patches on her feet, plus wears an olive green bandana. The larger dog has white fur with light brown spots and is wearing a red collar. There are two windows- the one on the left has an air conditioner installed and the one on the right is blown out with sunlight.
Two brown tabby cats, one with short white mittens and the other with long white socks plus a white face mask cuddling together on a plastic bin with comfortable cat beds visible in the background.
Unreadable but stylish red graffiti text with a halo accent is seen beneath raised train tracks. The background has a t shirt and and an apartment building. There is a light flare across the bottom-left corner.
A short dark brown pole with a white sticker of a pixel art mouse-like creature that reads “088” with some unreadable text below it. In the background, the side walk and Bank Bike docks are visible.
A self-portrait of the poster taken in a bathroom mirror using a phone in a brown cow-print phone. The image depicts a person with fluffy nearly black long brown hair wearing clear glasses, a watch with a black band, a grey teeshirt with an illustration of a building, and yellow shorts. The mirror is lit from the sides, the sink is visible, and a trash bin can be seen in the background.
A graffiti’d billboard with the word “homesick” written in unique, blue lettering with a drawing of a two-story apartment building at the far right in the same style as the text
The poster, who has fluffy almost black dark brown hair and is wearing clear glasses with a fitted black teeshirt, is seen laying on a Dragon Ball Z pillow while a chocolate point Siamese teenage cat sleeps on her chest.
Graffiti on a parking meter that includes the words “junk” and “sice” as well as a cute ghost-like creature with a frowny-face
A picture of the poster taken in a bathroom mirror via a cell phone with a cow-print case. It features a person with fluffy nearly black hair wearing clear glasses, a red fitted teeshirt with short sleeves, and yellow shorts. The bathroom has grey tiles and a white sink is visible.
Wild mushrooms growing in an untended city dirt patch; on the left is a crumpled water bottle, behind a crumpled snack bag. The background contains cars and apartment buildings.
Some buildings and foliage under a blue sky, with “feed me” written in cursive on the tallest visible structure.
A stained page of a book, with a black and white illustration above the text. Dirty white sneakers peek into the bottom of the image.
The poster holds Dae Hair’s Fairy Duster Dry Shampoo Blending Brush in the left hand. The background features various unrelated knickknacks.
The poster taking a selfie using a cell phone to cover the face with the purpose of documenting the effects of Dae Hair’s Fairy Duster Dry Shampoo. This Before picture depicts long, wavy, nearly-black dark brown hair.
The poster holds Dae Hair’s Fairy Duster Dry Shampoo in the left hand. There is a variety of unrelated furniture and knickknacks in the background.
A messy coffee table with products from Dae Hair as the featured subjects- Fairy Duster Dry Shampoo and Blending Brush, plus a Terry Cosmetics Bag
An olive complexioned person with black hair in a messy ponytail wearing black sunglasses, a black face mask, and a black teeshirt standing in an elevator
A nonsensical exchange between two goofballs that the author is currently too lazy to copy and paste.