Corey Hart

@ulanshad.net

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'What would Giant Boy Detective do?' Mostly lurks, lowbie. Primarily communicates via Frinkiac GIFs. Sabres, Simpsons, Nintendo — things of this nature. 📍 Buffalo, NY via Grove City, PA

Bart after getting the Flanders family to watch Itchy & Scratchy - Bart, into it, looks back excitedly at a horrified Rod & Todd and a very not into it Ned
Saw quotes - I don't think you guys understand how much of my time this takes (changed from 'how expensive this is')
Futurama's Morbo: "PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY"
Itysl this world is so fucking fucked up
"The San Antonio Spurs: Super Frauds"
Troy McClure: "Keep at least one eye open, because his best friends, The Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck."
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping - Equal Rights / 'I'm not gay, but if I was I would want equal rights'
Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Say the line Bart!
Barry Zuckercorn - I really wanted that
Me googling You are not LaBeouf to find that clip from True Grit, Google AI took me very literally
Lisa Simpson: He's just a regular John Travolta with a stupid, cheap hat!
Colm Feore
Winston Zedmore: "I love this team!"
Alex Jones asking Elon Musk for help, after discovering Steve Mahanahan's Child Clown outlet -- screenshot originally posted by Ben Collins
Andy Dufresne sitting contentedly on the roof after securing suds for his buds
Star Wars Episode IX - The Dead Speak!
Mayor Quimby in 'Sideshow Bob Roberts'
OH, KENT, I'D BE LYING IF I SAID MY MEN WEREN'T COMMITTING CRIMES. HMM, TOUCHE.
Anakin/Padme meme about hoping that the Stanley/schenn pair is just a temporary thing so Kesselring can rest and Stanley/Schenn can get used to the team/system and that they don't plan on riding Schenn as a full time guy
Jim Downey meme
My 9 Games: EarthBound Mario 64 Paychonauts Super Mario World Tecmo Super Bowl Half-Life 2 Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening SimCopter Final Fantasy VI
Friendly Floyd
Simpsons: NO, NO. DIG UP, STUPID
Jigsaw quotes: I don't think you guys understand how expensive this is
From the Club Aqua I think you should leave sketch -- I actually want them to fire Beane more than I wanted them to fire McDermott
Headline: Timothy Olyphant's Box Office Flop is Finally Being Recognized as a ear-Perfect Sci-Fi Flick
Bruce Banner - that's me secret, captain, I'm always sleepy (sleepy in place of angry)
Toy Story
Garfield
Milhouse, sobbing, asking when they're gonna get to the Disney© Solitaire
Computer at 1600% magnification
Planet of the Apes the Musical: He can talk, he can talk, he can talk — I can sing!!!
Post game quote from someone on the Sabres: "we did it with everybody on board"
Community groups welcome slide from Saturday's USA-Canada Rivalry Series women's hockey game — "Queen City Derby" is welcomed.
You Know, for Kids
My draft results with Centers Embiid, Sabonis, Siakam (PF/C), Banchero (PF/C), Zubac, Vucevic, and J. Allen. I have by comparison 4 guards and 2 SFs.
Homer Simpson: Crow Country? You can't eat that.
Ralph Wiggum, as George Washington: Neva!
Groundskeeper Willy: Gris me up woman!
Reverend Lovejoy: See you in Hades II! ... From Heaven.
Umihara Kawase
Eli Cash in The Royal Tennenbaums
John Malkovich in "In the Line of Duty" talking on the phone
But square-enix, why now? Why not 6 years ago?
EBAmp 1.9
The Virtual Boy Shaped adapter for upcoming Virtual Boy classics
The Thunderbirds - the old marionette show from the 60s - I'm saying DQVII Reimagined's characters look like the Thunderbirds
Joe Yerdon skeet recapping Sabres number assignments, Zac Jones is taking number 28, which IMO should be retired.
Did you know you could play GameCube games on the Wii?!?!?!?!?
Modified old tweet - "if I was a democratic politician I would be saying stuff about the opponents like 'these are evil people, these are not good human beings' " (original was if I was a hometown sports announcer...)
Tom Smykowski from Office Space
From Richard Carpenter's Wikipedia page, section on activities after Karen's death. He collaborated frequently with a young Scott Grimes, voice of Steve Smith on American Dad (and other stuff)
Leaning forward guy meme
Am I possibly misremembering small details? NO. IT'S THE Universe that is WRONG.
User showing a Berenstain Bears book he has, that says 'Berenstain' 20 times on it, but has a store-made UPC sticker with "Berenstein" on it, which I think he thinks shows that it was spelled this way at one point, and not that someone just typo'd it while making the UPC sticker.
Benny from Total Recall - hey man, I got five kids to feed
You mean Imagineer is still around? Good Lord!