Keegan

@ultimategotea.bsky.social

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Jay Jones for US Attorney General He/him

Pan Wegman: Yes, he can order it and see what happens Keegan (me): That's not how anything works, the Kentucky legislature would jump on any opportunity to impeach him Pan: Good, let them try. They'll fail Keegan: No they won't, they have a supermajority in both houses
American soldiers in WW2 posing with newspapers reading "HITLER DEAD" with looks of satisfaction
Cumulative CO2 emissions by nation: 1. US Massive gap 2. EU (combined) 3.China Massive gap 4. United Kingdom 5. India
Bearded Russian man, who happens to be Dr. Roman Yampolskiy from the University of Louisville
One star review: I ordered 2XL why is this so tight [Attached image is of a black shirt that is skin tight, basically shrink-wrapped to the wearer's large chest and arm muscles] From seller: oh my god
Screenshot of the Graham Platner announcement of his campaign being suspended, where the automatic captions say "Hey, everyone. It's Cram Platner here."
Texts from me timestamped October 21st, 2025: Text 1: "I retract all endorsements for the Maine clam [sic] farmer" Text 2: "In my defense, I only ever saw him with his shirt on"
An antenna made exclusively out of paperclips, it is plugged directly into the co-axial port on my TV
Person who blocked me: "Apparently Dempsey is polling 43 points above Platner"
A large fan, built by a company called Big Ass Fans
Screenshot from the Wikipedia article for Uwe Boll's Blood Rayne: The Third Reich. The poster is of a woman wearing a black latex top with no straps that accentuates her cleavage and separate black latex pants that refuse to cover everything. Her arms are crossed behind her back, holding bloody single blade swords. There is a streak of blood behind her. The tag line is "Only the dead survive"
A headshot of Abdul El-Sayed where he looks like the kindest person of all time
A picture of a chipmunk taken through a window screen. The lil guy was captured in side profile, meaning their black and white stripes are quite visible
Haley Stevens in front of a crowd, direct quote: "...and in the United States Congress, I will continue to fight for the people of Israel; I will continue to fight for Israel's existence. Israel comes to me in my dreams, I see Israel's future, and I know that Israel will continue to exist for the Jewish people."
Tractor-trailor with entire top peeled back after trying to go under a bridge that is too low for it to pass. The bridge, frequently called the Can Opener by locals, is located on 3rd Street on the campus of the University of Louisville. It is well known for tearing up trucks that pass under it.
Political compass meme format where the vertical axis is split between "Actually likes Jews in the US as people" and "Dislikes Jews in the US as people", horizontal axis is split between "anti israel" and "pro israel", thus creating four quadrants. Anti Israel & Actually likes Jews: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Pro Israel & Actually likes Jews: Senators Chuck Schumer and Cory Booker Anti Israel & dislikes Jews: Conservative demagogues Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and former Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene Pro Israel and dislikes Jews: Senator Ted Cruz and Texas mega church pastor John Hagee
School phone pockets, where you put your phone in a numbered pocket at take it back at the end of the day
Deep Space 9 title screen that says "TECHNICALLY THEY'RE UNLAWFUL COMBATANTS"
Comic character Garfield looking at a sign that has him crossed out, implying he isn't supposed to be there
Biden being weirdly cogent after the disasterous June 2024 debate
Zohran Mamdani wearing a Knicks jersey
Democratic Socialist: Economic 100% Left wing Social 85% Libertarian Civil liberties 80% pro-liberty Governance 45% Globalist System Trust 15% Low trust
Bluesky app in landscape, post is just of a cat, but only part of it is visible because landscape is a terrible orientation for social media doomscrolling
Pat Kelsey reacting to his new office at Louisville, saying "national championship" with a satisfied look on his face.
People riding on horses, the people are not themselves running. 145th Derby
Sisyphus rolling a large boulder up the side of a mountain, with the implication being it will roll back down once he reaches the top.
YouTube thumbnail with a circle around a Malaysian city on a map with Marvel's Venom next to in under the caption "6 MONTHS?" The implication is that US military planners have no idea how long this is going to take, also OP said Malaysia and I find transient memes funny for way too long.
Same photo as the post above, but with better color and overall quality
Photo of Jack Schmitt, the Earth, and the American flag from the surface of the moon during Apollo 17. The reflection of the flag is visible on Schmitt's visor.
An image with a grotesquely large blue figure in the middle of the crowd. Caption says "Life or death for Berryboy?", the crowd is unanimously saying "death" while Berryboy pleads for his life.
[Block list Kraut added me to] Tankies and other Communists This list blocks people who made or liked posts supporting the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Assad, Hamas, CCP, and North Korea. Marxist-Leninists and prominent tankie accounts, those who liked or reposted them, people who whitewash the history of communist tyranny.
A lot of people being very disapproving of Trump in the official NASA Artemis II YouTube stream
Even more people disapproving of Trump on the official NASA YouTube stream, along with one person asking "how are you popping [sic]"
A lot of people being very disapproving of Trump in the NASA livestream chat
[Image is of real former University of Oklahoma QB General Booty in a red home uniform. It is announcing him moving to the tight end position] GENERAL BOOTY POSITION CHANGE | TIGHT END
Halloween Rice Shower
[Screenshot of a tweet by Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle] Whatever I was already dead inside
Louisville 100 - 59 Pitt
An obviously dressed nun
Picture of a tiger looking dismayed with the caption "He realized he not built for this💀"
Animated GIF from Epic Rap Battles of History of Adolf Hitler screaming "I AM ADOLF HITLER"
Screenshot that says: Your DeltaE OK JND 0.0039
Donald Trump shaking hands with Xi Jinping
Image of news screen that reads: [Quote from man stabbed] "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Pictured: Korean designed and built KF-21 fighter, looks a lot like a US F-22 Raptor
Two Bluesky posts, posted within minutes of each other: Carl Quintanilla: > @reuters.com [description of attached image: Twitter post that says BREAKING — FIRE AT US EMBASSY IN RIADH AFTER BLAST, TWO SOURCES SAY] Usili (Talia) 🏳️‍⚧️: NOOOOOO AO3 [Archive of Our Own, a popular fan fiction site] IS DOWN D: [sad face]
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Born Chi Ajani Ossé March 18th, 1998 New York City, New York, US
Louisville beats Pittsburgh 34-27 in football in 2025
Solar power tower with dozens of mirrors reflecting sunlight at it, with each individual beam of reflected light visible
Nuclear bomb scene from Terminator 2
Screenshot of an edited tweet by Basil @LinkofSunshine that reads: "People on Twitter will really be like 'you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart' and then firebomb a Walmart" The word 'not' has been edited out, the original was "and then not firebomb a Walmart"
Rishi Sunak in a graphic that says "JUST ANNOUNCED, ZERO SEATS". "ZERO SEATS" text is repeated behind Sunak.
Screenshot of the menu on Talarico's campaign website. It has most of the same sections as Congresswoman Crockett's site, except with the addition of an "Issues" section.
Screenshot of the menu from Jasmine Crockett's campaign website, it has 5 sections: "About" - This section is dedicated to a puff piece with no specific legislative wins or policy "Why I'm Running" - Milquetoast mission statement "Store" - Literally a campaign store, her yard sign is $30. "Join Our Movement" - Link to volunteer for the campaign "Contact" - Link to contact Congresswoman Crockett, there's only 255 characters allowed in the text box
Greg Abbott endorsements for Texas Governor: •Donald Trump •Combined Law Enforcement Associations of Texas •Houston Police Officers Union •Dallas Police Association •Fort Worth Police Officers Association •National Border Patrol Council •National Rifle Association •Texas Alliance for Life •Young Conservatives of Texas
Tweet from January 29th 2026 (today as of posting) that reads BREAKING: President Trump is suing the IRS and US Treasury for $10 billion over a leak of his tax records.
Map of Westeros next to map of the UK + Ireland (upsidedown)
Every state in the 2026 Senate map colored blue for Democrats except Nebraska, which is colored yellow for Dan Osborne
Screenshot of Geoff's video in feed, the thumbnail in the screenshot is the 2nd one in the post this is a reply to.
Famous painting by Robert Thom of Babe Ruth "calling his shot" in the 1932 World Series.