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gorgeous line drawing of sailor moon with torn ribbons, bandages all over her nose hands and biceps, and just absolutely covered in blood on her gloves and boots, like dripping blood from her hands as she sits and rests after a bout.
three star yelp review from 2015. "i got stabbed here. the food was fresh and drinks were tasty but i got stabbed here. would consider going back."
dame judi denchbas aunt augusta in the importance of being earnest, wearing a complexly feathered hat the size of a thanksgiving roast turkey. she has an open word balloon above her.
cnn map of states with cyclosporiasis cases. 34 states have reported at least one case since may 1st. the map shows a majority of us states in red, but the only multi-state outbreak is the cluster of michigan indiana ohio kentucky and wyoming. does this mean all the grey states are safe and all the red states are one case and done? no way to tell without actual case numbers.
title screen for 2012's wrath of the titans, with the title in burning golden text over a volcanic pyroclastic cloud of black smoke and red lava.
two tweets replying to the above tweet thread. karl phelan writes "the odyssey came out around 2700 yeaers ago, you muppet." john coffee hays replies "nice try, they didn't even have movies back then." attached is a clip from google search confirming that christopher nolan's film the odyssey was released on july 17, 2026.
two page spread from the delightful oversized kids book big plans by bob shea, showing the kid standing atop a mountain shouting I GOT BIG PLANS, BIG PLANS I SAY in gigantic filling the entire second page sized text. it's an absolute delight to read aloud.
1980s toyota ad for the classic normal car sized little red pickup truck. it looks like a boxy flatbed corolla. this is the platonic urban cargo vehicle.
tweet from chavi st hill. "you can still be mysterious after over sharing cause in that moment everyone is thinking, why would she say that."
play arts kai action figure of raiden from metal gear revengeance, in his white robot armor and spiky final fantasy blonde hair. just barely visible inside his tri-clops ass mechanical lower jaw and eyepatch is a little bit of a face that looks like a skarsgard brother.
cartoon showing a person in a wheelchair fuming next to a building. there is a sign over the first door reading programme prevention du suicide which is up a short staircase and so inaccessible. there is a second door, accessible by a wide ramp, with a sign reading programme suicide assiste.
don karnage the wolf pirate captain and several of his scruffy air pirates, he's jauntily holding a sword and wearing naval jacket and pants and cuffed pirate boots. one of his fellow pirates is just wearing a vest and flight cap, one has a full naval outfit of sweater jacket pants and leather cap and boots, a third big boy dog has a top hat, bandanna, vest, bandolier belt, and pants but no shoes, while the third is wearing an unbuttoned short sleeve shirt and just pants, neither of which fully fit him.
two skeets alike in dignity. first post is from al jazeera english. death of new zealand actor in sydney was 'sudden and unexpected', according to family statement. attached is a photo of silver haired sam neill grinning mischievously at a red carpet event. second post is from jav titles. married woman rides another man's cock while her husband watches 03.
ryan the bullied misfit nerdy kid in a hoodie, fist bumping one of the shaolin kangaroo warrior monks in the otherworld, from 1997's warriors of virtue, the wuxia neverending story tmnt riff.
de nomolos from bill and ted's bogus journey, grinning like the maniac he is as he pulls a gun out of the timestream in the cage at the battle of the bands. he's all lit up in red against a blue background, with red highlights on his sexy future leather armor and his shiny bald head. he looks like if darth vader was charlie brown. most uncool.
tweet from soft goth wife aka judecomputer from september 2017. unpopular opinion but, i think hefner is an incredible role model. for other old rich men, who should also die.
death at the claw machine looking for kissinger meme, edited and reedited so it says lindsay graham? is michelin mcconnell even in this thing?
a young george clooney with a gorgeous 1988 era curly mullet, holding a can of pepsi and talking to an absolutely mustachioed man at a diner or bar counter, from return of the killer tomatoes.
post from will stancil from ten months ago. The credulousness of this site towards Graham Platner is pretty hard to take.
screenshot of the bsky profile for strange horizons, a scifi lit magazine. all that is visible is the words strange horizons and their url strangehorizons dot bsky dot social. the pfp, header and bio are blank, no posts are visible, it's completely empty.
ebay photo of three mego 3.75" star trek the motion picture action figures sitting on a wood grain shelf or table. spock is in a dark grey movie one uniform with light gray central tunic with dark grey or blue neckband, deckard is in a banana yellow movie one uniform with gold neckband, and scottie is in a solid light gray uniform with pale blue neckband. they all have gold stripes on their wrists, i don't actually know how the rank insignia worked on these uniforms or if the collar bands or uniform colors indicated departments. anyways spock has slightly oversized elven ears and scotty has his iconic movie era mustache but still dark hair up top. deckard i just assume is him bc it just looks like a guy.
a rare photo of a clean shaven kristofer hivju,with just a day or so of red stubble on his perfect square jaw. he's wearing a dapper little silk patterned scarf and smiling his iconic smirk. he should play death of superman era lex luthor ii, or a comics accurate vertigo lucifer. or hellboy! he would be an amazing hellboy tbh.
tweet from politics and poll tracker ap-norc poll 6/11 - 6/17 jewish americans polled favorables (net) green check - josh shapiro plus 30 green check - zohran mamdani plus 5 red x - donald trump minus 39 red x - benjamin netanyahu minus 27 below is a photo of trump reaching to shake bibi's hand with the headline: us support for israel slips as democrats grow more critical, ap-norc poll finds
baby chris pine kirk gasping for air as spock chokes him out right on an enterprise bridge console in front of the whole crew.
ebay photo of the georgia o'keefe car from the 1980s rose petal place toyline. it's, uh, a pink and dark pink vintage style roadster, stylized to be made out of flower petals, with a hood bonnet that opens up to reveal a wide 'grille' that is a red rose, framed by the pointed v opening of the hood petals, framed by the round petals of the fenders. it has gold chrome headlights and a missing hood ornament that look like labia and clit piercings for fucks sake. it is, not even subtly shaped like a vagina. like that one artist one time took a plaster casting of her vagina and had that blown up and turned into a kayak, and even that was less obviously yonic than this. anyways happy pride.
a muscular leopard stares directly at the camera as it stalks across a grassy plain.
will stancil bsky post from june 29th. also this really goes to eleanor lockhart's constant refrain about exploitative trans voices trying to keep the community in line by telling them the entire world is out to kill them every single day.
tumblr post by darth nickels. Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did. hashtag anakin, hashtag oh no.
quoted image is trump and his awful children, ivanka jarded don jr and eric jr, overlaid with the following tweet from henry hneff: trump is reponsible for almost 1/3 of america's national debt. what's remarkeable is that almost none of this unprecedented spending actually helps everyday americans, strengthens our institutions or infrastructure, or represents a long-term investment in america's future. instead it largely benefits the wealthy via tax cuts, increases surveillance and policing of americans, and personally enriches trump. this isn't an administration, it's a crime family.
grim reaper kissinger meme edited and reedited so it now shows the reaper plucking a dude out of a claw machine and saying michelin mcconnell?! is michelin mccdonnell even in this thing?
millais's famous painting of ophelia from hamlet, floating face up in a small brook surrounded by green plants and flowers, her eyes open in death.
amethyst from steven universe honk shooing on the floor of the crystal gem temple.
ebay photo of a pink box reading YURI, korean beauty, collage night wrapping mask. our mission is to effective skin solutions. we research relentlessly to develop safe and practical products. dedicated to real results. 75 ml / 2.53 fl oz.
a lamborghini v12 vision in bright orange, it has separated body panels and a black carbon fiber frame so it looks like the fenders are floating next to the main chassis. the front fenders are split so that there are three lines of leds coming together at the point in front, and those are the headlights.
alia shawkat as maeby funke in her hollywood business shirt, asking "do you guys know where i could get one of those gold necklaces wtih a t on it?" jason arrested development in a tie answers "that's a cross." alia shawkat replies "across from where?"
sigourney weaver casually making the behind the back half court basket in alien resurrection and walking away. ron perlman is watching from the background of the scene, and an inset closeup shows him turning back to look at her and grinning in awe and reverance.
william shatner as classic kirk, smiling on the 60s enterprise bridge, with an open word balloon below him.
cover illustration for ghost in the shell by shirow masamune, showing major motoko kusanagi sitting in a computer machine space in a skintight white datasuit with a bunch of wires plugged into the open mechanical ports all along her back legs and arms, with electric blue hair and a tiny little james bond style seburo pistol at the ready.
closeup of a tiny spider crawling on my laptop screen, he looks fake scuttling over visible pixels.
a slice of banana bread sitting next to the bundt bread on a cutting board, with a lovely spread of chocolate chips melted in.
same bundt pan as before, now sitting on the stovetop and absolutely brimming with a fresh out of the oven load of banana bread, it looks so good, and i didnt fuck it up which is always a risk bc i mastered this recipe but havent made it nearly as often as i used to bc i just dont have extra bananas as much lately.
a bundt pan on an old white countertop with some gooey tan banana bread batter about half filling it. little chocolate chips are visible spackled in.
ridley scott on location in like a fjord, with the cast of alien covenant in their space raincoats, all looking like they are about to make a movie that is either a good action horror monster movie, or a meaningful treatise on man's place in the universe and the nature of good and evil or whatever, and not, instead, alien covenant.
the meme of the grim reaper pulling a guy out of a claw machine and complaining that it's not henry kissinger, edited so he is saying ozzy osbouren? is donald trump even in this thing? and then edited again so ozzy is crossed out and it says alan greenspan???? in smaller yellow letters, bc chromebook photo editing software is weaker than ms paint somehow.
two skeets, alike in dignity. first is from koth screens with a screenshot of bill from king of the hill, standing at the fence with a cold one, with a hand up, saying something to the boys. second is a user was blocked for this post post. want more of this? grin emoji. there's a whole lot more waiting for you on my onlyfans. details are in the description!
werner herzog looking sternly at the camera, with an open word balloon above him
aerial view again of the southern tip of manhattan, featuring one world trade center, the empire state building, and a bunch of others, wall street etc idk. the twin towers have been replaced by one wtc which is a single gleaming tower instead of two obelisks, and a huge area infill area that before had been open and flat and possibly just docks or harbor stuff on the west side has been completely built up with apartments and other buildings. a number of new buildings are also visible, all lit by the same golden light, on a much clearer day with puffy clouds floating overhead.
aerial shot of the south end of manhattan, with golden light framing the buildings along the southern edge, the horizon fading into a haze, and the twin towers portentiously looming over the rest of the skyline. it's notable how low most of the rest of the island looks from this time, given how many spindly little luxury apartment towers there are now.
a muscular leopard stares directly at the camera as it stalks across a grassy plain. image borrowed from wikipedia.
agent mulder bursting through a door like kramer and saying scully you're not gonna believe this.
tucker carlson on fox news on someone's tv, with a graphic of a smooth snickers bar. chyron reads cancel culture: snickers removing beloved 'dick vein'.
henry winkler on parks and rec saying i know this, and i love you.
banner image of the six toa from the first wave of bionicle back in 2001, they were the wierd primary color lego technic articulated robot action figure guys, rendered here in y2k era cgi with glowing eyes.
lex luthor's desk from jla earth 2, a single massive desk height slice of an ancient old growth tree, with a cutout in the center for his office chair and stupid computer and shit. it's like twenty feet across.
the round faced british mcelroy brother from that mitchell and webb look, in full nazi regalia including graham platner's chest tattoo hat and collar pins, looking confused and asking "are we the baddies?"
kissinger meme of a disappointed grim reaper picking the wrong guy out of a claw machine, edited to say michelin mcconnell? is donald trump even in this thing?
chris hemsworth riding his wierd three motorcycle chariot rig from furiosa a mad max story.
movie poster for the movie returner by takashi yamazki, showing takeshi kaneshiro looking super early 00s badass in sunglasses and a big sweeping leather trench coat and leather pants, holding a gun with big j-pop hair. above him is a ruined cityscape with bizarre alien aircraft, below his coat is the girl from the future standing in the ruined hell future. the tagline is 'the future could be history'. btw it fucking rules.
concept art from nelvana's 1991 pitch to continue the freshly cancelled live-action original doctor who series with an animated series in the same continuity. this doctor is an unspecificied regeneration that combined elements of the previous ones, he's a tall egon spengler-esque white haired chap in big carmen sandiego hat and patchwork coat, scarf, has k-9, drives the doctor's old yellow car which has gotten a hoverconversion, etc. in this promo reel image he's jumping off a platform onto a hover cart k-9 is driving, with an alien city and floating airships behind, and being chased by two daleks riding on airship hoverpods not dissimilar to the time war era flying daleks from the day of the doctor.