ultramiraculous

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Typical ̶B̶a̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶e̶a̶ ̶t̶e̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ New Yorker. Top-tier dummy. All opinions are (tragically) my own!

Wikipedia article for the Twilight Zone episode “Man in the Bottle” Highlighted is the text “Castle decides that he wants to be in a position of great power, and wishes to be a leader - who cannot be voted out of office - of a modern and powerful country.”
Tendi from Lower Decks who would have said this
From Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-maxxing Linguist Adam Aleksic traced the development of -maxxing and related incel vocabulary to 4chan, where the absence of user accounts meant the only way to signal experience was through fluency in shared slang. Terms like maxxing, mogging, and cucked functioned as what Aleksic called "metalinguistic indicators"—markers that an anonymous poster was a committed member of the community rather than an outsider.[9] The vocabulary later spread through Reddit, where incel users promoted looksmaxxing language as helpful suggestions on "rate me" subreddits even after dedicated incel communities like r/Incels were banned. These forums continued to normalize the jargon, making it easier to both take seriously and parody.[10]
Maine population by race/ethnicity showing an honestly-shocking 91.3% white/non-hispanic population.
A follow up response on Twitter to the OP’s post from Andrew Solender: Another little wrinkle: a guy tried to bum rush the event with a shotgun. I don't give a damn about your coat. The Andy responds: “OK”
Skeleton about to take a hammer to its cheekbones. It may go on to shoot a gator idk its life or its dreams ok.
Michael Jackson, executing signature flair before performing his famous “walking on the moon”-style stage dance.
Michael Jackson spitting 360° and effortlessly moving in the opposite direction, as if walking on the moon.
An astute viewer’s review pointing out that holograms are programs and don’t have systems
Another alert that there is a TRAVEL BAN
NYC weather alert from the mayor saying that we must clear the roads, sent VERY LOUDLY
Oliver from the eponymous Oliver Twist, being a real sigma by gruelmaxxing in front of the betas.
Gemini output noting: A Quick Note from the Editor: > While the rhythm is catchy, just a heads-up that being named in the flight logs or unsealed documents doesn't always mean a person was involved in criminal activity—some were witnesses or social acquaintances. Also, the bit about Bill Gates and STDs is definitely more of a "internet legend" than something found in the actual legal filings! Would you like me to add another verse covering the locations mentioned in the logs, like the Manhattan townhouse or the Zorro Ranch?
Rose from Heated Rivalry looking sorta disappointed in how she’s managing this conversation
The two main male leads from Challengers, locked in a celebratory embrace.
NYC weather forecast showing 4:49 sunset.
Bane, from the television phenomenon The Dark Night Returns in meme format: Top: “You merely adopted doomerism” Bottom: “I was born in it, molded by it!”
Left: Roger Stone posing with sunglasses and black/white suspenders over a white button down Right: Richard Spencer having begun to disrobe and reveal a grotesque tattoo of a smiling Richard Nixon placed along his upper vertebrae.
Trent Reznor playing in front of a photo of John McCain that had just morphed into George Bush. It was Nov 3, 2008 and Trent said he hoped it was the last time he had to play The Hand That Feeds in front of that graphic.
Sign in an electrical box that reads: “DANGER: Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you’re dying”
“Bruce demands answers, saying he knows he is in a dream world, as reading is a function of the left side of the brain, while dreams are a function of the right, making it impossible to read in a dream.” Highlighted from the Wikipedia for Perchance to Dream from Batman the Animated Series.
The three posts the OP is posting in reply to, which specify this would be the first mass killing on US soil of citizens, under the Trump admin
Side by side photo of Caesar Chavez and George W Bush. Text is a line from Chavez’s speech given after Bush spoke: “the devil is right here”
Tatiana Maslany and Bryan Cranston taking a bow during the stage production of Network.
Curtis Sliwa eating a sandwich outdoors on white seating
Wikipedia entry for the Fame Kills tour. A sidebar with a picture of Lady Gaga screaming at Obama at the National Equality March is accompanied by a caption that "Gaga only agreed to tour with West under the condition that everything 'remain gay'" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fame_Kills:_Starring_Kanye_West_and_Lady_Gaga
Multiple Harry Kims in a room, admiring one's leutenant status. "This Kim's got TWO pips!"
Bib Fortuna, the Twi’lek from Return of the Jedi who serves as Jabba’s lurker-in-chief/majordomo.
Empty threat to take away all the nudes
Edit of a post by @postoctoberist on Twitter Liberal: *through sobs* you can't just say everything is nationalised.... Please.... Zohran: *points at swarm of bees flying past* nationalised Original post involves a seagull flying nearby
Screenshot from the game Papers Please. The screenshots of a passport that is hand-made by a man named Jorji who is always trying to pass fake passports off as real to you, the border patrol in the game.
Superman poster: “It Begins”. The poster is of Superman flying headlong into the unknown.
Superman logo from the Superman 2025 credits on an IMAX screen
Prophets of the Dark Side UV Purple tattoo from the 1994. This image is from in-game but the tattoo is also popular among nerds. Two shapes, one a trident going right to left, and the other a larger pointy 3-pronged spiral.
Bundle of an insane number wires plugged into a box. The wires are attached to electrodes on the patients’ head and body.
Tweet from Bhaskar Sunkara: Most endearing political advertisement l've ever watched. https://x.com/sunraysunray/status/1933665746866868563
Kristi Noem doing her best “generic scary republican lady face” in video from Homeland Security/TSA “RealIDL” and the url for DHS are present: https://dhs.gov/real-id
Mother of Syril from Andor laughing in still from trailer.
At the time, it seemed that Musk had dished out the Hyperloop proposal just to make the public and legislators rethink the high-speed train. He didn't actually intend to build the thing. It was more that he wanted to show people that more creative ideas were out there for things that might actually solve problems and push the state forward. With any luck, the high-speed rail would be canceled. Musk said as much to me during a series of e-mails and phone calls leading up to the announcement. "Down the road, I might fund or advise on a Hyperloop project, but right now I can't take my eye off the ball at either SpaceX or Tesla," he wrote.
Ad for a startup called “Post Hog”: “Experiments - Post Hog Does That”
Mangione just walked in wearing a green knit sweater, sand-colored pants, light brown loafers. He is walked in shackled and wearing a ballistic vest. Lawyer asks he be unshackled. https://bsky.app/profile/taliajane.bsky.social/post/3lipjvdfrhk2a
Thread describing Luigi’s lawyers asking for his shackles to be removed. Judge rejects motion. https://bsky.app/profile/taliajane.bsky.social/post/3lipj76rhuc2a
Low-res photo of IT vending machine at Facebook. Keyboards, Apple trackpads, flash drives, and laptop chargers are all visible.
Man saying “wow wow wow…”
Image mentioning 26 is a funny age to assassinate a healthcare CEO Information is provided that 26 is also when you’re not allowed to be on your parents’ insurance anymore.
Quote from Unabomber Manifesto Summary: "Kaczynski thinks mood-altering drugs are over-prescribed, often just to deal with the psychological stress of living in industrial society. If more people need, say, antidepressants to tolerate living in a depressing world, that world is then allowed to get even more depressing, until the drugs are a requirement."