Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉

@unchained-malady.bsky.social

genX lefty and all-around affable asshole 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦 🏴🫶 🚫 no AI/crypto/NFTs/TERFs/Zionists I don't post NSFW but I do cuss an awful lot

a b&w photo of an Orca, captioned "fuck them boats"

a very orange list template to rank the tracks on a TS album

that meme of the freshly filled grave, the headstone captioned "SORA" and the guy turning to the camera giving he finger gesture but it's Ed Zitron's face edited in

I think this one might be above the premium cutline?, but:

> (the Xerox Alto did it first, a fact that when I learned made me want to do a Hater’s Guide to Xerox that nobody would read)

As a native-born Rochesterian who grew up after the glory days and heard story after story about the arrogance of bloated old monopolists (who were also among the biggest employers) causing the city's decay as they failed to keep up with the times and cut jobs by the thousands, I would *absolutely* read a Hater's Guide to Xerox.

amusement park rode photo of people on a rollercoaster, heading downward, everyone is screaming and having fun except one guy in the front who is huge and muscular, dressed like a clown, and has a very pissed look on his face, cigarette hanging out of his mouth, arms folded in a pout

screenshot of Kristi Noem's post-firing same day cope-posting, which is supposed to say the following but it's obscured by a superimposed image of Taylor Swift making a smug face captioned "bye bitch":

"Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
@SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security.

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard."

a staffer speaks from the left side of the screen (cut off), explaining to Trump: "... the DOJ on addressing that, because chemists are coming up with new opioids faster than the government has been able to keep up ..."
right as he says "faster", you can hear a brief, wet fart and the blonde behind the chair turns her head to look at him LMAO

Elizabeth Potter Graha... [it cuts off] says,
"McKinsey did a study on sexual behavior of Americans, of course! If you want to communicate, stop berating people for not being familiar with your esoteric references."

to which @unchained-malady replies,
"did you just confuse the Kinsey scale with the McKinsey firm? for real? LMAO"

@chickenlady.bsky.social demands haughtily,

"Please show exactly how an LGBTQ member of the US Army has damaged" marginalised communities"

with a snotty gif of a netflix actor saying, " do you even hear yourself?"

screenshot of the OP, landing on the word "GOAT"

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a still photo from a Star Wars scene, featuring ground soldiers and a trio of ATATs

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into an artistic rendering of a dragon's cave filled with treasure

$"Analysts have, on some level, become the fractional marketing team for the stocks they’re investing in. When Oracle announced its $300 billion deal with OpenAI in September — one that Oracle does not have the capacity to fill and OpenAI does not have the money to pay for – analysts heaved and stammered like horny teenagers seeing their first boob"$

screenshot of OP, with the bluesky assistive automation asking me, "the post you're replying to was marked as being written in French by its author, would you like to reply in French?"

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a photo of a rocket explosion

photo of a stack of several copies of Marjorie Taylor Greene's "The Case For Christian Nationalism" with her stupid face on the cover

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a photo of a steep rocky cliff, oversized and looking down at the camera

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into an enhanced satellite photo of the Jupiter red spot

a cat edited into an artistic rendering of the 9 planets, draped oversized onto Neptune

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into an artistic rendering of the 9 planets, draped oversized atop Neptune

a screenshot of this post, but the quoted post is simply marked "Blocked"

screenshot of the crybaby loser in the reply above who's blocked me for talking back

the dog from the OP, extracted and edited into a still image of Falkor, the luck dragon from The Neverending Story

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a photo of a tall archway entrance of a cathedral with high stained glass windows over the doors

the cats from the OP, extracted and edited into a still image of Puss In Boots from Shrek, doing his sad eyes into the camera

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a screenshot from a CRPG, of a lavish den with high windows fancy furniture (artist unknown)

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a painting of Santa Claus in his sleigh pulled by reindeer, flying through the sky with a snowy little town below. The cat is pouting from the sack of toys in the sleigh.

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a painting of a dog staring into the dark of an open door (source: http://vergvoktre.deviantart.com/gallery/)

a screenshot from AudiobooksNow, featuring the available works of John Scalzi

the cat from OP, extracted and edited into a Star Wars scene where C3PO, R2D2, Luke, and Leia are standing with their backs to the camera, gazing together out a space ship window

the cat from OP, extracted and edited into a photo of a cemetery statue, sitting in its lap (photographer unknown)

the cat from OP, extracted and edited into a scene from a Christmas movie as an oversized predator behind Santa

screenshot of the above gif, with its original automated ALT text which hilariously reads, "a man in a captain america costume is wearing a helmet and goggles" lol

the Zac Efron shrug meme captioned, "The Enlightened Centrist", "I'm not left or right I'm a secret third thing (right)", "you see it's all about striking balance (between criticizing the left and defending the right)", "I respect all political viewpoints (it's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones", "I'm all about that partisan fighting (basically I found a way to feel superior to both sides without taking any principled positions)", "both sides are equally bad (I think antifascism is the same as fascism and should be treated the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it", "I STAND FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

screenshot of this post showing that the techshit broflake blocked me lmao

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a photo from a museum exhibit of a sarcophagus

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into scifi art of a space ship window overlooking a planet and several moons in the distance

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a Dutch family portrait (Van Campen Family Portrait in a Landscape (1620s) by Frans Hals)

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited, comically oversized, into an aerial photo of a huge ship in the ocean with a smaller one cutting through the water beside it (source: https://www.cargomaxintl.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/AdobeStock_217993570-scaled.jpeg)

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited to appear, oversized, in a Star Trek scene

cats from the OP, extracted and edited into a meme titled, "the result of taking a panorama while you roll down a hill", which features an Inception-esque photo of a grassy meadow curled on itself in a circular anomaly

cat from OP, extracted and edited, planet-sized, into a photo of the surface of Jupiter (source: https://starwalk.space/gallery/images/jupiter-quiz-1/1920x1080.jpg)

the cat from OP, extracted and edited into an aerial photo of thick gray clouds (source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Clouds_over_Africa.jpg/440px-Clouds_over_Africa.jpg)

the cat from OP, extracted and edited planet-sized into a Hubble photo of Jupiter

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a space scene to appear as if it's oversized and snoozing on the curved surface of the Earth, with visual representations of the sun and the other planets trailing off to the right

Unchained Malady 🌛☃️⸆⸉
‪@unchained-malady.bsky.social‬
reskeet if you have ever told a microwave to stfu
3:42 PM · Dec 8, 2025

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"... would change for young Willy. In late 1922, an Italian asshole named Mussolini put fascism on the world stage. And in early 1923, his British fanboys firmed England's first fascist group."

@goldmarvel says:

"loki really said safety first"
in a twitter repost of @endgameloki saying

"remember when loki out barriers on the bifrost while he was king"

along with 2 images, one from the first thor movie when the bifrost was without guard rails, and one from ragnarok, where it has them

still photo in b&w of Willem Dafoe from "The Lighthouse" captioned, "look at ye, postin' cringe"

screenshot of a racist asshole posting propaganda:

"your occasional reminder to only donate directly to your preferred candidates and to stop setting your hard-earned money on fire by handing it over to the grifters of the vast left-wing clatter machine kthxbai"

a photo of money on fire

$screenshot from Spotify Wrapped featuring Better Offline as my top podcast (listing me at 10,018 minutes of listening and telling me I'm in the top fraction of a percent)$